Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Stop filling his head with your crazy ideas! Who cares how many times he’s gone to the clinic. The Grand Nagus is perfectly healthy! 0112
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026You’ll have to give Morn a moment. He gets this way every Moogie’s day 1252
Reposted by Quark🔞Doodle Doggington💥🔜Biggest Little F̷̟͔̠͙͓̬͉̔̓̔̍u̶̢̥̘̦̪̦̱̝͂̉̋͝r̵͙̰̙̟̚͜r̵̭̾̎͂́̆ͅy̸̨͚̳̼̏́͋̀̈́̎̚ Convention '26 @doodledoggy.sheath.church · 09/04/2026Quark's healthbar is enormous 48220
Reposted by QuarkQuark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I don’t care if the clock moved forward one hour I’m still charging you for that hour! 5246
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I don’t care if the clock moved forward one hour I’m still charging you for that hour! 5246
Reposted by QuarkAn exoskeleton @just-a-chrysalis.bsky.social · 31/12/2025My friend custom made me this Quark t-shirt for my birthday and it's one of the best things I've ever owned 💖 This is why you should have friends who listen to you talk about your blorbos and vice-versa. 2244
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 06/03/2026So what if I committed more crimes in order to distract Odo from my previous crimes? 2221
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 19/10/2025I mean how many people are gonna waste their time protesting Gul Dukat? Like 10?.. 4293
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Don’t be Ridiculous! I’m not taking away your health insurance.. I’m just not gonna pay for it 3516
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Well I’m shutting down the bar And it’s all your fault. With all your unreasonable demands like, “health care”, and “fair wages” 4411
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Proposed Rule of Acquisition number 285: No good can come of Private Equity 2382
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 28/09/2025So uhh.. did Gul Dukat ever come to your private moon? .. just between you and me 3220
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 25/09/2025It’s almost Prime day again .. Prime day for me to make some Latinum 1362
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I have to be honest.. This is more disappointing than the time I visited a Vulcan ‘Sex Dungeon’ 1190
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I’m sorry Damar but I’m cutting you off before you add me to another one of your little “group chats” 2334
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Think about it. Just one, maybe two runabouts is all I need Then every time someone wants hot fresh food and a cold beverage fast, all they need to do is hail “QuarkDash” 4350
Reposted by QuarkMartin The Mess a.k.a. Big Brother @martinthemess.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Live Laugh Latinummedia.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words shut up and take my latinumALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words shut up and take my latinum 0155
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 30/01/2025No, I don’t think he is.. I mean he lies like a Ferengi But that RFK jr, his ears are much too small.. 2322
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 23/01/2025All I’m saying is when I had to work for the Cardassians I didn’t put on their uniform. And I damned sure didn’t salute them 3374
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 08/01/2025What if, instead of getting paid more, I just take over the Klingon restaurant right next door? 8543
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Come to Quarks Bar and Holosuite Arcade Ring in the New Year with old friends! ..And new debts 3200
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Odoooo!! Odo!! There are three ghosts in my quarters! I demand you get rid of them! 68511
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I convinced the hoo-mons that what they saw was just “drones” 2653
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 12/12/2024..And at Quarks Bar and Holosuite Arcade we promise never to snitch on you to the constable. So always remember, when you’re at Quarks, no you aren’t. 107918
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Of course I marked up the price of turkey by 200% It’s not a crime. It’s capitalism 9350
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 22/11/2024You hear that Odo? Every time someone says “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” it brings a smile to my face ..And latinum to my pocket 2341
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Don’t think of it as a “gross misuse of Federation resources” Think of it as.. an Opportunity 3466
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I’m telling you Morn it just doesn’t make sense! There is just no way the Tooth Fairy’s operation would be fiscally sustainable! What is a tooth worth on the open market anyway? 7351
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Whoever voted for “Grand Nagus” Brunt can get the hell out of my bar 4648
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 25/10/2024In my defense, you were on an away mission at the time.. 5487
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 18/10/2024I’m sensing that perhaps we should have some sort of dialogue regarding the removal of the Block button? 2355
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Remember, if you are helping someone and expecting something in return, that is not kindness, that’s good business 6221
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 16/09/2024Got a case of the “mondays” Come on down to Quarks for Free Chips* with every drink order * ᶜʰᶦᵖˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶦⁿᶜˡᵘᵈᵉᵈ 5121
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 11/09/2024I told him not to use too much Beetle Snuff before the debate But does he listen to me?? 0142
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 02/09/2024That’s right, it’s called “Labor” day So get back to work. 2140
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 23/08/2024This says here I owe 250 strips in late fees?? What for.. "The Joys of Self Oo-Mox"!? This is clearly a, uh, mistake, I would never borrow such a book. It must be someone else.. 1122
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 25/07/2024I told you, this is now the VIP seating area So you can either buy into the VIP program or sit in "General Admission". It's just outside of the waste extraction unit 260
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 17/07/2024Today's lesson is called "Why corruption is good.. as long as it benefits me" 2161
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 15/07/2024I can't tell you what number it is because "I Hate Mondays" is not a Rule of Acquisition 2143
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 11/07/2024Yes I'd like to register a complaint! That Commander Riker took my latinum bound copy of the Rules of Acquisition and wrote "in my pants" on the end of every rule 190
Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 10/07/2024Why did I leave that other station? Rule of Acquisition number 16 "A deal is a deal ..Until a better one comes along" 2170