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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)

@starfleet-hr.mabs.dk
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Parody account - run by bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis. Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 28/09/2026
If you need Sapient Resource, no you don't I'll be crying in my office.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 27/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/l5hEk... @rockinriker.bsky.social For the last time the station is called DEEP SPACE 9, not Deep Throat 9.
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Steven Weber was in Star Trek: Deep Space nine
YouTube video by Dropping Names with Brent and Jonny
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 25/09/2026
Ensign Duck, NO!!!!! I don't want to hear it. You were warned about messing with the Caitian crew members. Was it @theolalfer.bsky.social who put you up to hiding the catnip at their station?
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Howard The Duck: Talk About A Rotten Day
Alt: Howard The Duck: Talk About A Rotten Day
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gilliam watching helpless in horror as Cleese grabs his Worst Python trophy and just sprints away with it
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Biblically accurate cupcake.
A cupcake with LOTS of eyeballs.
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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabs.dk · 23/09/2026
Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 15 years for New York sexual assault - www.reuters.com/legal/litiga... And stay there 🖕
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Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 15 years for New York sexual assault
A New York judge sentenced former Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein to 15 years in prison on Wednesday for sexually assaulting a ​former production assistant in 2006, following the ex-movie mogul's ...
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 19/09/2026
Fake Zelda title screen:
Enterprise: Last Episode Was Historical Holodeck Fiction
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 19/09/2026
/// Hmmm.... where have we heard that shit almost every day for the last almost three years, I wonder....
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
“This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie.” — Ed Sheeran
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Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour
PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadi...
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 14/09/2026
Star Trek Enterprise.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 14/09/2026
TINIEST SKY PUPPY ❤️🥺😍
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 13/09/2026
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social Why did the computer just tell me "The Librarian goes Ook!!!! The dog goes Ed..ward!!!"?
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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabs.dk · 10/09/2026
Large Lego figure holding a roll of toilet paper with a scared or disgusted expression
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 10/09/2026
Quark, please tell me the live stream Pay-for-View is ready for this? The station's maintenance budget depends on it.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 08/09/2026
Allow me to break out in an evil laughter; muhahahahahaha. This is a part of my latest project on the primitive replicator and it looks like something out of a horror movie if Lego made those. 😅
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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabs.dk · 07/09/2026
Nazis are gonna Nazi, no wonder Muskolini loves them.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 07/09/2026
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Sterling Archer: Hey! Phrasing!
ALT: Sterling Archer: Hey! Phrasing!
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 07/09/2026
Guys guys, I found it.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 07/09/2026
“Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.” - Tiffany Aching in "I Shall Wear Midnight (2010)" GNU Terry Pratchet
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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabs.dk · 01/09/2026
That was completely uncalled for. Kevin from Home Alone turned 46 last Wednesday. You're welcome. #Retaliation 😝
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 01/09/2026
// One more reason I use Linux. With @steamdb.info even my gaming needs are met on my Linux (kubuntu) PC.
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Jesper Mølgaard, MD, PhD, OF-1 @docmoelgaard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There is something perverted ironic by the fact that the prison he envision looks an awful lot like nazi concentration camps...
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 31/08/2026
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Elrond's Famous Line: I Was There Gandalf
Alt: Elrond's Famous Line: I Was There Gandalf
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Paul (he/him) @peck7235.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Babylon 5: Lyta's Angry Expression
Alt: Babylon 5: Lyta's Angry Expression
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Put Dean Cain or Kevin *Peanut* Sorbo in it.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 28/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_U5... #RIP
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Tim Curry as Premier Cherdenko - Space!
YouTube video by Athrun Talan
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 28/08/2026
// Hmm; bsky has hidden my newly created moderation list. I'm sure which part they didn't like: Title: "The Terran Empire ordered of Ferenginar" Description: "MAGA, genocide supporters and other trash goes here"
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Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
💙 @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 28/08/2026
And this dear Class is why you have to attend these mandatory combined anti-sexual harassment and phraser safety lectures. Always keep at stun setting and never point at anyone unless you want to phraser the frell of them. #StarTrek
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Morten Sjøgren (he/him - CIS) @mabs.dk · 27/08/2026
ideas.lego.com/product-idea...
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 26/08/2026
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armour class/difficulty class #dnd #parody
YouTube video by One Shot Bards
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 26/08/2026
#DollyParton
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The Orville The Orville New Horizons
Alt: The Orville - Dolly Parton playing for Heveena
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 25/08/2026
Sonic Shower thoughts: What is it like relying on Voice Assisted Thinking?
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 23/08/2026
Threatening with a good time 🎉
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 21/08/2026
This week on Voyager; After finally decimating the Kazon, the crew of the ISS Voyager encounters the Bork and forces them to fight a new common enemy. Will Captain Janeway get a new pet? Will the ETH get his agony booths enhanced with Bork tech? What is astrometics anyway? More at 9.
ISS Voyager title card: It's Bork, Bork al over again
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 21/08/2026
Battle damaged NX-01 Enterprise, grey text above "Getting from there to here"
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 21/08/2026
@rockinriker.bsky.social We've had a concerning report from one of your subordinates. @quark-rp.bsky.social I'm going to need a root beer and an open tab, make it a double.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 20/08/2026
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Scruffy Internet Is For Porn
Alt: Scruffy Internet Is For Porn
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 20/08/2026
Star Trek Enterprise Title screen, damaged NX-01:

Title: 
"The Corps is mother, the Corps is father."
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 20/08/2026
#Babylon5
X-Men 97 styled logo:
Remember Byron
Justice for Lyta Alexander
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Alt text: x-men animated series logo generator of series title font that reads "TRANS RIGHTS Are Human Rights"
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 18/08/2026
*sapient resources noises* #StarTrek
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 15/08/2026
Computer, run holodeck program Treasure Planet. *Computer noises*: Why of course I want to be Dr. Doppler? *Computer noises* What do you mean "with a face like yours"? RUN PROGRAM!!!! #StarTrek
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 12/08/2026
Post your favorite Disney princess. Wrong answers only
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Star Trek Quark's Bold New Look
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @handle.invalid · 12/08/2026
Post your favorite Disney princess. Wrong answers only
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Star Trek: Kira Nerys' Less Subtle Approach
Alt: Star Trek: Kira Nerys' Less Subtle Approach
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