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Scott Sweeny

@ssweeny.net
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Software engineer from #Pittsburgh, PA, USA. Opinions are my own, not those of my spouse, employer, child, or pets. In fact there are few areas in which we agree. Fifth best trumpeter in @eagleburgerband.bsky.social

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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Software brain, you might call it ;) www.theverge.com/podcast/9170...
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BEWARE SOFTWARE BRAIN
Software brain is changing the world, but most people still aren’t buying.
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Sean Connell @slcpgh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TIL those hands have a name.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
huh, this piece nailed the AI bros like a decade ago
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Scott Sweeny @ssweeny.net · 20/09/2026
This was a really cool event!
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good morning
I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable six wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.
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Virginia Montanez @ginny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Psst. It should always be closed to vehicular traffic.
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Scott Sweeny @ssweeny.net · 12/09/2026
I had a great time riding in the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation's Cycle for Life today! (still not too late to donate at fundraise.cff.org/PGHCycle2026...) And I'm excited to head BACK to Hazelwood for the Slavic Fest this evening! www.hazelwoodlocal.com/calendar/2nd...
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Scott's Fundraising Page at Pittsburgh CF Cycle for Life 2026
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The Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Dovahkiin, is that you? I'm taking my hat back, you crispy piece of shit"
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Scott Sweeny @ssweeny.net · 09/09/2026
Video games as an industry and an art form never topped this.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Went to book my flu shot at CVS and updated Covid vaccines are available. Appointments for anyone 12 and under are not available yet, but soon.
Cartoon Image of a man's face. His eyes are squinting and he has a pencil thin mustache. He was once known as Pensblog Charlie. Text says "Do it".
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey all of you "I bought a giant skeleton at Home Depot" people! It's time to up your game. www.dreadcentral.com/merch/586925...
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6.5-Foot Brundlefly Animatronic Brings ‘The Fly’ to Your Halloween Display
You can now bring David Cronenberg’s 'The Fly' home for Halloween with a massive new Brundlefly animatronic.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lily was crazy to leave him
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 26/08/2026
Once in a command line.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Don’t have your AI voice use Pittsburghese slang in your ad. Accept only real yinzers!
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I do not see Bruce Campbell in this painting.
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Philby Bear (they/them) @philbybear.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
... ["COME SAIL AWAY" BY STYX INTENSIFIES]
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Come Sail Away Sail
ALT: Come Sail Away Sail
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JosABats @thejoshbanks.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Werner Herzog 
Speech bubble over a quote tweet
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
RIP Shawn
Dumb Shawn tries to make a sarcastic reply to Elle who murders him with ruthless condescension
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
[Cop, shining a light in my eyes, and then the passenger seat] you been reading any tomes tonight? [Me] no officer. [Cop] I pop the trunk I'm not going to find any scrolls? [Me] listen this is actually my buddy's car
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Scott Sweeny @ssweeny.net · 15/07/2026
Shout out to the four different crews digging up four different sections of Liberty Avenue this week. youtu.be/ytWz0qVvBZ0
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♪ Diggy Diggy Hole
YouTube video by The Yogscast
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 14/07/2026
It's Harrison Ford's birthday, which means we are obliged to share this absolute banger from our archives: "No one on the committee can identify who or what instilled Dr. Jones with the belief that an archaeologist’s tool kit should consist solely of a bullwhip and a revolver."
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Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
“As chairman of the Committee on Promotion and Tenure, I regret to inform you that your recent application for tenure has been denied by a vote of 6 to 1. Fo...
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Scott Sweeny @ssweeny.net · 09/07/2026
Logan Airport really needs expanded seating for despondent travelers whose flights keep getting delayed and shuffled between gates.
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
the only karaoke advice that matters
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
he’s not wrong
Enguerrand VII de Coucy • @ingelramdecoucy
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As much as a U.S. loss at soccer may sadden us, the upside is that it'll free everyone up to root for the Viking dude from Norway like we all secretly want to do anyways
9:53 PM • 7/6/26 • 114K Views
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Scott Sweeny @ssweeny.net · 06/07/2026
Big same.
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Scott Sweeny @ssweeny.net · 06/07/2026
Thank you Boston for being cool and rainy for my visit this week!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
PITTSBURGH—Noting that the man could often be seen waiting outside O’Malley’s Tap with his hands shaking in anticipation before the doors even opened, sources confirmed Thursday that local 54-year-old Brian Munson, who goes to the bar every day at 10 a.m., must be a huge soccer fan.
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Dudes, and I cannot stress this enough, rock.
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Ben Werdmuller @werd.io · 29/06/2026
"Head to Miami if you want to scam people with crypto, or San Francisco if you want to scam people with AI. If you’re scamming people the old-fashioned way, stick with New York." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...
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How to Hustle Like a Tech Founder
“You can’t hustle alone. Move to a city where founders thrive and get to work. Head to Miami if you want to scam people with crypto, or San Francisco if you ...
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Ghoulgle Tits @gi66let1ts.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
literally an episode of the original "King of the Hill" was a riff on this phenomenon
Hank Hill speaking to a Christian rock/numetal guitarist and vocalist, saying: "Can't you see you're not making Christianity better? You're just making rock and roll worse."
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
oh you know it’s (Phil Collins voice) “me home”
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James Wallis @jameswallis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Babe wake up, new industrial band five-album discography just dropped
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Who's awesome? Kyle MacLachlan is awesome.
a fan posts: Kyle MacLachlan can you explain Dune to me please
MacLachlan: <posts about 30 emojis that, surprisingly, cover the movie pretty well>
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Scott Sweeny @ssweeny.net · 24/06/2026
Hey all I’m raising money for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation by riding in the 2026 Cycle For Life event here in #Pittsburgh! Please donate to help me support this great cause or join the ride yourself! Find out more and donate at fundraise.cff.org/PGHCycle2026/sswe…
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Scott Sweeny @ssweeny.net · 24/06/2026
Hey all I’m raising money for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation by riding in the 2026 Cycle For Life event here in #Pittsburgh! Please donate to help me support this great cause or join the ride yourself! Find out more and donate at fundraise.cff.org/PGHCycle2026/sswe…
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Scott's Fundraising Page at Pittsburgh CF Cycle for Life 2026
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Long live the King. @genrevision.com
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BUBBA HO-TEP vs DEMON KNIGHT | GenreVision — GenreVision
Two horror comedies that may be the Weirdest Westerns of all!
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The Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
wait until you discover "blog posts" What happened What year is this Is it 1999? Is it not too late??!
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
🤣
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
look I recognize UK politics are none of my business but have you all tried letting the cat be prime minister?
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Fuck metric. We need to switch to the flamingo system.
a NASA press release: Asteroid the size of 14 flamingos to skim past Earth Wednesday
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
In new “I have created the Torment Nexus from the famous novel Don’t Invent The Torment Nexus” news
Headline: Elon Musk's plan to block out the sun "to prevent global warming"
The 54-year-old has outlined his plans to prevent the earth from suffering global warming.Screen shot from Who Shot Mr Burns where Burns shows Smithers his plan to block out the sun
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Seeing this movie around the same time your actually read Romeo and Juliet is a *very* specific generational calling card that I’m more than happy to carry
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"name a movie that's better than the book I dare you" Muppet Christmas Carol. next
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.” YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!” KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I don't know who made this, but they deserve a MacArthur Genius grant
The kid from Neverending Story trying save his horse from the algae-filled reflecting pool in Washington
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Rick Perlstein @rickperlstein.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
They paved it, the motherfuckers.
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