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I assume people from some countries will be horrified how high the costs are, while I'm honestly impressed the four-tracking of the Rhein Main S6 came in under €1 bn

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 1h

Well, I start to wonder after I was shipwrecked on that island full of Russian-speaking sadist teenagers, book burners, stoner sex addicts and talking communist pigs

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10h

sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.

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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 12h

Demanding your head coach read this out at a press conference is iconic.

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 3h

What I love about Birdemic is that it managed to become a cult movie in spite of its first 45 minutes being all about a software salesman cashing in his stock options to spend it on converting a classic Mustang to solar power because he went on a date to see An Inconvenient Truth

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 3h

This is going to be funny to exactly 0 people except me, but

Rod from Birdemic: Shock and Terror with a speech bubble

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Paul Ford @ftrain.com · 4h

woke 1.0 may be over but I’m still excited for woke 3.0 or as i like to call it semantic woke

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 4h

Doing Roko's Basilisk, but to punish the ocean for sinking the Titanic

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 12h

One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Nothing beats "smol bean who treats violence in fiction as actual violence turns out to be a legacy hire at the family war crimes factory."

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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 15h

every day we test this hypothesis on bsky dot com

But could intelligent behavior be produced by [no intelligence + an overwhelming desire to appear intelligent]

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 15h

Luigi's not moving because he's too busy tweeting about the woke left

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 16h

What's up with the line of high birthrates along the eastern edge of the Rockies, from west Texas up to the Dakotas? Why is that one stripe so high fertility?

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Duncan Robinson @duncanrobinson.bsky.social · 17h

“If the wife is fit, you must acquit”

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 17h

I hope every member of the jury got to have a good sniff just to verify whether she had fragrance

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Ben @cinemashoebox.bsky.social · 19h

RIP Jeffrey Archer, not a day goes by when I don't think about the judge in his 1987 libel case (which Archer "won" by doing a bunch of perjury) summing up for the jury by going "would a guilty man have such a hot wife". one of the most insane legal moments of all time

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 18h

'There's no evidence of this' has really made me laugh.

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 18h

Scrubs spent several seasons perfectly pitched between goofy comedy and syrupy glurge – but when it messed up that balance, it was like a magician slipping up and revealing his secrets. Now even in the good seasons you can see the strings of emotional manipulation

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 18h

With AI text, you can have a perfectly formed sentence but no clue what it's trying to say - because it's not, in the human sense, trying to say anything. It's not trying to transform a human thought into words. It's a nightmare to edit, and AI art references must be even harder to work with

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 18h

I have to edit a lot of technical articles by non-native speaking engineers, who increasingly send me AI generated text. I get why - superficially the quality is way higher - but with human text there's always *some* intention behind the words, and you read carefully you can get on their wavelength.

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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 18h

one of my favorite tweets of all time

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 18h

🚨 IT'S HAPPENING. WE'RE FINALLY MAKING MYSPACE AGAIN. WHO WANTS TO BE ONE OF MY TOP 8 FRIENDS?

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 18h

Unlike these woke gay pedos I spend my time owning the libs by doing traditional, masculine family values activities: obsessively following Malfoid, a romantacy fanfiction comic starring the feminized version of a teenaged school boy.

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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 20h

I've stumbled across an image that sums up 1979 during the Scarred For Life era, combining ITV's 11 week strike with the Yorkshire Ripper...

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 19h

[american general voice]: we cannot allow a tsundere gap

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 19h

Just as American double agents are "Guy who shows up at Langley in a Lamborghini and no-one finds it suspicious" and British double agents are "Bored Oxbridge prof wants to do recreational Marxism", German double agents are this guy:

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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 20h

Macron: I will lend the Bayeux Tapestry to the United Kingdom to celebrate the unique relationship between our countries. The United Kingdom: thank you so much for this spotlight you have shone on our national culture: queuing discourse will reach heights never before imagined.

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 20h

All I knew it pre-Brexit was that it had one of the best crosswords out there

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 23h

Only because that's what's been reported

"according to information from [broadcasters] WDR, NDR and SZ, the matter does not involve Russia."

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Actually no - they haven't said who it was for, but it wasn't for Russia. Just seems to be a dodgy operative for hire - he's also allegedly tangled up in a millionaire's child custody/abduction case, attempting to frame the children's father as a paedophile.

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Served from 1998 to 2005. Now to have a big sip of coffee and see who was Chancellor during this period. It must be great if you're a former social democratic Prime Minister because no matter how much you fucked up, there's no way you are having a more humiliating retirement than Gerhard Schröder.

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There's a serious security crisis in Europe, and we need to invest billions to defend our country against our most serious threats: Hamas, Hezbollah and Iran

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Richard Cook @cookywook.com · 06/10/2026

Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) | Dir: John McTiernan

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Greens/EFA in the EU Parliament 🌍 @greens-efa.eu · 06/10/2026

These prompts are real. Men typed them into AI tools to undress, humiliate and expose women. On our initiative, nudifier apps are banned from 2 December. But now EU countries need to enforce it. Join @lenaats.bsky.social and others to hold Big Tech accountable ➡️ act.greens-efa.eu/protect-wome...

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Trying to make sense of this story, it's incredibly weird. They haven't said who he sold documents to, although they have said it wasn't Russia, but it's all tied up with a child custody dispute involving a steak house heiress? He tried to plant a hard drive full of CSAM on her children's father?

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Ermittler nehmen Ex-BND-Chef Hanning fest

Ermittler haben Ex-BND-Präsident August Hanning festgenommen. Nach Recherchen von WDR, NDR und Süddeutscher Zeitung soll ihm ein Zuträger geheime Dokumente aus dem BND verschafft haben. Landeten die I...

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is such a great aphorism. This should be a Letterboxed playlist. Think the most recent example of this for me is Black Bag, a really dumb thriller that I really believed had something to say about marriage when I watched in cinemas.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's also where a huge chunk of the Iranian opposition lives! Like, he's talking about letting Iran blow up some of the biggest supporters of his war!

en.wikipedia.org

History of Iranian Americans in Los Angeles - Wikipedia

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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters

The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Surprisingly chaste Lord Archer vegetating

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Even if you can't understand what animals are saying, you can make rough stabs at information entropy in terms of how many different elements there are and how they repeat and correlate, and my understanding is they always come in relatively low

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Illoumalnati @illoumalnati.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In the 70s if you took a photo like this you'd be set for life. You slap it on a poster with a caption like "Get me to Friday!" and boom, your grandkids never have to work.

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Irish woman's gosling photo shortlisted for comedy award

An amateur nature photographer's picture of a brood of sleepy goslings at Finnamore Lakes in Co Offaly has been shortlisted for the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026.

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dipshit @chigbarg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the replies to this contain 100,000 variations of the "sickos" comic with different self-insert fursonas in them and that's beautiful

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