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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)

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Parody account - run by bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis. Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.

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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 17h
Badgey from Lower Deck:
Looks like you're trying to sexually harass a crew member!

Would you like to book the meeting with Sapient Resources now?
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 25/09/2026
Aren't they reptilian'ish? So probably not. If you're trying to court one, talk to @annoyedobrien.bsky.social he accidentally hit on one of them. I think she recently became captain.
Tracy Scoggins as Gilora Rejal on DS9
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 19/09/2026
Fake Zelda title screen:
Enterprise: Last Episode Was Historical Holodeck Fiction
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 07/09/2026
Guys guys, I found it.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 02/09/2026
Ehm, yes?
Star Trek Picard; Seven and Junior Picard is about to open the "window" on the bridge.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 31/08/2026
The Duras sisters.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 30/08/2026
/// thanks AI, I think I've known that since I watched the original the first time as a child
DuckDuckGo Search Assist
Kaitlyn Leeb, who plays the three-breasted prostitute in Total Recall, does not actually have three breasts- they are a film-illusion effect. The attention around her role was fueled by reports of a big surge in searches for her name.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 30/08/2026
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 21/08/2026
This week on Voyager; After finally decimating the Kazon, the crew of the ISS Voyager encounters the Bork and forces them to fight a new common enemy. Will Captain Janeway get a new pet? Will the ETH get his agony booths enhanced with Bork tech? What is astrometics anyway? More at 9.
ISS Voyager title card: It's Bork, Bork al over again
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 21/08/2026
Battle damaged NX-01 Enterprise, grey text above "Getting from there to here"
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 20/08/2026
Star Trek Enterprise Title screen, damaged NX-01:

Title: 
"The Corps is mother, the Corps is father."
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 20/08/2026
#Babylon5
X-Men 97 styled logo:
Remember Byron
Justice for Lyta Alexander
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 12/08/2026
Top Frame:
General Zod: Kneel before Zod

Dean Cain superman: Yes sir! Say while I'm down here, your boots look mighty dirty! Why don't I lock them clean?
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 07/08/2026
*Sapient Resources Rep on their fifth Raktajino of the day, shaking and twitching right eye* How do the Timmys make transporter duplicates of themselves? Is it truly by accident as they insist, or is it on purpose? Is Lt. Commander Data somehow involved after the TR incident?
Star Trek TNG episode Hero Worship, Data and Timothy (Timmy).
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 05/08/2026
/// So... Ehm.... I might accidentally... and completely on purpose have bought two more sets on the way home from work, so I could build all three models. 😅
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 04/08/2026
🎶🎤It's been a long road Gettin' from there to here It's been a long time But my time is finally near🎤🎶 #Lego #StarTrek
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 04/08/2026
World you look at that color?
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 31/07/2026
She-HulkDonna NobleAdora Belle DearheartCaptain Johathan Archer and Porthos
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 31/07/2026
Susan Sto Helit / Susan Death
Susan Sto Helit / Susan Death with the poker
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 27/07/2026
C64 game California Games.  Surfing game.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 18/07/2026
Are you sure it's a bee?
Screenshot from DS9 Episode: One Little Ship.
Tiny runabout presses button.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 09/07/2026
Best I can do is a chili
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 01/07/2026
Aaah...so you're a waffle man?
Talkie Toaster, the talking toaster.

"I toast, therefore I am."
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 23/06/2026
// My penis (chili) is hanging a bit in 27C in my living room 😥
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 14/06/2026
The holodeck program ran 209 years after the events. Those historical records were clearly corrupted, approximated or altered in some way. The NX-01 didn't have the technology to holo record everything or maybe anything that happened onboard, at best it was recreation based on (easily changed) logs.
Star Trek Enterprise title screen: Fake history on the holodeck
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 12/06/2026
Tonight on Star Trek Voyager; Janeway had enough.
Star trek voyager title screen: Frell this, we're going home.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 08/06/2026
Tonight on Star Trek Voyager: In a mirror darkly, the crew of ISS Voyager begins the long journey home from the Delta Quadrant. Lt. Harry Kim gets another promotion after securing the captain's supply of herbal tea. And the ETH (Emergency Torment Hologram) gets a new use for the agony booth.
Star trek voyager title screen: There is herbal tea in that nebula.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 08/06/2026
This popped out of my primitive replicator.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 06/06/2026
A red toaster, brand SMEG
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 06/06/2026
My "hydroponics" are starting to give results 🍓🇩🇰
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 04/06/2026
Tonight on Star Trek the Original Series, will the Klingons finally discover something they fear more than the tribbles? Watch as the crew of the enterprise goes where no one has gone before and meets a clan of Nag Mac Feegles who took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. CREVINS!!!!!
Star Trek TOS title Card: 
Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 03/06/2026
DS9 title screen:
Truth! Justice! Freedom!
Reasonably Priced Love! 
And a Hard-Boiled Egg!
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 03/06/2026
Star Trek TOS title screen: Kahless Vs khaleesi.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 30/05/2026
That's Naziferatu
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 29/05/2026
// Beware he is a nerd with his own primitive replicator (3d printer)
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 29/05/2026
@theolalfer.bsky.social WHAT DID YOU DO?
Star Trek Lower Deck title screen:
Fu(r)ry of the Caitian Cat Girl
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 27/05/2026
Star Trek the animated series title screen: 

Zapp Brannigan and the people Cyclope 
- Written by Zapp Brannigan
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 27/05/2026
Star Trek original series title screen: the one with the whales
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 26/05/2026
TNG title screen: Trust Data not Lore
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 26/05/2026
Thanks @bean525.bsky.social :D
Star Trek Enterprise title screen, damaged NX01: And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 26/05/2026
DS9 title screen: Grey 17 is missing
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 24/05/2026
DS9 title screen: Worf finally learns to be a good dad. Lol, no he's still a terrible father.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 23/05/2026
Tonight on Star Trek The Next Generation; Data and Georgi attempts to run Doom on the Holodeck with disastrous consequences.
Star Trek The Next Generation title card: Doom on the Holodeck Express
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 23/05/2026
DS9 title screen, episode title "Wormhole X-treme"
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 08/05/2026
*Confused in Sapient Resources* Garak just gave me this chilli plant. Are Garak and Julian fighting? Should I be worried? Is this tactical? @annoyedobrien.bsky.social please advise?
Plant label in Danish; an organic Penis Chili plant.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 25/04/2026
One of my favorite episodes of Babylon 5: Crusade
John Vickery as Gul Rusot
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 25/04/2026
One of my favorite episodes of Babylon 5
John Vickery as Prosecutor Orak
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 25/04/2026
@quark-rp.bsky.social What is Zoidberg doing in my 21st century Copenhagen holodeck program?
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 23/04/2026
Picard four lights meme, but it says "THERE ARE FOUR JIFS" instead.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 23/04/2026
Same but my pillow fort in my office and my replicated crocs*. *) yeah, I know they are technically banned within the Federation.
3d printed rainbow crocs on my feet.
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