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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I guess we’re about to find out if the integrity of English football is for sale
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa thehardtimes.net/breaking/rob...
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Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa
JUPITER, Fla. — Human rights champion and all-around good guy, Robert Kraft, responded to Macklemore’s controversial pro-Palestinian views by demanding the artist’s... Continue reading this gem
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Maybe Trump is going to announce that England are to be reinstated to the World Cup because his buddy Harry Kane was cheated?
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/07/2026
I choose to remember him how he lived — clutching a pink wand at Disney World during a government shutdown.
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Lindsey Graham Died
Dear Humans,
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I don’t want to hear any complaining from @barneyronay.bsky.social about politics in the USA on @footballweekly.bsky.social after he posted “you’ve just got to try the Trump burger, it’s Americana!”. Gross.
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Could VAR be any more blatant about trying to influence the outcome of games? #worldcup #rigged
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@maxrushden.bsky.social question for the pod: what does Antonee Robsinons goal rank on the Tony Yeboah volleys from outside the box-o-meter? 8.5? 9?
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business. WE Pay for
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A rat done bit my sister Nell, and whitey is en route back to the moon.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-bein…
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/01/2026
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
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Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
WASHINGTON—Expressing deep fondness for those long-gone halcyon days, the U.S. population collectively yearned Tuesday for the relative calm of the “president is a giant pedophile” news cycle. “It was...
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The existence of He-Man implies the existence of a She-Man
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23/12/2025
"My name has been an epithet for so long; I fantasize about what it might come to represent. 'Why, these pearls?' a lady might say. 'They were a Christmas gift from my husband.' 'You’re a lucky girl—he sounds like quite the Scrooge!' will be the reply." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sur...
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Surely People Will Remember Me, Ebenezer Scrooge, as the Christmas-Loving Man I Became
Dearest Fred, I have great news: after endless interview sessions, Charles told me today that he’s finally ready to start drafting my biography. He...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Another good away win. Looked good whilst doing it too. #COYB #UTFT
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Happy Guy Fawkes night! 🎆
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
God knows I don’t do enough out there to promote the causes I believe in, but it felt good to vote today 🇺🇸
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Don’t tell people not to joke about serious shit. It’s a coping mechanism for some of us. It’s how we aren’t constantly screaming.
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
@footballweekly.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social I googled the attendance at the Etihad yesterday after noticing that part of the north stand was closed. It would appear that the attendances of all PL games are available online except for that one. Seems sus?
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
They’re going to execute this guy and then say violence is not the answer aren’t they
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand: $678M raised through those spam tactics $282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies. $11M to actual campaigns (1.6%) The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.
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The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine
How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/07/2025
It's not political to think people shouldn't be starved to death.
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Everyday I wake up and have breakfast with my son. Meanwhile the children of Gaza are literally dying from starvation because they are being denied food by an occupying army. This monstrous crime against humanity will not be forgotten anytime soon.
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Colin Kinniburgh @colinreports.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Babies starving to death and hospital staff too weak to treat them. As a deliberate policy. What even is left to say at this point? www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
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Mass starvation stalks Gaza as deaths from hunger rise
Aid agencies warned for months that Israel’s harsh limits on food aid would bring acute malnutrition and widespread suffering to Gaza’s 2.1 million people.
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Is it just me or is Stephen Colbert in an interesting position now that it’s pretty clear the show being cancelled is politically motivated? Would be weird for him to keep making fun of those in power whilst simultaneously licking Paramount’s boots. Guess we’ll see.
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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
if andrew cuomo hates socialism so much why did he choose to be publicly owned
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Can’t believe we got Mecha Hitler before GTA VI #wtf #mechahitler
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Another great day in the books for accelerationists.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The U.S., notoriously passive and bombing another country because someone made us do it
Headline from NYT: U.S. Military Is Pulled Back Into Middle East Wars
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
👇🏽Devastating Haaretz headlines, with IDF whistleblowers. Non-paywalled story: archive.ph/2025.06.27-2...
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Couldn’t have imagined this timeline in a million years. #idiocracy
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Treatler Particle Detector @brinevapejuice.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Everyday that mural of RBG on U st becomes even more embarrassing
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Prof Bill McGuire @profbillmcguire.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
"Between January and May, China added 198 GW of solar and 46 GW of wind, enough to generate as much electricity as Indonesia or Turkey" Just astonishing Shows what can be done when the will is there www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...
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China breaks more records with surge in solar and wind power
Between January and May, China added 198 GW of solar and 46 GW of wind, enough to generate as much electricity as Indonesia or Turkey
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
@footballweekly.bsky.social Felipe Pacheco’s mock scouse accent on ‘The Audio Long Read’ about Carragher, is frankly, an insult. Who okay’ed this in 2025? Not blaming @maxrushden.bsky.social or @barryglendenning.bsky.social, obviously, but wouldn’t mind hearing their opinions on the matter. Wtf?!
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Ashley Rattner @ashleyrattner.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 25/06/2025
raise your hand if you're not in NYC but you're following the mayoral election out of a desperate need to believe that good things are possible
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 25/06/2025
Brad Lander: "I also need to thank some of the most important people in my life and on this campaign—I mean, of course, the NYT editorial board. Just kidding, of course: I love Wordle and Connections, but I really urge the Times to cancel their new feature 'Editorial Riddles.' No one likes those."
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God @thegodshow.com · 22/06/2025
Why is it okay for Andrew Cuomo to sexually harass people? Why is that something the Democratic establishment is officially endorsing?
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statesideking.bsky.social @statesideking.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
He was right. I am tired of all the winning. Beyond tired
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 11/06/2025
Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
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God @thegodshow.com · 05/06/2025
holy fuck!!!
elon reveals that Trump is in the Epstein files
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2025
Nation Can't Believe It On Harvard's Side
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/05/2025
'I Am A Brand,' Pathetic Man Says theonion.com/i-am-a-...
'I Am A Brand,' Pathetic Man Says
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