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Steph Hippo

@stephhippo.bsky.social
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Platform Engineering Director @ Honeycomb Reign FC and Sounders FC Toddler mom. Taz's human.

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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The @reignfc.com did an objectively wonderful job with Youth Night. My 4 year old had so much at the kid activities: friendship bracelets, bedazzled Photobooth, AND a crown tonight!? She didn't make it to the seats until the second half. 😅 She still said her favorite part was the first goal though.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How do I throw an ISP into the ocean? Asking for a friend.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I have a set of these drawers for my daughter that I got from a Buy Nothing Group and they are *perfect* for small children because they're cardboard so if they tip it's nbd. It's the perfect height for independence. Why did they stop making these and who do I beg to bring them back?
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Once upon a time we got married outdoors and it literally poured so hard the morning of that I thought someone was pressure washing the windows and then it cleared in time for the ceremony but we almost had to delay and be married by our single attendee who was ordained. 10 years later we laugh.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 10 years to this guy. I can't recommend marrying Jonathan enough. 15/10 decision.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@zaheelee.bsky.social sending condolences lmao
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Without AI: good luck with that With AI: ✨ good luck with that ✨
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Taz update. Still the best dog.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Not to be dramatic but I'd do anything for him.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The ref's officiating strategy for this game, apparently. #SEAvCOL
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Today on Steph Rants About Baby Product Design: Skip Hop Activity Centers. This one does so much so well only to trip up at the end.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I know there's no such thing as perfect but hear me out: this dog.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Checking in on my Mariners friends.
Text message exchange where a fan says she is watching at home so she can throw things at the TV
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
We were gifted a Momcozy bottle washer ahead of baby #2. It broke after 3.5 months of use, usually running it twice a day because I exclusively pump for our son. So bottles plus pumps.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Ok whoever at Tylenol is responsible for this, I love you.
Sponsorship booth at the Reign FC game declaring Tylenol the official pain reliever of the NWSL.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Look how good this dog is. Seriously.
Super-mutt on a tan couch with tongue out licking his own nose.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I left the room at the 70'
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
No goals for shippo
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I'm on the fun side of maternity leave again, welcoming our son Robin last week. I'm grateful for pre-birth disability leave because oof- this little guy did not make this easy. That's why they have to be so cute.
Newborn baby smiling
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
This is what my former business card holder looks like now that I've been at Honeycomb for a year.
A business card holder filled with Lisa Frank style tech stickers that Honeycomb is famous for.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
One year at Honeycomb as of yesterday. 10/10 recommend. Plan to do it again.
Steph as a bee caricature to mark her 1 year work anniversary at Honeycomb. Steph has a black shirt that says "Everyone watches Women's Sports", holding a Reign FC soccer ball, and is next to a caricature of her dog, Taz.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I've been running a book club for Ethics in a Computing Culture and I really wish this was part of CS curriculums everywhere. @bobrinkman.com
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The kitchen floors were added over the previous floors, without removing the dishwasher, so my husband had to cut into the floors to remove the dishwasher. Good thing he just got a brand new tool set?
Cork floors cut away to reveal linoleum underneath in front of a dishwasher next to off-white cabinets.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The previous dishwasher was partially installed using duct tape.
A dishwasher corner with a broken bracket covered in duct tape.
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Steph Hippo @stephhippo.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
New social means dog tax right? This is Taz. Supermutt. Probably 7 years old. Very good boy. Thinks all humans should work from home whenever possible. He is probably loudly dreaming on the background of our zoom call.
Brown terrier supermutt curled up in a doggy donut on a dog bed in a closet.
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