Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)Starfleet Replicator - #LestWeForget @replicatorunit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Step by step, ooh, baby Gonna get to you, girl Step by step, rah 162
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 10/10/2026So this guy just showed up, I guess we have our new Sapient Resources intern. First order of business, catalogue all the Timmy transporter duplicates. *Weird Dattebayo noises*. What is a shadow clone?static.klipy.comNaruto Uzumaki Smiling HappilyAlt: Naruto Uzumaki Smiling Happily 000
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 09/10/2026Darth Metal #StarWars 011
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 08/10/2026Chief, care to explain why Sapient Resources just got an email from @worfemail.bsky.social about being singled out to be the werewolf in your little adventure? 150
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 06/10/2026// So I did a thing, with a self-hosted coding agent and my 20+ years of developer experience I made github.com/m-abs/wyomin.... Wyoming is a p2p protocol for voice assistants and Audio.cpp is llama.cpp for running audio models locally.github.comGitHub - m-abs/wyoming_audiocpp: WIP: Wyoming protocol wrapper for audio.cppWIP: Wyoming protocol wrapper for audio.cpp. Contribute to m-abs/wyoming_audiocpp development by creating an account on GitHub. 200
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'. 11034911303
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac… 261909249
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 28/09/2026If you need Sapient Resource, no you don't I'll be crying in my office. 021
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 27/09/2026youtube.com/shorts/l5hEk... @rockinriker.bsky.social For the last time the station is called DEEP SPACE 9, not Deep Throat 9.youtube.comSteven Weber was in Star Trek: Deep Space nineYouTube video by Dropping Names with Brent and Jonny 020
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 25/09/2026Ensign Duck, NO!!!!! I don't want to hear it. You were warned about messing with the Caitian crew members. Was it @theolalfer.bsky.social who put you up to hiding the catnip at their station?static.klipy.comHoward The Duck: Talk About A Rotten DayAlt: Howard The Duck: Talk About A Rotten Day 120
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gilliam watching helpless in horror as Cleese grabs his Worst Python trophy and just sprints away with it 2301
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet 17189641760
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Biblically accurate cupcake. 912710
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabs.dk · 23/09/2026Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 15 years for New York sexual assault - www.reuters.com/legal/litiga... And stay there 🖕reuters.comHarvey Weinstein sentenced to 15 years for New York sexual assaultA New York judge sentenced former Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein to 15 years in prison on Wednesday for sexually assaulting a former production assistant in 2006, following the ex-movie mogul's ... 061
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 19/09/2026/// Hmmm.... where have we heard that shit almost every day for the last almost three years, I wonder.... 1107
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026“This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie.” — Ed Sheeran theonion.comBarefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On TourPHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadi... 282393310
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026 26515
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 14/09/2026Star Trek Enterprise. 130
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 14/09/2026TINIEST SKY PUPPY ❤️🥺😍 060
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297757665
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 13/09/2026@annoyedobrien.bsky.social Why did the computer just tell me "The Librarian goes Ook!!!! The dog goes Ed..ward!!!"? 130
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 10/09/2026Quark, please tell me the live stream Pay-for-View is ready for this? The station's maintenance budget depends on it. 021
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 08/09/2026Allow me to break out in an evil laughter; muhahahahahaha. This is a part of my latest project on the primitive replicator and it looks like something out of a horror movie if Lego made those. 😅 000
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabs.dk · 07/09/2026Nazis are gonna Nazi, no wonder Muskolini loves them. 082
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 07/09/2026static.klipy.comSterling Archer: Hey! Phrasing!ALT: Sterling Archer: Hey! Phrasing! 120
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 07/09/2026Guys guys, I found it. 011
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 07/09/2026“Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.” - Tiffany Aching in "I Shall Wear Midnight (2010)" GNU Terry Pratchet 000
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabs.dk · 01/09/2026That was completely uncalled for. Kevin from Home Alone turned 46 last Wednesday. You're welcome. #Retaliation 😝 051
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 01/09/2026// One more reason I use Linux. With @steamdb.info even my gaming needs are met on my Linux (kubuntu) PC. 020
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)Jesper Mølgaard, MD, PhD, OF-1 @docmoelgaard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026There is something perverted ironic by the fact that the prison he envision looks an awful lot like nazi concentration camps... 102237
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4 10392242507
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 31/08/2026static.klipy.comElrond's Famous Line: I Was There GandalfAlt: Elrond's Famous Line: I Was There Gandalf 040
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)Paul (he/him) @peck7235.bsky.social · 29/08/2026static.klipy.comBabylon 5: Lyta's Angry ExpressionAlt: Babylon 5: Lyta's Angry Expression 2142
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 29/08/2026Downgrade a movie: Put Dean Cain or Kevin *Peanut* Sorbo in it. 193
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 28/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_U5... #RIPyoutube.comTim Curry as Premier Cherdenko - Space!YouTube video by Athrun Talan 020
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 28/08/2026// Hmm; bsky has hidden my newly created moderation list. I'm sure which part they didn't like: Title: "The Terran Empire ordered of Ferenginar" Description: "MAGA, genocide supporters and other trash goes here" 141
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026💙 @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social 392199875333
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 28/08/2026And this dear Class is why you have to attend these mandatory combined anti-sexual harassment and phraser safety lectures. Always keep at stun setting and never point at anyone unless you want to phraser the frell of them. #StarTrek 010
Reposted by Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabs.dk · 27/08/2026ideas.lego.com/product-idea... 071
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 26/08/2026youtube.com/shorts/IRdXg...youtube.comarmour class/difficulty class #dnd #parodyYouTube video by One Shot Bards 000
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 26/08/2026#DollyPartonstatic.klipy.comThe Orville The Orville New HorizonsAlt: The Orville - Dolly Parton playing for Heveena 030
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 25/08/2026Sonic Shower thoughts: What is it like relying on Voice Assisted Thinking? 010
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 23/08/2026Threatening with a good time 🎉 020
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 21/08/2026This week on Voyager; After finally decimating the Kazon, the crew of the ISS Voyager encounters the Bork and forces them to fight a new common enemy. Will Captain Janeway get a new pet? Will the ETH get his agony booths enhanced with Bork tech? What is astrometics anyway? More at 9. 000
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 21/08/2026@rockinriker.bsky.social We've had a concerning report from one of your subordinates. @quark-rp.bsky.social I'm going to need a root beer and an open tab, make it a double. 181
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 20/08/2026static.klipy.comScruffy Internet Is For PornAlt: Scruffy Internet Is For Porn 041