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Shanna Banana

@sratchley.bsky.social
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Healing bodies and the people that wear them. Storyteller.Cunt.SciFi.Liberation.Abolition. The mountains make things better…with trans folx. NE->LFK->CO Your favorite nurse, obvs.

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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The president said something about give it up their asses today, so… Think we’ve all watched enough of DeNiro to know where to stand Are you a good fella?
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No clue what the argument is, but FUCK
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Second is Orion Basic B here So glad I was born a beta Would be so awful to be an alpha or a gamma
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What’s your favorite #constellation I’ll go first— Cassiopeia
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Best physical comedy and social commentary of the night—if you don’t like eating pussy, eating pussy is not gonna work for you, so just wash your ass and acknowledge you like men. Leslie Jones is a treasure …to be loved by tall men with big dicks
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Leslie Jones standup takeaways continued: Men who make podcasts aren’t getting laid; physical comedy still works; go to the gym; respect women; shut the fuck up; she can’t fight for shit; forbidden fruit was actually banana
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw Leslie Jones with a good friend tonight. Takeaways: Lesdog loves dick; biblical history reimagined is fabulous; short men need not apply; hot flashes suck; women are superheroes; men are jacking off too much; love can conquer hate; representative democracy is untapped potential;
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let the purging begin
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Denver Philharmonic Orchestra @denverphilorch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tick tock! ⌛️ ONE WEEK until Season 79 kicks off with a bang! #Undivided (Oct 9 & 10) celebrates a world premiere, America 250 & Colorado 150 🌄 Be there for the moment classical music feels its most alive, urgent, and inclusive. 🎟️ Get your tickets now: buff.ly/iBGCC96
Promotional poster for "UNDIVIDED," a DPO concert presented by CPR Classical showing a smiling person with an American flag motif and a program listing (John Heins world premiere Garden of the Gods; Aaron Copland, Valerie Coleman, Joan Tower, Leonard Bernstein), conductor Scott O'Neil, Oct 9–10 dates/times
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Abuser. And domestic violence party says, hey… Fucking chud ass loser 🤬
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes the seed is just no good
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All the current shit is so bad, he’s a good guy now
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Bits @bitsofdeb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No. No I don't think I shall. But he can feel free to work my old 12 hour shifts making steering columns.
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve been sitting in the fucking Wendy’s parking lot for 45 minutes waiting for my kid who was supposed to be off at 8 MAAM THIS IS A WENDYS LETS GO!
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I cannot relate to this in any way I cook every day How would a kitchen last two nights?
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every man
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They moved the feminine hygiene products at my local grocery store to the pet food, kitty litter, and charcoal aisle this week. Im so pissed. I can’t even with this dehumanizing of women shit.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
I got nominated for a Signal Award for B*tch, Listen! My interview w/ Elie Mystal—The Constitution: A Scam by Rich White Men, for Rich White Men—has been nominated for best individual episode in the Activism, Public Service, and Social Impact category! But now I need YOUR help. 1/2
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The Constitution: A Scam by Rich White Men, for Rich White Men
YouTube video by Rewire News Group
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Congrats!
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
My podcast is only a year old. I'm so geeked to be nominated for this particular episode because it's an episode ERRRRYBODY needs to listen to.
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fantastic and super difficult movie
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alright crew, I’m going to see Leslie Jones in Pueblo Friday and need to secure the most authentic restaurant, Italian in nature, that’s to be had.
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Jason Odell @luminescentphoto.com · 29/09/2026
Each month I post three images and let my subscribers vote on their favorite. I then offer the winning photo to my paid subscribers as a high-resolution JPEG download, which can be printed up to 16x20." Thank you for your support of my work!
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September Photo Share Winner!
The Readers Have Spoken
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Sarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THIRTY FIVE PERCENT of college women at Cornell reported "nonconsensual sexual contact" in a 2025 survey. Shut. It. All. Down.
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State of St. Louis @stateofstlouis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, Madison County IL nature lovers Volunteers Wanted 9 am Wednesday, 9/30, The Nature Institute event in Godfrey 🌱 Native Seed Collecting for TNI Register
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Volunteer: Native Seed Collecting at TNI - The Nature Institute
Wednesday September 30 @ 9:00 am - 12:00 pm - Description: Did you know TNI uses millions of seeds each year to increase biodiversity of the prairies and woodlands on the preserve? Our goal is to coll...
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great work @loganmdavis.bsky.social
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gonna put this on as I take kids to schoo and lead them into a conversation about consent. Might ask them to write a speech on how simple language, aka Rocky, influences comprehension. Confuse. Confuse. Consent. Consent. music.apple.com/us/album/ten...
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Tentative Decisions ( LP Version ) by Talking Heads on Apple Music
Song · 1977 · Duration 3:08
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I clearly didn’t read the byline, thanks to Logan too!
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m down south, and busy, but I’m super impressed with food truck guy’s initiative. Lemme know how it is, if you schlep over…
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great webpage, thanks for writing all these words and using such a lovely template. Appreciate your efforts 👊🏼
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are you?
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The more you can teach them that injustice is their enemy and they are a necessary, active part of the war against it, the more likely, in my opinion, they will be to duck the bro-culture passivity that allows, quite literally, gang rape.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m not a parent so I can’t tell you how to teach boys this, but I think a reasonable place to start is turn them into the dreaded, female-coded SJW. Let them get really passionate and activated about injustices, on a local or global level, really early. Take them to protests.
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am a parent. And I’ve attempted to raise my son to be a feminist, just like I did my daughters. Solid strategy stated here, and so far, it’s working in this house. My son is fine with calling out and making effort to stop misogynist bs when he recognizes it- and teaching recognition is crucial.
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I tell my 15 yr old son that he has a duty to step in and call out this kind of shit, then explicitly ask him what he’d do in this (or several others similar that we’ve discussed) situation. It doesn’t need sugar coated. It’s a clear cut instruction that I teach him.
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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Standing in the middle of the Cache La Poudre River...
Standing in the middle of the Cache La Poudre River...
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Kate Crowe @kcrowe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Student journalism is showing up major outlets right and left.
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And now we wait… But do share why you mentioned he might be bad, to begin with? Clearly he’s a money guy. Oh shoot, is he in the files?
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’re clearly on the same page
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Anne 🕊️ 🎵🧶🏃🏻‍♀️🥖🐈 @amlaffertydelgado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@kairyssdal.bsky.social please let us know
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’re just here to support 🙃
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes We Can! Um @kairyssdal.bsky.social do you need any fixing?
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I believe in us
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Medicinal Colorado @medicolorado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Deputy Ward is accused of sexually assaulting a child and possessing about a million (1,000,000) materials related to child pornography. gazette.com/2026/09/25/n...
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New offer pushes plea date of Pueblo deputy accused of child rape
A Pueblo County Sheriff's Office detention deputy slated for a plea sentence hearing had his day in court pushed back a second time after it was revealed a new resolution had been offered.
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who coulda guessed?
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What? No. He’s not bad. If he is, I’ll fix him.
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yay!! I miss having a grape connect!
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I still haven’t read The Kite Runner, but A Thousand Splendid Suns was formative, powerful, and mind expanding ! I’ve got another of this author’s on the nightstand.
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Medicinal Colorado @medicolorado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Double Standards Led Elizabeth Schools to Suppress 'The Kite Runner'
In a way I'm grateful that the Elizabeth School District, by pulling Khaled Hosseini's outstanding novel "The Kite Runner" from its high school library shelves, unintentionally prompted me to read...
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Shanna Banana @sratchley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nolan Wells should be resting up after playing ball today Instead, we’re all learning(confirming) that MS is FUBAR We gotta end this once and for all www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ25...
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Nina Simone: Mississippi Goddam
YouTube video by Aaron Overfield
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