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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)

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Parody account - run by bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis. Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.

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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 8h
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No, no. He's got a point
Alt: Kronk; No, no. He's got a point
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 8h
Not just her... unfortunately.
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🌙Moon Wink✨ @moonwink03.bsky.social · 9h
❤️
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 12/10/2026
// For how Earthforce is in the B5 universe, that might not be a mistake.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 11/10/2026
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Supernatural Chuck: Writing is Hard Meme
Alt: Supernatural Chuck: Writing is Hard Meme
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 11/10/2026
// He used it in Maskerade > “What sort of person,” said Salzella patiently, “sits down and **writes** a maniacal laugh? And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 11/10/2026
10/10 art style, I just added it to my Wishlist
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 10/10/2026
True, but I think the petition from the the Xindi Council sealed it.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 10/10/2026
*speciesist. Why do you think we had to change our name to Sapient Resources?
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 10/10/2026
Right...
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 10/10/2026
*Very worried* 😳 What do you mean by that? WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Starfleet Replicator - #LestWeForget @replicatorunit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Step by step, ooh, baby Gonna get to you, girl Step by step, rah
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 10/10/2026
So this guy just showed up, I guess we have our new Sapient Resources intern. First order of business, catalogue all the Timmy transporter duplicates. *Weird Dattebayo noises*. What is a shadow clone?
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Naruto Uzumaki Smiling Happily
Alt: Naruto Uzumaki Smiling Happily
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 10/10/2026
Nice try to get on my good side, Alf, but we still need to talk about you and the latest Caitian incident.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 09/10/2026
// When your own bad joke makes you feel slightly sick
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Woman's Disgusted Reaction
Alt: Woman's Disgusted Reaction
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 09/10/2026
The replicator will do anything but make the thing I ordered. I just wanted my triple shot eXpresso, pineapple, licorice and goat milk latte.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 09/10/2026
Darth Metal #StarWars
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 08/10/2026
// I just hope Orange Clark doesn't try to do what Clark did after loosing.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 08/10/2026
// I never even considered them puppets, they felt so real 😅
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 08/10/2026
Chief, care to explain why Sapient Resources just got an email from @worfemail.bsky.social about being singled out to be the werewolf in your little adventure?
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 08/10/2026
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Sesame Street: The Count Laughs
ALT: Sesame Street: The Count Laughs
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 08/10/2026
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George Takei's Oh My Reaction
Alt: George Takei: Oh My
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 07/10/2026
Dr Bashir?
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 07/10/2026
I have a bigger issue with how long time the LLM+TTS takes. I'll need to look into why this is so slow. Maybe it is because I don't use streaming, maybe it's the hardware or the Omnivoice model.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 07/10/2026
I don't have a wake word just yet, so I can't say exact. In terms of transcribing speech-to-text Hviske is very fast, I hardly notice any delay. I just did a quick test in audio.cpp directly on a short command. For 3353ms recording, it took 468ms to transcribe or ~14%
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 07/10/2026
Do I need to remind you of the prime directive? *Whispering* Also it's funnier this way *Pushes a 5 liter bucket of popcorn in to your hands*
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 07/10/2026
The Spaceball's toilets are probably just as safe as their transporters are.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 07/10/2026
You're going to use this in your chili, aren't you?
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 07/10/2026
Thomas, NO
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 06/10/2026
Badgey from Lower Deck:
Looks like you're trying to sexually harass a crew member!

Would you like to book the meeting with Sapient Resources now?
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 06/10/2026
I use this for self-hosted voice control with @home-assistant.io You can use any model audio.cpp supports, but I use these: ASR: Hviske-v5.3 (Danish ASR model) TTS: Omnivoice (instruct, not clone, voice cloning is fucking gross). LLM: mradermacher/munin-qwen3.5-9B-i1-GGUF (Fine-tuned for Danish)
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 06/10/2026
// So I did a thing, with a self-hosted coding agent and my 20+ years of developer experience I made github.com/m-abs/wyomin.... Wyoming is a p2p protocol for voice assistants and Audio.cpp is llama.cpp for running audio models locally.
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GitHub - m-abs/wyoming_audiocpp: WIP: Wyoming protocol wrapper for audio.cpp
WIP: Wyoming protocol wrapper for audio.cpp. Contribute to m-abs/wyoming_audiocpp development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 04/10/2026
I can neither confirm or deny, that I did or didn't do that. So please stop yelling or at least wait till I've gotten my pumpkin spice Raktajino.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 03/10/2026
He would be stunning in purple.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 02/10/2026
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Is This A Trap? Fry Confused
Alt: Is This A Trap? Fry Confused
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 01/10/2026
Anyone seen Garak?
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 30/09/2026
Lando: Ah, I hate my life. G'kar: So do I.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 30/09/2026
Klingon Pineapple. It doesn't just break down protein it bites back to do it.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 28/09/2026
If you need Sapient Resource, no you don't I'll be crying in my office.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 28/09/2026
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Star Trek Tng
Alt: Worf is not a Merry Man!
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 28/09/2026
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Dungeons & Dragons: Dungeon Master's Magic
Alt: Dungeons & Dragons: Dungeon Master's Magic
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 27/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/l5hEk... @rockinriker.bsky.social For the last time the station is called DEEP SPACE 9, not Deep Throat 9.
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Steven Weber was in Star Trek: Deep Space nine
YouTube video by Dropping Names with Brent and Jonny
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 25/09/2026
Aren't they reptilian'ish? So probably not. If you're trying to court one, talk to @annoyedobrien.bsky.social he accidentally hit on one of them. I think she recently became captain.
Tracy Scoggins as Gilora Rejal on DS9
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 25/09/2026
Chief, NO don't do it. Think of poor Dr Bashir, he is already crying.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 25/09/2026
Ensign Duck, NO!!!!! I don't want to hear it. You were warned about messing with the Caitian crew members. Was it @theolalfer.bsky.social who put you up to hiding the catnip at their station?
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Howard The Duck: Talk About A Rotten Day
Alt: Howard The Duck: Talk About A Rotten Day
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk · 25/09/2026
He is not the only one.
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Donald Duck Leads a Parade of Ducks
ALT: Donald Duck Leads a Parade of Ducks
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gilliam watching helpless in horror as Cleese grabs his Worst Python trophy and just sprints away with it
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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