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Stephen Pell

@stephenpell.bsky.social
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Woodworker. Writer.

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 01/10/2026
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I firmly believe this as well.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is still a place for a competent, concise 1-hour sports roundup show. People need old Sportcenter. I’ll die on this hill.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There was, however, a golden age of ESPN, and we are decidedly past that time.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We complain about sports coverage and blackouts and all that, and I get it. Maybe there was some golden age of sports coverage that I missed, but it feels like you always had to pay a little to see the stuff you wanted.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The plastic bags at Meijer are thinner, and so are the chicken nuggets from McDonalds.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyone else still crying a little bit after Verlander’s walk off the mound?
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My 9 favorite PC games. Are you seeing some trends emerge?
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It would be great if we didn’t have a country run by stupid fucking idiots, but alas
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everything in my Taco Bell order is stale. I really needed that crunch tonight, man.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My oldest was born on this day seven years ago, and he’ll be hearing that Earth, Wind, and Fire song for the rest of his life until he’s sick of it, or I haven’t done my job as a father.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m being told that in the new Avengers film, they’re in the fight of their lives.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Construction Worker Says Fucking A
ALT: Construction Worker Says Fucking A
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
But, don’t forget, it’s not actually a “war”, just a kinetic military action. To call it a “war” is inaccurate, and frankly, insulting to all the Warfighters, the Department of War, the Secretary of War, and the band War.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh man, the pocket square at next year’s White House Correspondent’s Dinner are going to be SCATHING.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Make your kid get 5 shots instead of one. They love that.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching Attack of the Clones and being reminded that sometimes movies can be ‘silly little guys’ and that’s ok
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol “we love our adults. It’s time we start taking care of our adults.” Just absolute brain mush, man.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A Twix is nice
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is heresy
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Damn
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We’ve been specifically told to never forget
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Everything’s Sabremetrics nowadays
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Tv Shows The Problem Solvers
ALT: Tv Shows The Problem Solvers
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
These people understood the brutality of the system clear as day — they reveled in it — just never thought it would be used against them.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. 
It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
AI knows what humans want and it’s orange masses with dark circles
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No hell hot enough
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't think it should be controversial to say, "we will not provide financial or military assistance to a country where the Minister of National Security brags about popping people's dreams of 'food' and 'education' then sending them to a prison where they are starved."
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Nathan Reyes @inquisitornate.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hi, we're allowed to look at motivations and reasons behind decisions. We dont have to wilfully close our eyes and give them the presumption of regularity. I hope you can discern the difference in why they renamed Denali vs Lake Ontario.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We just shouldn’t have fire at all
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The 1990s Charlotte Hornets brought us a legendary color combo and we should celebrate that.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Linkin National Park
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wow, I never realized it was Caitlyn Clark in this
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What’s that one cartoon meme of the guy looking in the sideview mirror as he’s driving and there’s another guy sprinting after him?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa theonion.com/man-doesnt-like-who-he…
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Say what you will about Bluesky, it’s still a great place to scream into the void *Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh*
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Trump probably kicking himself right now for being too fat and weird looking to have a team of credible body-doubles to fool Iran.
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that cheap 𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 @troybucket.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A Skechers catering truck with the saddam Hussein bunker diagram except it says Trump
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
millennials only want one thing and it's watching Linda Cohn and Karl Ravech calling highlights on SportsCenter for a Mark Buehrle seven-inning, one-run, nine-hit, two strikeout game against the 2003 Kansas City Royals
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Why are they building a shelter when there’s a cabin right there?
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We should retire the word “alien” to describe human beings from other countries.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Crazy how baseball works.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
And honestly, they gave us some great seasons, so I’m not complaining.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
For so many years, the mantra was “Mize, Manning, Skubal,” believing these three would bring us to the Promised Land. All three are gone now. Crazy how baseball works.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Junior Soprano: Why Am I On There?
ALT: Junior Soprano: Why Am I On There?
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Jesus Christ…
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Good Tigers game tonight.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ahghhhhh!
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