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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 10h

I can neither confirm or deny, that I did or didn't do that. So please stop yelling or at least wait till I've gotten my pumpkin spice Raktajino.

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026

Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…

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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 30/09/2026

Klingon Pineapple. It doesn't just break down protein it bites back to do it.

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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 28/09/2026

If you need Sapient Resource, no you don't I'll be crying in my office.

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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 25/09/2026

Aren't they reptilian'ish? So probably not. If you're trying to court one, talk to @annoyedobrien.bsky.social he accidentally hit on one of them. I think she recently became captain.

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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 25/09/2026

Chief, NO don't do it. Think of poor Dr Bashir, he is already crying.

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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 25/09/2026

Ensign Duck, NO!!!!! I don't want to hear it. You were warned about messing with the Caitian crew members. Was it @theolalfer.bsky.social who put you up to hiding the catnip at their station?

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Howard The Duck: Talk About A Rotten Day

Alt: Howard The Duck: Talk About A Rotten Day

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Gilliam watching helpless in horror as Cleese grabs his Worst Python trophy and just sprints away with it

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet

5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Biblically accurate cupcake.

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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 23/09/2026

Some of it ended up in Quark's replicator, people are complaining about hair in their food. Except for @theolalfer.bsky.social, he praised Quark for adding cat hair spice.... whatever that is.

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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 23/09/2026

*pointing at the picture of the android sliding upwards on the main view screen looking angry* I think you hit something.... I really hope it was Lore...

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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 21/09/2026

That's also why the Vulcans tried to keep the warp 5 engine back for such a long time. Cochrane really shouldn't have shown them the internet or rule 34.

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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 19/09/2026

/// Hmmm.... where have we heard that shit almost every day for the last almost three years, I wonder....

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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 19/09/2026

*points at first contact who is swinging a chain with a concrete block at the end* Seems pretty self-explanatory.

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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 18/09/2026

Of course *hands over the other plate of Klingon lobster and bottle of extra sweet root beer.*

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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis) @starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 18/09/2026

You really helped with SRs budget here, you know we have 783 Timmys to feed. They all thank you for the pizza BTW. Unfortunately they got into a fist fight over pineapple on pizza... Who would've thought transporter duplicates would disagree about something like that? *sighing*

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