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Quark

@quark-rp.bsky.social
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I'm Quark, owner and proprietor of this fine establishment. Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk, run! (Parody)

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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Stop filling his head with your crazy ideas! Who cares how many times he’s gone to the clinic. The Grand Nagus is perfectly healthy!
Quark, businessman and president of the Promenade Merchants Association, has his hands over a smaller Ferengi male’s ears while looking over his shoulder at Rom, Quark’s brother and employee who still hides his latinum under his bed
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
You’ll have to give Morn a moment. He gets this way every Moogie’s day
Quark, businessman and leader of the Promenade Merchants Association, looking over at Morn who appears to be crying
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🔞Doodle Doggington💥🔜Biggest Little F̷̟͔̠͙͓̬͉̔̓̔̍u̶̢̥̘̦̪̦̱̝͂̉̋͝r̵͙̰̙̟̚͜r̵̭̾̎͂́̆ͅy̸̨͚̳̼̏́͋̀̈́̎̚ Convention '26 @doodledoggy.sheath.church · 09/04/2026
Quark's healthbar is enormous
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I don’t care if the clock moved forward one hour I’m still charging you for that hour!
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I don’t care if the clock moved forward one hour I’m still charging you for that hour!
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An exoskeleton @just-a-chrysalis.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
My friend custom made me this Quark t-shirt for my birthday and it's one of the best things I've ever owned 💖 This is why you should have friends who listen to you talk about your blorbos and vice-versa.
Me (a white genderqueer person) in a black t-shirt with "Quark" and images of said DS9 character emblazoned on it
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
So what if I committed more crimes in order to distract Odo from my previous crimes?
Quark having a discrete discussion with Morn. Who despite his famously chatty disposition was actually quite good at being discrete
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Dean Lamar the Revenger @deanlamarrevenger.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Feel free to send me gifts Preferably latinum
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I mean how many people are gonna waste their time protesting Gul Dukat? Like 10?..
Hundreds of people gathered on the promenade (DS9) protesting
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Don’t be Ridiculous! I’m not taking away your health insurance.. I’m just not gonna pay for it
Quark facing a crowd of angry employees in his bar, lead by his brother Nog and Leeta
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I’m thinking it’s time to sell out
Quark and Rom sitting in an empty bar with no patrons or even furniture. Quark isn’t even wearing his usual upholstery suit and looks ready to give up.
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Well I’m shutting down the bar And it’s all your fault. With all your unreasonable demands like, “health care”, and “fair wages”
Quark facing a crowd of angry employees in his bar, lead by his brother Nog and Leeta
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Proposed Rule of Acquisition number 285: No good can come of Private Equity
Quark and Rom looking skeptically at the Grand Nagus’ revised Rules of Acquisition book
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
So uhh.. did Gul Dukat ever come to your private moon? .. just between you and me
Quark is questioning Tiron. A wealthy businessman who was obsessed with certain women and paid large amounts of latinum for holosuite programs featuring their likenesses, without their consent or knowledge
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Are you sure it wasn’t the Tylenol?
Garak looks on knowingly and Quark seems troubled at a Ferengi with his face down in a plate of food, presumably unwell
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
It’s almost Prime day again .. Prime day for me to make some Latinum
Quark looking particularly spicy, smiling and pointing his finger at you, his next mark
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I’ll miss you big guy #RIP Morn
Quark over dramatically falling into the arms of a Dabo girl while Morn’s in memorial portrait rests on the bar along with various gifts left for him
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I have to be honest.. This is more disappointing than the time I visited a Vulcan ‘Sex Dungeon’
Quark in the foreground looking disappointed, while Kira stands behind him with a shocked look on her face
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I’m sorry Damar but I’m cutting you off before you add me to another one of your little “group chats”
Looking over Quark the bartender’s shoulder from behind we see Damar the Cardassian, second in Command to Dukat, who appears half in the bag already but is clearly expecting another drink or three of Kanar before retiring to his quarters to discuss some sensitive military actions with unknown recipients
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Think about it. Just one, maybe two runabouts is all I need Then every time someone wants hot fresh food and a cold beverage fast, all they need to do is hail “QuarkDash”
Quark is leaning over Captain Sisko’s shoulder, talking his lobes off, and grinning deviously. Captain Sisko however looks irritated and unable to escape whatever ridiculous request Quark has
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Martin The Mess a.k.a. Big Brother @martinthemess.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Live Laugh Latinum
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a close up of a man 's face with the words shut up and take my latinum
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words shut up and take my latinum
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
No, I don’t think he is.. I mean he lies like a Ferengi But that RFK jr, his ears are much too small..
Quark talking to someone outside of the picture while holding a glass of orange juice. Chief O’Brien, sitting at the bar in front of Quark, looks like he’s in physical or mental distress over hearing this conversation.
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
All I’m saying is when I had to work for the Cardassians I didn’t put on their uniform. And I damned sure didn’t salute them
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
What if, instead of getting paid more, I just take over the Klingon restaurant right next door?
Quark stands, back to the viewer, facing a group of his employees in his bar. They do not look very happy. Leeta and Rom are at the front of the group. They look ready to fight him for whatever they are demanding
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Would you take those stupid glasses off already!?
Setting is Quarks bar on Deep Space nine, Quark is holding a tray full of glasses and yelling at Morn who is seated in the foreground wearing a pair of green glasses shaped in the number “2380!” Indicating the date of the new year
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Come to Quarks Bar and Holosuite Arcade Ring in the New Year with old friends! ..And new debts
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Odoooo!! Odo!! There are three ghosts in my quarters! I demand you get rid of them!
Odo sits on the floor of his quarters in the foreground while Quark, looking quite perturbed, stands in the background, still wearing his pajamas
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I convinced the hoo-mons that what they saw was just “drones”
Quark, a Ferengi, is smiling suspiciously in the foreground as several human army officers (and one human in a suit) seem confused and deeply interested in Quark
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
..And at Quarks Bar and Holosuite Arcade we promise never to snitch on you to the constable. So always remember, when you’re at Quarks, no you aren’t.
Quark shooting a holo commercial at his bar. A camera is filming Quark and Morn looks at him confused. He probably didn’t sign up for this. But Quark probably put it in the fine print that he could use his customers images however he wanted
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Ah. You must be one of my healthcare customers..
Quark being threatened at disruptor point by an angry looking Klingon in his bar
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I have a permit!
Odo grimaces at Quark from the second level of the promenade on Deep Space Nine, Quark has set up a most likely illegal Christmas Tree farm to profit from the citizens of the station. It is unclear where he got the trees from. Also his permit is probably forged
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Of course I marked up the price of turkey by 200% It’s not a crime. It’s capitalism
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You hear that Odo? Every time someone says “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” it brings a smile to my face ..And latinum to my pocket
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Don’t think of it as a “gross misuse of Federation resources” Think of it as.. an Opportunity
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’m telling you Morn it just doesn’t make sense! There is just no way the Tooth Fairy’s operation would be fiscally sustainable! What is a tooth worth on the open market anyway?
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Whoever voted for “Grand Nagus” Brunt can get the hell out of my bar
Brunt, a Ferengi, from Star Trek Deep Space Nine, smiling and holding the Grand Nagus scepter with his body guard in tow
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
In my defense, you were on an away mission at the time..
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
I’m sensing that perhaps we should have some sort of dialogue regarding the removal of the Block button?
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Remember, if you are helping someone and expecting something in return, that is not kindness, that’s good business
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Got a case of the “mondays” Come on down to Quarks for Free Chips* with every drink order * ᶜʰᶦᵖˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶦⁿᶜˡᵘᵈᵉᵈ
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
I told him not to use too much Beetle Snuff before the debate But does he listen to me??
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
That’s right, it’s called “Labor” day So get back to work.
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
This says here I owe 250 strips in late fees?? What for.. "The Joys of Self Oo-Mox"!? This is clearly a, uh, mistake, I would never borrow such a book. It must be someone else..
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
I've sold the rights to your likeness to Morn
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
I told you, this is now the VIP seating area So you can either buy into the VIP program or sit in "General Admission". It's just outside of the waste extraction unit
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
Today's lesson is called "Why corruption is good.. as long as it benefits me"
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
I can't tell you what number it is because "I Hate Mondays" is not a Rule of Acquisition
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
Yes I'd like to register a complaint! That Commander Riker took my latinum bound copy of the Rules of Acquisition and wrote "in my pants" on the end of every rule
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Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
Why did I leave that other station? Rule of Acquisition number 16 "A deal is a deal ..Until a better one comes along"
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