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30. she/they. this barbie chooses to be gay & do crimes.

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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
did I order a 6 pack of a beer, that I paid more for in shipping than the actual cost of said beer, that I cannot get in georgia because it’s named after the edmund fitzgerald yep
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Racism
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kirstie ☾ @cursedcrone.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
a friend asked me to make this for them and then we stopped being friends so please enjoy these greens
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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
just what I needed : the most unserious night off from reality
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Kelsey Lahr @kelseylahr.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Stop reposting this. It's wrong. The news out of Yosemite is horrific, but this is incorrect. (Former Yosemite ranger here, still connected to folks in the park.) About a dozen employees in Yosemite have lost their jobs. There are still approximately 400 employees in Yosemite.
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molly taft @mollytaft.com · 24/02/2025
I like it here but there are some accounts that act as left-wing hysteria mongers in a way that reminds me of how big right wing influencers on x whip up their bases remember: a good journalist will make it clear how they source claims (no, there are not only 3 staffers at yosemite right now)
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Hanoi Jane is still a real one
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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
raise your hand if you put enya on in the car to calm you down on your way home but instead cried for 20 minutes. just me? yeah thought so
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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
my only day off this week being @caseywatchestv.bsky.social birthday is the real holiday & I’m treating it as such
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This is how I always imagined Meryl Streep would appear in an SNL sketch
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Patrick Hickey, MD @pwhickey.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Honest question if this has ever happened before - especially on a military base?Maybe to Rumsfeld re: the narrative around Pat Tillman’s death… but I don’t think so. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
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Defense Secretary Hegseth booed and heckled by military families protesting against DEI push
Last week, Hegseth wrote a memo in which he banned transgender people from joining the military and restricted the use of some learning materials in Defense Department schools.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Yup. If the President can unilaterally stop Congressional appropriations, then we're past any 'guardrails.' Congress is now an advisory body; it does not control the power of the purse.
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Clarence Okoh @clarenceokoh.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
An American flag built on the backs of Black people... Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways All this in New Orleans... What a moment
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matt @mattxiv.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
tom brady and snoop dogg starring in a "stand up to hate" commercial while both being supporters and friends of donald trump is kinda the natural conclusion of "just be kind <3" messaging that refuses to engage with politics
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
you are a christian! you're just also a bad person! they don't actually contradict. you can be both
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Betsy Phillips @betsyphillips.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Also, on my way into work, I realized “Pink Pony Club” is the spiritual successor to “Born in the USA.”
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I can’t overstate how many fascists became fascists because they wanted more control over a specific woman in their lives.
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
no human, however media literate, can conceivably digest news at the pace it is being created by the white house
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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
A real commercial I just heard for a local divorce lawyer “when you start resonating & singing along passionately with lindsey it’s time you call [insert firm name here] and we can help you go your own way”
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
we are all made of stardust and microplastics ✨
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
i do not understand the ideological impetus for this policy (or the NIH research freeze). it’s not clientelism, his constituents are the main recipients. it’s a death maximization strategy. like he’s entered a contract with some dark god and must deliver them souls
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It’s here. www.vulture.com/article/neil...
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There Is No Safe Word
How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
I think all the time about the interviewer who asked Meryl Streep “how did you not know about Weinstein” and she was like “I didn’t know because he NEEDED me not to know” it isn’t a character flaw to have been deceived by someone who is a deceit expert cultivating the cover of your faith & goodwill
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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
15 miles (24k) in 3 days. and only 2 drinks since NYD. let’s go healthier habits
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Gidget @thatgalgidget.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me “Why don’t you watch “Sneakers” on DVD?
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taylor @leiasorgana.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
went here and everyone knew you
a brick office building with “hussey gay bell” on the front in white lettering
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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
JUST GOT TO MR SCRATCH IN MY CM REWATCH AND IM GONNA KMS I FORGOT HOW GENUINELY TERRIFYING THIS STORYLINE WAS
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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Looking exceptionally gay today that is all ok bye
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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
just thinking about how quickly “thoughts & prayers” die out & move on to the next news cycle when it comes to the south. people in NC, SC, GA & FL are still displaced, still picking up the pieces only dreaming of rebuilding after the hurricane & now NOLA. i really hate it here
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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
always forget how long I have to tend to my onions on the stove when I make French onion soup. jfc. I’m saving money but at what cost
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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
gentle parenting your mother & (probably dementia) uncle (AND TRYING TO KEEP IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT) be like
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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
📍ATH
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Going back and watching clips of her from earlier this year, stumbling through short, prepared remarks, with this context. She was chair of House Appropriations, one of the most important jobs in Congress.
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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I just know @clairewillett.bsky.social would love & be impressed by the church my brother is getting married in tomorrow
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
don’t think people really understand how bad RFK jr. leading the HHS will actually be but unfortunately it will also be hilarious. like imagine a clown in your living room honking his nose, then dumping your grandma’s ashes on the carpet
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The Little Yerrrmaid 🧜🏾‍♀️ @thee-beenasty.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
How it feels scrolling by and finding my mutuals over here
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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Sup fuckers [affectionate]
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kris @steeniebeanie.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I need to be sedated
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sam 🖖🏻✨ @samcasey.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
*taps mic* hey I wrote about my favorite dead guy and it’s the best thing I’ve written in a hot minute. check it out: collider.com/ghosts-seaso... #ghostscbs 👻
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'Ghosts' Uses Its Douchiest Character To Tell Its Best Story
With Season 4’s "The Work Retreat," Ghosts once again knocks it out of the park with a Trevor episode about what it means to leave a legacy behind.
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maris crane @earlsofrisk.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
thinking about how it’s the same silly smile and head shake for him 26! years! later! #eo
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