Reposted by Steph HippoCat Hicks @grimalkina.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"why would I ever need a task to be done faster" come on, guys. Because we're dying. Because we are literally all dying all the time. Because we're running out of time. The fact that it's often hard to measure or stupidly measured doesn't mean "saving time" isn't an important thing to human beings 1647958
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026WELP just watched Ted Lasso this week and yes, getting Mrs. Landinghammed is the right way to describe it. Jfc. 000
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Blah just watched the season finale of Hacks SOMEONE HOLD ME 000
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you're in Seattle and would attend the @reignfc.com game tonight if you had tickets to seats not in the rain, please message me. We have a sick baby or we'd be there. 3 club level seats. Game starts at 5:30pm. 111
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me: "Message Jonathan Onorato." I couldn't find Jonathan Alvarado sorry! I couldn't find Jonathan Honorato sorry! I couldn't find Jonathan On. Orato. sorry! ...What if you tried the Jonathan Onorato that I've messaged nearly every day for the last 15 years? 000
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Shoutout to Gemini for always reassuring me that AI isn't going to take over because despite 20+ years of my data, it couldn't identify my husband's name over voice command this morning suddenly. 110
Reposted by Steph HippoRide of the Valkyries @rideofvalkyries.com · 20/09/2026No official word from the league or teams as of yet, but the Ion broadcast just said kickoff is now expected to be around 6:45 PT. 0114
Reposted by Steph HippoSounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 20/09/2026It sounds like the Reign match is going to be kicking off at 6:50pm PT, which I would assume means that the Sounders match is also clear to kickoff at the original scheduled kickoff time 0101
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The @reignfc.com did an objectively wonderful job with Youth Night. My 4 year old had so much at the kid activities: friendship bracelets, bedazzled Photobooth, AND a crown tonight!? She didn't make it to the seats until the second half. 😅 She still said her favorite part was the first goal though. 0141
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Omg please let parents with small kids deplane first. This poor mom has been fighting for her life in row 25 with a toddler. 011
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I hate when the ref makes me root for VAR. #SEAvSAN 100
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The Reign game starting off with blowing a DOGSO call. #SEAvSAN 100
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Taking my kid to the movie theater for the first time so she can see her favorite movie for its 20th anniversary. If I have to feel old today so do you.static.klipy.comLightning McQueen's Ka-chow!ALT: Lightning McQueen's Ka-chow! 000
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026How do I throw an ISP into the ocean? Asking for a friend. 010
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Download the app and then every link you click in the app will open in your browser, for some reason. 110
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Incredible how Quantum Fiber will be like "No outages in your area but for some reason the internet isn't reaching your house!" ...friends. 230
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Does anyone know why Pixel 10 sucks with Android Auto? Is it my car? I did not have connection problems with my 9. 100
Reposted by Steph HippoCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 11/08/20261. We've gotten so used to Trump's declarations that it's easy to focus on the substance of this executive order (which is utter nonsense) rather than the fact he's making it at all. To my knowledge it's unprecedented for a president to issue direct clinical guidance from the White House podium.whitehouse.govDelivering Gold Standard Childhood Vaccine Recommendations for AmericansBy the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. 1732185
Reposted by Steph HippoAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/08/2026TAPPER: Do you know what a tall order it is to believe that 3 women who don't know each other made up accusations of you being violent, and you are telling the truth and they are all lying? That's difficult to believe, right? MAX MILLER: No. Not in this instance. 1401750421
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I really hate what Claude has done to the word "genuinely." 010
Reposted by Steph HippoGov. Bob Ferguson @governorferguson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Grateful to FEMA for their approval of Fire Management Assistance Grants to provide financial support for the fire response around Spokane, as well as the Sinlahekin Fire. Please continue to stay vigilant if you're in those areas. 49618
Reposted by Steph HippoDaniel Swain @weatherwest.bsky.social · 02/08/2026#OldTrailsFire in Spokane now appears to be most destructive wildfire in WA State history by wide margin (650+ structures lost), w/additional TBD losses nearby. Other PacNW fires actively burning, though less destructive, are far larger & could burn for weeks amid severe drought. 6277138
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Anyway, I'm significantly past my athletic prime and am prone to ankle injuries if the Sounders want to sign me. 030
Reposted by Steph HippoDerek Young @derekmyoung.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Whatever the score, the sentiment is the same. 0163
Reposted by Steph HippoSounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 02/08/2026Oh, Sounders now don’t have a goal from a starting No. 9 in 17 league games, that’s fully half the season. 3646
Reposted by Steph HippoSounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 02/08/2026It’s probably good to start panicking. 3462
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Seattle's known for its blown glass. That's what our team is made of. #PORvSEA 000
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Who has the stats on most injured players in a season? Because I know the one season we had multiple players not old enough to vote due to injuries but I feel like we have to be getting close again to that too. #PORvSEA 100
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Hey on the bright side we're going to set the club record for... Longest losing streak.static.klipy.comBirthday PartyALT: Birthday Party 110
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Stocking up on Seattle goals before the Sounders game. #BAYvSEA 020
Reposted by Steph HippoLogan M. Davis @loganmdavis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It’s under appreciated that this is how building human organizations should work as well. 0144
Reposted by Steph HippoSounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 26/07/2026On the very soft scale of “was it better than the previous two games?” Sounders I guess were competitive. But they generated nothing offensively and fall 1-0. That’s five straight losses, equalling their longest-ever losing streak in the MLS era. 9522
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I mean after the Timbers game, can the Sounders really still hurt me? 020
Reposted by Steph HippoCat Hicks @grimalkina.bsky.social · 22/07/2026"Scientists who use AI are morons who aren't reading" I'm a computational social scientist and I feel like LLMs are a lot of things, but one thing they can be is a computational tool for text-based information in science. Here is what I am doing this morning 510811
Reposted by Steph HippoCat Hicks @grimalkina.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You start seeing this moment enough (I've now seen more than a dozen because of sharing my informed-patient skill around) you just really, really think about the possibilities for all the AI shaped problems here 1403
Reposted by Steph HippoCircling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Seattle has another champion to celebrate. Salmon Bay FC are your 2026 USL W League CHAMPIONS! They win 5-4 in penalties. #SalmonBayFC #FeelTheCurrent #SeattleSports 17518
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I have a set of these drawers for my daughter that I got from a Buy Nothing Group and they are *perfect* for small children because they're cardboard so if they tip it's nbd. It's the perfect height for independence. Why did they stop making these and who do I beg to bring them back? 010
Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Nothing like grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory, eh, England? 031
Reposted by Steph HippoKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 15/07/2026Don't park the bus on the railroad tracks 210922