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Djenders Horhay

@allthingsnoisy.bsky.social
685 followers 305 following 7.3K posts

eccentric linguist | training architect | musician: mandolin, tenor guitar, and bodhrán | hockey | she/her/yinz | raised by wild poodles 📍Proudly Pittsburgh

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 16h
Frozen spinach ruins pizza. You won’t change my mind.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who is the studio guy with the plastic-looking head of hair and spray tan?
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: It’s almost boring when the score has this large of a gap. (It’s 7-0.) Eric: No, it isn’t.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ordered a more powerful sump pump to replace our ‘Easy Bake Oven’ pump. Can’t wait to lug 64 lbs of cast iron down 8 stairs and across the basement.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone accepted a friend request from me on Facebook and I have no memory of meeting this person or sending the request. 
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The retirees in my Scots-Gaelic class are blowing everyone else out of the water.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do they add more speed bumps to Squirrel Hill streets every quarter? Sure feels like it.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t believe everything you think.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s great to turn on Al Jazeera news and not even see that clown’s name 🟠 in the first 20 stories.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t get how people can be mad that Allegheny County is considering paid parental leave pay.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Special retainer cleaning pod devices. Worth it or not? I usually use the crystals every other day.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Todd Achilles, a veteran running for U.S. Senate in Idaho as an independent, has a new ad about starting wars.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I stepped outside and felt a crunch beneath my shoe. It wasn’t an acorn. It was a mantis.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My neighbor wants to cut up our oak tree that hangs over his property to protect his lawn. And I don’t think this is going to solve the issue he thinks it will.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dude are you really discussing how great AI is at a Renaissance festival?
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Arrived at the hotel and saved six (!) frogs from being squished in the parking lot between my car and the front door.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Never read the comments, especially on local news stories. You may just find out a relative’s terrible, misinformed opinions.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So distracted today that I poured orange juice into the bowl with my lunch instead of the glass.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I forgot about the significant weight of my Ren Faire garb + the jewelry + headpieces. Perhaps I should have grabbed my roller bag.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A good way to win me over into staying a customer is to tell me I need to get rid of my garden beds and trees and just have a boring lawn.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s been lovely breathing with you.
Headline: E.P.A. Is Expected to Erase Limits on Climate Pollution From Power Plants

The generation of electricity is the second largest source of carbon dioxide and other planet-warming gases in the U.S.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Asters > chrysanthemums is a hill I will die on.
Purple asters on a brick patio.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today was spent pruning a mulberry tree. While doing so, I snacked on wild grapes.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am being circled by turkey buzzards. Should I be concerned?
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have an unhealthy hatred for ‘farmhouse/rustic fonts’ and their terrible kerning and joins.
A sign that says I’ve been promoted to trainer. The first part of the sentence is in a serif font. The word trainer is in an uneven, wonky script. The kerning is uneven throughout the sign. 
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dear Pittsburgh Irish Festival, I appreciate what you do, but security only told me my bag was too large AFTER they searched it.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Looking to replace our smoke detectors. When did these become so expensive?
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I keep two journals: one daily and one for travel. Why? Who is gonna read this stuff when I am dead? I don’t even read it now.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When it comes to goals Start with your day ones Work your way up to years
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bumper sticker that reads so many clocks so little time.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Driving anywhere in my neighborhood is an obstacle course. Lots of debris, lots of traffic lights and businesses without power, and people going around cones set up to protect them!
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One of my least favorite household games is ‘Insect or Adidas Sandal Nub?’ Thankfully I won this time.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Woke up not to the sounds of chainsaws, but to sounds of my neighbor using a metal dustpan to remove fallen oak leaves from his driveway.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
According to precip.ai, my ZIP code received 2.9” of rain from 5 PM to 9 PM.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My basement has water trickling in from the ground. There is a river running on the north of my house. And now the power won’t stay on (how good is our battery backup on the sump?).
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cymbals are really expensive. He must be really mad at someone.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It took the hummingbirds about 2 minutes to find the new feeder.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thanks for everything, Gloria Steinem.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
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Universal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study Projects
A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When I lived in the Squirrel Hill neighborhood of Pittsburgh, I would exercise along Nine Mile Run. This video couples the experience of outdoor exercise during the Vintage Grand Prix.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am not ready.
Pittsburgh Sunset today is 7:57 PM. Our next sunset after 8 PM is April 17, 2027. That’s 231 days away.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The klezmer-prog-funk band we are seeing is playing ‘Take 5’ but it’s in 6/8.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry just couldn’t live in a world without Dolly.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Woke up from a work-stress dream and had to tell my disoriented self that I am in my bedroom, and that there is nothing I need to resolve right now.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I picked the wrong night to go to Costco. Forgot about all of the students. It’s like a midday Saturday.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Finding old emails from a friend who passed away is such a gut punch.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Teach yourself how to spot AI. For example, this is an ad for UPMC, the medical monopoly in Pittsburgh. This woman is smiling. Clearly AI.
An ad for UPMC Magee women’s Hospital showing a young woman at the camera wearing earbuds. The ad says here for her questions. There’s also a link to learn more. But this is not a photo. This is AI-Generated.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Back when BMWs oozed character.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The scammers get better every week. I often punch a number into a search engine and it LOOKS legit. It will even pull up real businesses. Try searching the number surrounded by quotes (“”). If it throws a slew of API results at you, it’s a scammer.
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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pittsburgh former tweeps: we are doing #AsIsTradition tomorrow. You wanna join?
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