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SteveJDM

@stevejdm.bsky.social
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Very block, much human. With all the human organs like some spleans, several bones, gravitite core, meat. Very human

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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lets be real chat, even if we were flesh spheres we would still find ways of being freaky lol
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 07/10/2026
now that’s a fucking MAYOR. king shit
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Michael Kamm @michaelkamm.games · 06/10/2026
Here's my next game, ROTETRA, a tetromino stacker where you spin the whole board and juggle multiple pieces at once! It's a little bit cursed, but I've been having fun making it! Play the demo (and wishlist 👉👈): store.steampowered.com/app/4306820/... also, on web: sharkwithlasers.itch.io/rotetra
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 06/10/2026
New Yorkers: one month from today, there will be five questions on the back of your ballot. Register to vote by October 24 and learn more at nyc.gov/fast
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 03/10/2026
NYC is opening 160 car-free (but treat-filled) streets and plazas to enjoy fun and safe fall festivities this spooky season. Find one near you at nyc.gov/trickorstreets.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 04/10/2026
minneapolis city council president elliott payne DJs at the bassett creek metro transit stop during a dance break stop on the DJ bike ride
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Samantha Maldonado @smaldo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Guardian Angel founder is also a self-proclaimed expert on getting shot -- actually shot, by bullets. He survived being shot five times in June 1992. "I know about getting shot," he assured the mayor. abc7ny.com/post/nyc-may...
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Mayor Mamdani holds hands with one-time rival Curtis Sliwa to get flu shot
An apparent bromance has continued to blossom for the one-time political rivals.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 01/10/2026
workers drive minneapolis has passed the minneapolis city council! this requires autonomous vehicles to have a human safety monitor and bans remote operation, and also preserves local jobs largely held by immigrants over big tech. from a public memo released by robin wonsley -
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Daaamn all the horror (adjacent) mods are stepping up their game lately. Looking forward to seeing what this is about.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 30/09/2026
Black text on a white page that reads as follows: 

Too often, homeless New Yorkers cycle from our hospitals to our streets — making it harder to continue treatment and find long-term stability. 

The City's Bridge to Home program in Manhattan ends the cycle by providing a safe place for New Yorkers to live while they receive medical care, apply to jobs, and find an apartment. The program has been a massive success.

Today, we’re expanding Bridge to Home to Brooklyn and Queens, so more New Yorkers get the help they need.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/09/2026
Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer xkcd.com/3304/
4-panel comic. (1) April 2023: [JUICE space probe flying away from Earth] FROM EARTH: *JUICE* is en route to explore the icy moons of Jupiter! JUICE: *Wheee!* (2) August 2024: [JUICE flying past Earth] JUICE: ...So which planet was I visiting again? I got distracted. FROM EARTH: Jupiter! JUICE: Right, OK. (3) September 2026: [JUICE flies past Earth again] JUICE: Is Jupiter the one with all the rings? Or... FROM EARTH: No, the big one near it. JUICE: Got it! (4) January 2029: [JUICE returning to fly past Earth again] JUICE: And *which* moons am I looking at? FROM EARTH: Oh my *god*. FROM EARTH: Now I get why we budgeted for so many Earth flybys.
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when r2 crashes my game when i am hosting the recording session:
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Minnesota DFL Party @dfl.org · 29/09/2026
Source: minnesotareformer.com/2026/09/29/m...
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Minnesota AG candidate’s stock portfolio presents 174 potential conflicts of interest • Minnesota Reformer
If Republican Ron Schutz wins the attorney general’s race in November, he will be responsible for enforcing Minnesota’s laws against the country’s biggest and most powerful corporations. His own perso...
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 28/09/2026
some people want to destroy the consultant class and some people want to become the consultant class
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shin Godzilla
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 27/09/2026
Can @tuyoki.bsky.social draw this sprite please
pluey putting object on very low table by kneading paws (object is not seen)
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We stay winning chat
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 26/09/2026
landlords offering free creep glasses, they will never see the light of heaven
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/dagbqCuAiUw This video is kinda wild ngl. A lot happens but almost nothing changes. Plus its really bizarre to see my entire life flash by in 5 minutes. Its quite a profound video when you think about it.
youtu.be
20-Year Time Lapse in 5 minutes from the same fixed camera
YouTube video by Peter McGavin
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
better the hips than the pubic symphysis. I would be horrified and impressed if you managed to pop that joint
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oops apparently I am under weight now
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
His team knew what they were doing here lmaoo
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
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Niamiko 🏳️‍⚧️ @niamiko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm older
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kitty
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/09/2026
On September 17th, we filled our 200,000th pothole. See something that needs fixing in NYC? Call 311, tag @nyc311.bsky.social or go to portal.311.nyc.gov.
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big thumb meme:

First panel: stick figure (USA) says to the group - “CANADA
AND THE EU
GETTING CLOSER
WILL HURT
OUR RELATIONSHIP”

Second panel: One person in group (of Canada & EU members) gives big sarcastic thumbs up to USA.

Third panel: Group goes back to talking. USA stands alone.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I shoulda read the terms
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The biblical year 1, was confusingly on the year of jesus's birth. The same logic therefore dictates that it is 2ak rather than 1ak.
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It is officially 2 AK (after kirk)
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We wish you a merry kirksmas We wish you a merry kirksmas We wish you a merry kirksmas And a happy charleve
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The ai bubble in a nutshell:
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Katie Payn @katiepayn.com · 06/09/2026
bonus Toffee
a photograph of Toffee, a small tortoiseshell cat, extremely close up with a fisheye lens effect that makes her nose look incredibly long and her ears very small.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
he got him. he finally fucking got him
real-life coyote and roadrunner encounter captured in southern california
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cpw @voxcpw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Online existence is absolutely fucked, if we have to comply with these dumb verification laws. You may as well just post your dick and balls online.
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Robert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Whatever, go my integlet
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SteveJDM @stevejdm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Chat i think my script broke. Why my broken end now the plushie end?
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Count Zero @independentmedia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Here is one of the more recent articles.
yahoo.com
FBI Investigates 153 Million Licenses That Just Hit the Dark Web
Driver's license data for 153 million Americans may be for sale on the dark web after a suspected breach at identity verification firm idscan.net.
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