Reposted by Steven TheissMargaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town. 142153675715
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 20/11/2025He's very ashamed (of being caught) He regrets his choices (to communicate via email) These actions are not a true reflection of his character (it's worse) 020
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 16/11/2025You can try a steady twisting force. It's often easier to get a tape to de-adhere with shear forces. If that doesn't work, try a little bit of ethanol or isopropyl to get the adhesive to soften. Acetone should also work, but I'd try other solvents first. If none of that works, let me know. 000
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Same thing happened to William Shockley, Nobel Prize winner in Physics. I don't know what it is with these guys and their virulent racism/sexism. 010
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Thanks! I'd love to see the others! As a scientist and D&D nerd, I found your chart delightful! 010
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I want to make sure I'm reading it correctly. Am I correct in saying that all "sight" spells are illusion-related? Did other members of your lab group also produce DnD-related charts? (Sorry if that's a dumb question. The internet barely existed when I was a grad student.) 120
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 22/09/2025The Help menu on HULU was the only way I could get it done. 040
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Cancelled my @DisneyPlus and @Hulu subscriptions today. Caving in to Trump was reprehensible! 030
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2025How is it possible that the US is getting worse at an ever increasing pace? Every day seems worse than the one before. 110
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 08/09/2025One of the downsides of being a scientist is that we are well qualified to understand just how stupid we can be. Hope you feel better soon. I truly doubt that whatever you did surpasses my stupidest acts. 0160
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 05/09/2025It's really sweet! I am eagerly looking forward to breaking down some of the distancing behaviors I've learned over 60 years in the US. 010
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 05/09/2025No, that's just sincere appreciation! Whenever someone does the two-handed shake with me, it always adds an element of emotion that's missing from most one-handed shakes. One of my favorite things about moving to Portugal soon is the two-cheek side-kiss they do. it builds an instant connection. 110
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I think you have to pull him off-balance for it to qualify. 120
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Have you ever seen a more literal anvil cloud? 050
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 14/08/2025"I regret that I have but one Big Vito #7 to give for my country!" "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Oh, and Extra Virgin Olive Oil!" 010
Reposted by Steven TheissFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 13/08/2025This is a boot-licking casting couch audition. Many such cases right now. We will remember who they are. 5739
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Yikes! How repulsive! The last thing we need is to further uncouple science from ethics. This is nothing less than collaboration with evil! 020
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Haven't posted in ages, so here are a couple of photos my daughter took of our bunny having a nice nap. 030
Reposted by Steven TheissLeif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 14/06/2025Greenland should preemptively attack us 511819
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Sarah, you looked absolutely gorgeous in your bridal dress! What lovely pictures! 120
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Congratulations and best wishes on a long and happy marriage! 020
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I thought we were all buying soup to feed our families. 030
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 26/05/2025It's a little known fact that rabbits can dissolve their skeletons at will. 000
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Great idea!media.tenor.coma man is standing in front of a window in a dark room .Alt: A stop-motion animated man is projectile vomiting 000
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Being a fake man is WAY more fun! I have only pity for real men. 000
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 11/05/2025This is spectacular! My jaw is hanging open in amazement at how good this is! 030
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I'm sorry your mom is broken. I'm watching my wife having to deal with her anxiety-laden, aging mother and I know how deeply tiring that is for her. Sounds like you have it much worse. I offer my deepest sympathies to you. 020
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 30/04/2025You have to put a Post-It on your diploma indicating your cumulative lifetime fluoride intake. Sorry, them's the rules. 010
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Was in Princeton, NJ this weekend. All the blooming trees looked great, but my eyes were apparently allergic to EVERY. SINGLE. ONE! 010
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Heading off to Princeton University for the weekend to attend the group reunion of my first post-doc advisor. Working for Professor Wagner for those two years changed the trajectory of my entire life. He was one of the best "bosses" I've ever had and I'm honored to have the chance to tell him that. 010
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I wish he'd found that anger decades ago. Angry Al Gore was what this country needed (and still is). 000
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Wait! None of your colleagues cried because of your pronouns?!? Preposterous! 010
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 22/04/2025"got out of hand"media.tenor.coma nuclear explosion with a huge mushroom cloud coming out of it .Alt: a nuclear explosion with a huge mushroom cloud coming out of it . 010
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I remember it as being the Twitter equivalent of the "Demon Core" criticality accidents. Started with a tiny slip, immediately proceeded to (almost) a fission bomb. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_c...en.wikipedia.orgDemon core - Wikipedia 130
Reposted by Steven TheissKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Guys, JD Vance did NOT kill the Pope and it’s stupid and immature to imply he did. The Pope killed himself after meeting JD Vance. 673522514
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Never in the history of human civilization has there been a more appropriate moment for a double-take.media.tenor.coma cartoon of bugs bunny coming out of a holeAlt: a cartoon of bugs bunny coming out of a hole and doing a double-take 010
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 20/04/2025IYKYKR!media.tenor.coma man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that referenceAlt: a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference 1710
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 19/04/2025This is an amazing thread. I had no idea that there were people who couldn't "playback" visual memories and isolate specific components! 010
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I can and do "see" any kind of apple I've ever experienced, except for the Red Delicious, which I absolutely refuse to think about. The Red Delicious is a demonic perversion of the very concept of "apple". 020