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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"you're alienating half your audience!" — the 10 percent of people who read sports blogs online who happen to come from the 27 percent of people who still like the president
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The new company will be unsinkable!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Running backs are also underperforming.
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Asking a lot of that dev...
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Klatts only commentary was "Today's officiating crew is from the SEC"
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Same guy from last week, no divine intervention.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's crazy to me that this is not leading the New York Times, NBC News, CNN, etc. If you're that numb, maybe think about a field other than journalism.
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Devils advocate, but something that seems unanswered is when does the second change on the integer only scoreboard clocks? Does the clock read 0:00 immediately following 1.00 or is it after 0.01 or is it something like 0.5 as you seem to have calculated. I.e. is 0.5 sec remaining 1:00 or 0:00?
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Most accurate prediction of all time. And as of this moment, Michigan lawyers have shown that the clock was set to 9 seconds, immediately went to 8 on the snap, and the play lasted 8.3 seconds.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 06/09/2026
So when Michigan spiked the ball, the clock was moving from 10 to 9 seconds. Ref asked operator to put the clock at 9 seconds. When Michigan then snapped the ball, it immediately dropped to 8. Maybe that's a reason? There was no explanation.
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My thought that punting was absolutely the right call was validated when I saw this text. 13 minutes later I feel differently.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
SCAM ALERT: Gay frogs from our competitors are low-quality knockoffs. Don’t be fooled! store.theonion.com/products/gay-fro…
A plush toy resembling a frog is shown at the top with the label "Queer Frog Plush Toy" priced at $59.99. It's in stock, with options to select quantity, add to cart, or buy now. Below is a review with a 1-star rating, titled "Bi-Bye!!!" The reviewer mentions plans to return the toy due to its bisexual theme, referring to it as the "Gay Frog plush," and states being biphobic.A plush toy resembling a green frog with large eyes is displayed for sale, priced at $59.99. The toy is in stock. Below is a review stating dissatisfaction due to it having parotoid glands, labeling it a "Gay Toad," not a frog.This image shows a product listing for a "Queer Frog Plush Toy" priced at $59.99. The plush toy is green with large eyes and a smile. Below the product, there is a user review praising the "Gay Frog" after purchasing other plush toys labeled "Gay Dogs™." The review includes a humorous remark about being addicted to the toy's appeal. Options to select quantity, add to cart, or buy now are available.A plush frog toy wearing a blue bow tie is holding a small sign with "Info Wars" on it. Above, bold text reads "Get The Real Deal." At the bottom, there are five orange stars and "store.theonion.com" is written.
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 28/07/2026
only donald trump could deliver the eulogy graham deserves
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Is the sun real or fake? This is your daily reminder to check! @skylerhigley.bsky.social
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nobody ruins a vibe better than Trump
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hugely appreciated work. You strike a perfect balance, and do all the hard work to create a data driven, objective, and well researched reality check of all of our emotions, but still make room to share in the fandom with us.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
soul nate
@MNateShyamalan
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i'm in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for neopets.com on 3 monitors. my browser's in dark mode so it looks cool. "this part?" he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. "caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex," i say. he nods. "as i suspected"
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Our next captain.
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Scott Pelley is a fucking legend.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They’re gonna try to say she’s not hot. And if that doesn’t work they’ll fall back on “having sex with women is gay.”
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Wait...this was a 9 day event?
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
One small note: Trump's right hand should be lifting the rube's wallet. Otherwise, well illustrated.
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This is them "winning"
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
On this note: another state (or several of them) should file an original jurisdiction suit against Florida on this basis. The domestic emoluments ban on states paying the president is a federalism safeguard, one state violating it is a real harm to the sovereign interests of every other state.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I remember when berry Weiss was just a leinenkugels you would make your son drink if he was being a pussy
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
BREAKING: Sen. Ed Markey calls for Trump's impeachment.
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"He remains jailed, according to police."
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
He fell on his face as he was being pulled out of the banquet room after a gunman who was on a completely different floor had already been taken down.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
movies that so many other love deeply and I find meh to terrible: The Departed Heat The Irishman Trying to give Heat another try rn and my god it is bad.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
For many years people have avoided fucking corpses. Jeffrey Dahmer is taking a different approach.
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Prashanth Iyer @prashanthiyer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Nothing much else to say about this season. A team that significantly over-performed their talent and crashed down hard and now they head into an offseason where drastic moves are needed to get this team out of the mud. This offseason needs a major organizational overhaul
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
We'll win out and miss the playoffs on a tiebreak, maximizing our pain and misery.
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
And Josh moore.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’m at ICE HQ
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
That’s funny, because Nate Swanson, who used to be the point guy on Iran at the NSC but got fired because of Laura Loomer, warned of this in an article written four days before the war started. It was called “Why Iran Will Escalate.”
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
this move will simultaneously increase the average intelligence of the Trump cabinet and the U.S. senate
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
pedophile prince arrested in england. insurrectionist president sentenced to life in prison in south korea. meanwhile every day for our pedophile insurrectionist president is like a birthday party for a mentally disabled boy with rich parents.
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This dude is a fucking gem. Good for him. He's not comfortable being there, but he's proudly standing up for what he believes is right. A real man.
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Cooper River Indivisible @crindivisible.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
NEW: Abigail Spanberger this afternoon ordered that all state agencies leave ICE's 287(g) program. This means that the state police (and some other agencies) will no longer be empowered to detain and arrest people for ICE. Big, big move by the governor within weeks of coming into office.
boltsmag.org
Virginia’s New Governor Ends ICE Program. Local Contracts Remain, For Now. - Bolts
Abigail Spanberger left the 287(g) program, which empowered state law enforcement to detain immigrants. Will Democrats also bar local police and sheriffs from the program?
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
newrepublic.com
DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email
The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.
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ssuarez.bsky.social @ssuarez.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Watch the video of this murder by an ice agent. He feels safe writing this tweet because his supporters will not question a word he says. Nothing that he describes below is even remotely close to reality.
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