Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 21hMe, leaving for work: Ride together, lie together, I swear to god I hope we fucking die together! Wife, half asleep: Mmm hmm ok have a good day love you 241
Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I just got a new car and this was the third top priority over safety and reliability and you can argue that KNOBS contribute positively to both. 070
Reposted by Steph G.Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Unsmost. 41162
Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Currently crushing my wife in one of my leagues because I picked up Bryce Young this week and every time he picks up more points she sends me a death stare. 270
Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Trea Turner would have lost his sideburns swinging at that slider 020
Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OMG DO IT, I will do a rewatch with you you wanna just watch it real quick let’s watch it omg 120
Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Every time I drink that beer, I think about that Mad Men episode (sorry if this reference missed with you but I had to get it out of my head) 110
Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Watching other playoff teams score runs and then also play good defense. 0132
Reposted by Steph G.localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026all of us are the evil gay in someone else’s story 913311
Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Prolly shoulda kicked that chip shot FG, Nick, you absolute buffoon. 0120
Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don’t think that was a defensive foul. Tom Brady agrees. In this economy. 080
Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What the fuck were those accents. And she called that guy a jagoff?? WE ARE NOT HILL PEOPLE. 130
Reposted by Steph G.POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 25/07/2026Had a webserver getting crushed by Claude for some reason. Dug in to the logs and someone made a shitty php hangman game back in 2008, the dipshit computers found it, and were “playing” it 1M+ times a day until I blocked it. The future sucks ass 18720202
Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Got a fist bump and a Go Birds from a baby at the Media street fair. Eagles by two scores. 080
Reposted by Steph G.✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before. 81858475
Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No. He will be fed to the Gulls of Jetro, the Phanatic is their god. 040
Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Phanatic hunts Trea Turner for sport and then BBQs the best parts of him in Lot M before a Birds game. 273
Reposted by Steph G.Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which. 142523874
Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lmao eat shit, sophie. eat shit, caitin. you’re the HOA bitches of the WNBA. 030
Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Shut the fuck up and ball, you dumb bitch (gestures to everything) 050
Reposted by Steph G.NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is it bad to swing at a pitch literally not in the frame 1324
Reposted by Steph G.Jesus Zoidberg: Snaps Under Center? No, Shotgun now! @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kruk yelling run while Bryce sulks after striking out is kind of an apt way to end the series. 09711