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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 8h

Roses are red Violets are dear

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I think we know where the bell is on your bicycle.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The Duke of Kent, Ealing, I'm interrupting their marketing photo shoot by the looks of it. Top pint of Pride.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

P.S. are you up for the Raynes Park v Windsor game on the 31st?

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Steve Morris loves a Redbreast. He'll be all over this. The big bollocks.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

And what do you know about me regarding my experience of disability? Storming around the Internet looking to dunk on people without a shred of justification isn't a good look, my gal. Which bit of "it doesn't absolve him entirely" didn't you understand? What's any of this got to do with my gender?

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Wow. What the fuck. I just said the guy might not have had his glasses with him. I really don't think I was saying what you're accusing me of, so maybe put your kettle on and calm down a bit, eh?

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I thought I said it didn't entirely absolve him.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Guy might not have had the right glasses with him to enable him to read the board? Doesn't entirely absolve him but it might be part of the picture.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Just ban bonfires almost entirely, we've got green waste kerbside collection and recycling centres taking garden waste now. Urban and suburban areas only, farms and real countryside can have a pass in the winter.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Is this a missing line from The Byrds' Turn Turn Turn?

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

True, including the brown sauce which must be cheap and vinegary rather than sugary sweet.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Don't worry too much, there's only one relegation place left now that Fulham and Manchester City have claimed two. And it must finally be Tottering's turn this year too.

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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I don't want to see Digger, not bc of the poor reviews but because of Tom Cruise who is an insane scientologist & one of the last people to see Shelley Miscavige - wife of David Miscavige, head of the batshittery - who hasn't been seen since 2007 when she first voiced her doubts about the religion.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Gah. The time of year I most miss Scotland. Roll on retirement and I shall be back.

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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

ABSOLUTE FRIED GOLD BANGER youtu.be/SJmmaIGiGBg?...

youtu.be

Carpenters - Superstar

YouTube video by CarpentersVEVO

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings and Walt disnae.

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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Justin Webb remains the absolute worst

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Fulham doing the Lord's work protesting this farce of a Premier League season then, by making sure we're relegated from it by Christmas. #TheFootball

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Steve Carter @shieldaig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I saw the light (or lack thereof) yesterday, and grabbed my camera and stepped outside, pretty sure I'd see the mother of all rainbows. But there was none. There was however, the darkest and brightest 'at the same time' moment I think I've ever seen. Extraordinary.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Let's play spot the EV in the EV charging bays.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Check out her recentish Christmas duet with Lawnmower Deth. She's properly into that.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I mean they're right about the crisps.

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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

O their prophetic soul!

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Saw a well known (often appears on TV and radio news) political campaigner park an EV at a petrol pump in a busy station the other day whilst he went in and bought his sundries. I am a firm believer in his campaign, and EVs (I drive one), but I've gone right off the man.

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Ruth Deyermond @ruthdeyermond.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Anna Politkovskaya was murdered 20 years ago today. If you have any interest in Russia but haven't read her work, today is a good day to start. This is the opening of her book Putin's Russia:

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Roasting sunshine since about April, and suddenly, on the one day I really needed some sunshine, leaden skies and monsoon conditions apppear, relentlessly, all day. Glorious sunshine forecast tomorrow of course. I'd say it's incredible if I weren't inured to such spectacular luck.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Scotland at it again. The ref at it again. VAR at it again. Just another day in #TheFootball at it again.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So long as they're not using their feet is all that matters.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

To absorb it in slow time, the stitch-for-stitch replica on display in the Museum of Reading is never crowded.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Begs the question of course, where did he ever get any money from? It's all public money, he's never made a penny of his own. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

King's funding for Andrew is not for legal action against police

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is taking action over search warrants issued ahead of his arrest in February.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No men's trousers on sale at Whitechapel market or thereabouts?

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There's a woodpecker on my lawn. Never seen one in these parts before.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just when I thought I couldn't love Stradas any more.

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

black sky at night, it is night black sky in the morning, it is not morning

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I do sincerely envy Tom's marvellous routine, although sadly pretty much the only thing we have in common is switching off the radio as soon as the Archers begins.

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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 04/10/2026

The "zionism is racism" motion that has just passed on the Green Party's conference floor is truly gross, and deeply racist. The party's MPs deserve some credit for opposing it, though they should've done so more stridently and sooner. This is now a millstone around the party's necks. Deservedly.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If I hear of one more dog or cat called fucking Luna, well my foot will probably fall off. What is going on.

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Steven Burns @stevenroyburns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Don't think the 1.3 was ever sold in the UK, was it? Incredible to see such a base spec in such amazing condition. Love it. I miss my 2 33s still after several decades.

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