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Al Bubble Boy

@staledimsum.bsky.social
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Stay at home dad, spice guy, records and books.

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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 5h
Xers who went into Dem politics in the 90s when Clinton and third way boomer assholes were passing every neoliberal bill they could are brainwashed idiots... And the activists and protesters who opposed this were thought of as crazy. Not many job prospects for rational leftish politicos back then.
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 22h
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 8h
Vaguely progressive mayors negotiating with NYPD: M: We're going to have to make some cuts and have some reform. NYPD: Watch your back. M: None the less. NYPD: We will murder you and everyone you know. M: I have a mandate. NYPD: And your voters. Keep negotiating buddy.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 19h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 19h
Doesn't seem like GOP candidates really know what to do when they don't get the docile "our Republican friends across the aisle who I happen to disagree with about SNAP funding" treatment from their opponents.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 19h
Don't worry they'll use the savings to do a study on why SF has a barista shortage. The study will be done by a private company lead by a venture capitalist's kid who just got out of court-ordered rehab for ketamine addiction after they killed an elderly person in a crosswalk.
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 20h
honestly same it’s surprising how often vector calculus comes up within the context of a mcgriddle
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Evan Rytlewski @evanryt.bsky.social · 20h
Milwaukee: I’m adding another bike lane Me: Ha, that’s great, just so long as it doesn’t abruptly end after like three blocks, right?
The Star Wars prequel “right?” meme, Milwaukee is Christian Hayden
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 20h
if i were a republican, idk if i'd want to be breaking the seal on 'televised firing squads', what with the way the polls look lately
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Instead of moving forward can wipe out all the media deregulation since Reagan and just install Al Gore as president.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The spoon. Also I like the little bit of bite from the peel for some things.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It'll be worse. There were actual physical things that had actual value at the center of the 2008 crash. Unless you count a data center no one can afford to run as value.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Use Ivermectin for that rash.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My Son: Dad granpa Alvin pooped the bed again. It stinks bad. Me: Tell the AI to tell the Cleenbot to clean it up Son: The Cleenbot stabbed granpa again. It looks gross. Me: *sigh* Ask the AI to call Docbot. Son: He's not breathing. Me: Tell the AI to call Dedcart. Son: can you read to me?
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New frontiers in dudes sucking at parenting.
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Julie K. Brown @jkbjournalist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NEW: Maybe it's time to take a good look at all these deaths in the Epstein-Trump orbit. jkbjournalist.substack.com/p/dead-men-t...
jkbjournalist.substack.com
Dead men tell no Epstein-Trump tales
When witnesses, whistleblowers and accusers die, it’s time to look at whether they have anything in common. Here is a list of some of the recent deaths.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whomever is calling the Brewers game said "good take" on a pitch in the dirt which almost got by the catcher. Jesus dude...
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's great to see the Brewers NOT be the team with the exhausted bullpen midway through the first series.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like the LAPD and most mid to large size cities PDs the NYPD is a criminal organization that frequently threatens city leaders if they so much as think of changing anything.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
phoenixnewtimes.com
Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And that's why I'm cheering for the bloodclot.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think that horse at the end broke its leg. Best do what is necessary.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gross
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gotta love Pu Songling.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/10/2026
The Onion newspaper cover from October 22, 1929: 

Stock Market Invincible
'Buy, Buy, Buy!' Experts Advise
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On $5500 color televisions and the collapse of the Grand Bargain of globalization and free trade, a collapse that was inevitable and (looks around) in progress.
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THE GRAND BARGAIN | Gin and Tacos
THE GRAND BARGAIN by Gin and Tacos on Patreon. Join Gin and Tacos's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Alex Hanna @alexhanna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why isn't this on every TV screen and not the fairy tale of killer robots
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
About the same idea.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But Al companies, the most indebted if the are lot, are losing more money than god.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've just been posting cookie recipes that include a tablespoon of bitters.
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting:
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can't even track what's going on in the fight scenes.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
I’m ready to be a CEO. I promise to take on debt, fire anyone who seems better than me at anything, and insist you’re going to love my product that kills you
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A president fantasizing about some part of his own country getting invaded or annihilated, and doing it so often that eventually it barely registers, is the kind of thing that happens in a country making the final few course corrections on the way to violently tearing itself apart.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm just gonna bookmark this for future reference when Dem pundits complain about how the party has trouble communicating its message to voters. The reason you keep running into trouble with your branding isn't campus radicals. The reason is that your opponents purchased all the media outlets.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But why do you care so much about the NYT? Because they have all the resources and reach in the world and are using their immense power and brand to get my trans friends killed, cover for Epstein pedos, and cape for the deranged lunatic in the WH when he threatens the second largest city in America
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Deeply funny to read this one day after Trump literally said that everyone at the NYT should be arrested.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
christianfitness.bandcamp.com
love letters in the age of steam, by christian fitness
10 track album
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And the Lost guy didn't learn anything from it and did the same thing for star wars.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That would be like parking a Porsche purchased by taxpayers in a deserted parking lot with "you Suck sincerely, the police" painted on the doors and surrounding it with baseball bats.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I went to see Kowloon Walled City play. They were quite good.
Kowloon walled city. The band not the cohab.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what if: even more soldiers contributing exactly nothing
Half dozen uniformed national guard just standing around by the crime scene tape in sunglasses
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He does paintings.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump paid him in cigarettes.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gahhhhhhhh
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm watching the Brewers game on game day and it's maddening.
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Al Bubble Boy @staledimsum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's probably a delay from wealthy less population dense places being reported first.
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