Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Duck It. We ball. Bonus points if you recognize the ball. #art #fuckitweball 030
Reposted by Stella JayJessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled in US in 2026 2144
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Watched an eighth grader literally eat his classmate's annotation guide today. Not a nibble. The whole thing. 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Any time AI writes what is supposed to be actual correspondence, it should have to preface the message with "That lazy idiot, asshat and/or coward over there, [prompter's name], told me to tell you..." 010
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 03/09/20264) Watching videos on your phone without headphones in a waiting room or restaurant. 250
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Uncanny Valley Chris Hayes will now be narrating my nightmares. 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026No "bi"cycles for me, bucko. I ride a heterocycle as God and Ronald Reagan intended. It has one wheel, can only turn ONE way (right, the heterosexual turn), and burns gas because I love the Autopia stench of FREEDOM and our friends at EXXONMOBIL need our MONEY 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I hope your cat-inflicted malady heals up without any complications and with many apologies from the cat. 🖤 010
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"The goo is peeling off in the back"static.klipy.comJim Carrey's Hilariously Terrified FaceAlt: Jim Carrey... flinching and groping his face in horror? No, here: Jim Carrey recoils in horror, pawing at his face. 120
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This didn't feel great. Probably why it was 20 seconds/mile slower than last week's pleasant half marathon. One foot in front if the other. Not all pain is significant. Etc etc #running 161
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Yours are cleverer and better-educated than mine. 😂 My next one was going to be: "Buddhist oats: this hunger is the root of all you suffer." 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Mormon Oats- Give us 10% of your oats and become a god. Also, sufficiently righteous grits can become oats in the afterlife. 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hard sell, you say?static.klipy.comworf cowboyAlt: Worf from Star Trek is wearing a sick cowboy hat. He pulls a finger gun from an imaginary hip holster. 120
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026That was so fun!! And kind of sweet. I'm glad it got recognition somewhere. "Craig would never send a legendary rock idol to comfort me after his death" is a fantastic line. And congrats on this latest victory, too. 😁 110
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026.. okay, but can the rest of us read Elvis possessing a disco ball??? 100
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026VERY COOL AGENT: I represent fiction from all genres. ME: Oh, boy! [frantically gathering materials] VERY COOL AGENT: I'm not the right fit for sci-fi, fantasy, horror, romance, or mystery. ME: ... THAT'S ALL THE GENRES????!! What is left?! Western?! #writing 141
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You were getting mileage out of asexuality?! I feel like mine is always a liability! Am I asexualing wrong?! 130
Reposted by Stella JayToss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295267112860
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This this this!! I am not special! I'm not that great! I don't think it's unreasonable to expect people to, on average, pull off my level of decency. We all have ways that we suck, but most people are capable of regulating their behavior so as not to screw over others. 010
Reposted by Stella JayInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Your answer may surprise you. 1888792
Reposted by Stella JayCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My friend: “Did you see that video of Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts?” Me: “…what?” [looks up video] Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.” 2255037824
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026"Don't touch my bone yarmulke!" -my sister, when I lasciviously stroked her kneecap with my toe-socked toes. 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026static.klipy.comOhare Lorax Spinning in ChairAlt: O'Hare, the short, black-haired villain from The Lorax, spins in his chair to grin evilly at the camera. 011
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026One of the annoying things about the food-borne illness plagues under Trump is that they will never touch him because he does not eat produce. 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The E. coli within me salutes the E. coli within you. 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Anyway, Nolan, wherever you are, hope you've got fans writing down your innovative similes. I still have Openly Gay Dragon, the rainbow plush dragon you named and bestowed upon me, in my possession. 000
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"My life is like a cloth hung on a clothesline. A woman angry with her husband is coming to beat me." -Nolan, 11-17-2013 110
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"The main point is we probably evolved communication to say 'Grog, stab that boar before it kills you!' rather than 'Grog, why are you so sad?' Modern society is messing everything up." -Nolan, 9-30-2013 110
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"Murder is like cheerleading. You have to commit. No maybes." -Nolan, 9-17-2013 110
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Just found a notebook from my second year of college. It includes "Wise Words" from my friend Nolan. 110
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i wanna do it so bad. i need to add pants wearing pants to my plush collection. 020
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It is possible to get a Fresno Nightcrawler Build-a-Bear and dress it in white pants. That is an action that one-- one being me-- could take. 120
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Maybe I can extort Post into manufacturing it again... 🥜 210
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It's a lie! At least in my area. 😔 I tried to order it, to see what would happen, and Instacart tried to sell me on Honey Ohs instead. Which is not even close. Weird substitution. 🤣 220
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026They were so good!! 2018/2019 was some kind of cereal Renaissance, I swear. 210
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Nutter Butter cereal existed for one brief, shining moment in the late 2010s, and it FELT like unlimited Nutter Butters. More Nutter Butters than the roof of my mouth could tolerate, anyway. 🤣 210
Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Hey, dudes. We don't really need hope, as long as despair can be, like, postponed. 110
