Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Duck It. We ball. Bonus points if you recognize the ball. #art #fuckitweball 030
Reposted by Stella JayJessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled in US in 2026 2144
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Watched an eighth grader literally eat his classmate's annotation guide today. Not a nibble. The whole thing. 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This didn't feel great. Probably why it was 20 seconds/mile slower than last week's pleasant half marathon. One foot in front if the other. Not all pain is significant. Etc etc #running 161
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026VERY COOL AGENT: I represent fiction from all genres. ME: Oh, boy! [frantically gathering materials] VERY COOL AGENT: I'm not the right fit for sci-fi, fantasy, horror, romance, or mystery. ME: ... THAT'S ALL THE GENRES????!! What is left?! Western?! #writing 141
Reposted by Stella JayToss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295269112870
Reposted by Stella JayInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Your answer may surprise you. 1888792
Reposted by Stella JayCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My friend: “Did you see that video of Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts?” Me: “…what?” [looks up video] Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.” 2265037825
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026"Don't touch my bone yarmulke!" -my sister, when I lasciviously stroked her kneecap with my toe-socked toes. 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026One of the annoying things about the food-borne illness plagues under Trump is that they will never touch him because he does not eat produce. 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The E. coli within me salutes the E. coli within you. 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Just found a notebook from my second year of college. It includes "Wise Words" from my friend Nolan. 110
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It is possible to get a Fresno Nightcrawler Build-a-Bear and dress it in white pants. That is an action that one-- one being me-- could take. 120
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Hey, dudes. We don't really need hope, as long as despair can be, like, postponed. 110
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The guy who cuts my hair is dressed in a Luigi (of "Mario And" fame) costume today and I have never felt less prepared for a haircut. 010
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm a sedan that hit your body in a crosswalk & threw you over the roof, and surprise!!! the guy driving me is someone you disdained in high school, and YOU are going to comfort him while he cries about how scared he is. 000
Reposted by Stella JayNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 13,1947 10816105
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My sister, to me, earnestly, innocently, thoughtfully, without a trace of malice in her heart: "You would've been a good clown." 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026If you skip the Supernatural, Dexter, True Blood, or BoJack Horseman intro, the little friendship double minus sign from the Sims appears over my head. 100
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 05/08/2026What a privilege to be murdered by 2002 Catherine Zeta-Jones. 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026When I say I'm the GOAT, I mean the one from Jurassic Park. 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It'd be lovely if looming grief didn't bleed into the present. 100
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I put on my ringworm cream one eyelid at a time, just like everybody else. 000
Reposted by Stella JayThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/06/2026Embarrassed Woman Scrambles To Stop Emotionally Resonating With Movie Before Lights Come On 6109390
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 12/06/2026"I'm gonna go in the other room while you make light AND sound. It's like living with God. Shit!" -my mother, when I turned on the big light to vacuum her bedroom floor. 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Me, writing a novel: it's ok, protagonist. i got you, buddy. you're gonna get through this. you have friends! Me, writing a short story: #amwriting #writesky #horrorstatic.klipy.comBill Murray Dentist - Little Shop of HorrorsAlt: Bill Murray as the Dentist in Little Shop of Horrors. He's huffing laughing gas to prepare to [professionally] torture his terrified patient. 030
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 05/06/2026You say: this short story contest has a 1,000 word limit. I hear: how interestingly can you kill your protagonist in 1,000 words? #amwriting #writesky #horror 120
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 27/05/2026My sister, to me: "You may feel like death, but your skin looks good. It's gonna be an open casket." #affirmations 000
Reposted by Stella JayThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/05/2026Respect For Friend Drops After Reading Book They Recommended 292703367
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Wonder if there will be a swing toward lower production value video as AI slop fatigue sinks in. Like, will people lean toward worse lighting, no filters, uglier (fewer cosmetic) faces as indicators of humanity? 010
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Last night's hypnagogic hallucination, a fucking SPIDER-BAT, sent my ass out into the hallway with heart palpitations. I knocked over my tower fan and left all my bedding in the doorway. Took me five minutes to convince myself I had not, in fact, been dive bombed by a SPIDER-BAT. #art #cryptid 020
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Why is 'infinity' a word, but its antonym is 'finiteness'? WHY can't I say 'finity'?! #amwriting #writesky 230
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Me, watching The Last Jedi: "Huh, these are better written than the other ones." Me, watching The Rise of Skywalker: "Oops, never mind." #starwars 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 12/04/2026My story, Rat King, is included in this collection! Go pick up a copy to support Scares That Care. 021
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Oh the irony of being absolutely furious at how hard it is to skip an ad for a meditation app. 020
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 19/03/2026If I ever send a text meant for my sister to someone else, it will ruin my life. 000
Reposted by Stella JayNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 06/03/2026NANCY WISHES YOU A HAPPY FRIDAY 433741
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 22/02/2026It's ✨ meeeeee! ✨ 🎶 So if you care to find me, look to 🎶... 4th place. So psyched to be part of the anthology, and I had a ton of fun participating in this competition. Positively itching to read the rest of these stories-- some of these titles have piqued my curiosity. 051
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Important: Frankenstinesque or Frankenstinian (pronounced like 'Justinian')? 💙📚 #amwriting 110
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 04/02/2026So I am re-reading Wuthering Heights, and something about the ambience I have been listening to has caused me to visualize the story playing out as a cartoon in the visual style of Courage the Cowardly Dog. It is AWESOME. I wish I had any of the skills required to make it real. 💙📚 #booksky 140
