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Steph G.

@stephg.bsky.social
1.2K followers 666 following 7.7K posts

lesbian wife guy (complimentary). sr systems engineer. from the great country of philadelphia. she/they. 🦅🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦅

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 21h
🙏🙏
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 21h
Me, leaving for work: Ride together, lie together, I swear to god I hope we fucking die together! Wife, half asleep: Mmm hmm ok have a good day love you
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lmao eat shit barves
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bar in The Shining (1980)
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lane, you are a giant and you will be missed. 🫡😢
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ⵣ @bintjeanette.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BDSM (bread dipped in soup mm)
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Greatest game that I ever witnessed in person. RIP Doc.
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a bog of eternal stench
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just got a new car and this was the third top priority over safety and reliability and you can argue that KNOBS contribute positively to both.
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ears up like a cat who heard the treat jar
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
COMMITTED. Relentless. High motor player.
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dude’s seated to make omelettes, he knows
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His dedication to the game is almost sapphic, respect.
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Aaron D. Proctor @racetoperu.neocities.org · 05/10/2026
A Choose Your Fighter screen with some of the more memorable Philadelphia Eagles fans
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unsmost.
go birds
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not anymore
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
eek, Jalen
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Currently crushing my wife in one of my leagues because I picked up Bryce Young this week and every time he picks up more points she sends me a death stare.
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Simpatico
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trea Turner would have lost his sideburns swinging at that slider
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG DO IT, I will do a rewatch with you you wanna just watch it real quick let’s watch it omg
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time I drink that beer, I think about that Mad Men episode (sorry if this reference missed with you but I had to get it out of my head)
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching other playoff teams score runs and then also play good defense.
George Costanza watching Mad About You in confused disgust.
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
all of us are the evil gay in someone else’s story
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Prolly shoulda kicked that chip shot FG, Nick, you absolute buffoon.
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think that was a defensive foul. Tom Brady agrees. In this economy.
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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oops! All Coopers
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COOP(s) GAME
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That white boy DeJean got hands.
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COOOOOOOOOOOOP (the O.G.)
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COOOOOOOOOPER SAVED THE PICK AND TURNED IT INTO SIX
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please and thank you
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She said jagoff?? No.
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What the fuck were those accents. And she called that guy a jagoff?? WE ARE NOT HILL PEOPLE.
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 25/07/2026
Had a webserver getting crushed by Claude for some reason. Dug in to the logs and someone made a shitty php hangman game back in 2008, the dipshit computers found it, and were “playing” it 1M+ times a day until I blocked it. The future sucks ass
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got a fist bump and a Go Birds from a baby at the Media street fair. Eagles by two scores.
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should call him.
A giant North Georgia Candy Roaster Winter Squash at the farmers.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No. He will be fed to the Gulls of Jetro, the Phanatic is their god.
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Phanatic hunts Trea Turner for sport and then BBQs the best parts of him in Lot M before a Birds game.
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Matvei Michkov is our special little guy
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TIP TIP, MOTHERFUCKERS
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao eat shit, sophie. eat shit, caitin. you’re the HOA bitches of the WNBA.
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shut the fuck up and ball, you dumb bitch (gestures to everything)
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it bad to swing at a pitch literally not in the frame
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bruce helper, what are u doing
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Jesus Zoidberg: Snaps Under Center? No, Shotgun now! @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kruk yelling run while Bryce sulks after striking out is kind of an apt way to end the series.
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