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The Lone Deranger @thelonederanger.bsky.social · 12h
Sam: *existing* Rochelle: This is literally 9/11 #BBUK #BB23
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Drew @drewofborg.bsky.social · 10h
Face to face nominations is such a mistake. It's the week of revelation, they should have had them go all out in the DR nominating them like they usually do, then go "surprise!" and play them on the house TV. We're going to get boring and safe noms, probably a pile on for Pauline and Yas. 🫩 #bbuk
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Rainbow @rainbowserina.bsky.social · 6h
They would be immune, with the rest of the nominations done as normal, not face to face. But then say “that’s not all…” Omar wrote a note to Rhianna using make up which is a clear and severe rule break, as a result all make up products have been removed from the house. That’d cause mayhem. #bbuk
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Rainbow @rainbowserina.bsky.social · 6h
The way I’d have handled last night’s #bbuk rule breaks: Gather the housemates on the sofas and read out the conversation between Omar and Rochelle, then make them stand up and give one nomination immediately there and then. Then reveal that those nominations were for immunity.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 13h
Add your fess: b3ta.com/addfess
Female, 28, and got a body cam to film arseholes abusing me while out running. Local NPT love visiting people at home if I get a number plate. So far I've had 2 charged and 1 guy lost his job and I've no regrets.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 6h
"Crusty bread" is unpleasant, actually. Your sandwich should not have an exoskeleton that you cannot bite through.
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Cara (haunting you) 💀🐦‍⬛ @geekpie.bsky.social · 18h
I am pretty sure nobody I know is watching big brother but the controversy that has been caused by someone calling herself a witch has been very 1605 to behold tbh
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 16h
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Andrew @andtgk.eurosky.social · 19h
Need to talk about something other than Big Brother on here but honestly I live in Scotland and it's October, leaving the house is just an invitation to be cold and miserable really
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FLVZ @flippedbyflvz.bsky.social · 19h
I feel like the house is gagging for a double eviction and double nom immunity for the new girls #bbuk needs a shake up
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Jeff Lang @derpdicler.com · 18h
Jail?! That's it?! 🤬 #BBUK
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Ven @sicklybabe.bsky.social · 18h
Sorry apparently #bbuk has a floor shitter??
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 19h
"I'm self-aware" You ARE? Gosh, I'm so sorry to hear that. #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 19h
My favourite subtitle tonight is, "IN THE DISTANCE: Oh! Oh!" #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 20h
Philip ranting at Twinks right now has the energy of that family friend who's always like "WHERE'S MY KISS? WHERE'S MY HUG?!" and it's somehow accepted that all the kids hide under tables when they arrive #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 20h
Rihanna's the Popular Girl who sits next to you one day and acts friendly, so you're nice and Yourself, and then the next day they've taken something you've said completely out of context and it's gone everywhere. Then if you're distant with them later they act the victim. #bbuk
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 21h
Mate got married in a no expense spared ceremony in 86. Despite the fancy hotel, church choir & flock of bridesmaids, all people talk about is the long juggernaut rattler of fart I squeezed out on the pew during the 'does anyone know' part; its the fart that keeps on giving.
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Jack Yeo @jackryeo.bsky.social · 20h
I hope one of the revelations in the week of revelations is the fact that Philip brought up the issue of trans rights then went around telling everyone that Twinks was lecturing everyone about trans rights. #BBUK
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Jeff Lang @derpdicler.com · 20h
I think the reason so many of us feel for Twinks is that, as a queer person, you spend a lot of your life wondering who you can trust. It can feel world-crushing to feel confident enough to be yourself around somebody, only to have them throw it back in your face. #BBUK
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 20h
#bbuk always feels like going back to school and watching the self-proclaimed Popular Group still being dickish to the group of assorted interesting oddballs you could actually have fun with
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 20h
...Frankie. fRaNkIe. FRANKBERRY. please. WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU!!!!!! #BBUK
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Jeff Lang @derpdicler.com · 20h
"She should have minded her own business" - Philip, not minding his own business #BBUK
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 20h
I'm kind of baffled by the COLOSSAL negative reaction to the "witch" thing; if we were living in 1426, or if she'd burst into a nursery school with green face paint and a big cloak then sure, but... what are these adults getting so up their puritan rectums about? #bbuk
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can tell if you're a brave hero man by what you do when your mates insult or sexually harass a random woman, server or school girl. If it's jack shit then you are not a brave hero man.
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's vexing that we had what felt like a little snowglobe of Some Arseholes But Not All Arseholes (and like in a pantomime, we mostly knew who was who) - and then the snowglobe burst with spewed shart they either confidently spouted or failed to stem. Like watching Iggle Piggle present GB News.
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Not In Our Name (NION) Women @nionwomen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well done Twinks Burnett. When the conversation called for clarity from an ally, you stepped up. Disappointing ignorance, disrespect and disinterest from others though #BBUK
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Andy Social @yojonez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The house having far too many transphobes isn’t a good look in 2026 – or ever – Big Brother. #BBUK
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StoneyCat ≅ 🏳️‍🌈💚🏳️‍⚧️ @stoneycat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IMO, you shouldn't apply for #BBUK if there's *anyone* you wouldn't be happy to share with - and the house they're in is already gender neutral in every f'kin way possible, ffs!
Still from last night's Big Brother when Philip initiated a conversation about people 'identifying as a fridge'.
At the mention of gender neutral toilets, Rochelle said: "But I wouldn't be happy with a transgender in the toilet with me."
Given they've had 'a transgender' on a number of previous series, and had a trans winner before - and that the bedroom and bathroom in there are already gender neutral, it seemed a fucking stupid and bigoted thing to say - but seems very on brand for Rochelle so I can't say I'm surprised.
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bluevoter24.bsky.social @bluevoter24.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fascism. Who knew? #fascism
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
People who become more conservative as they get older should be ashamed. If life experience hasn't made you more open to change, aware of diversity and supportive of those in need, you have failed at life.

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IT admin. We have a device that can very accurately locate and identify WiFi/Bluetooth devices. We have detected not one, but TWO Bluetooth enabled sex toys in the office this month. Who is bringing these things to work??
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Jonathan Mruczek @jonnymuzzer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is what #bbuk has always been about. Whether you liked them or not, their winning journeys are so important and showed how tolerant and supportive the viewers of this show have always been
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can see Omar and Rochelle playing Matilda's parents in an impressively shit low-budget version of the musical show #bbuk #bbtgc
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The tiny glow of this crapness is that I'm now slightly Emotional at how many people are expressing grossed-outness at the transphobia; there are still people in the world who aren't manky shitlords #bbuk
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mrs leaves for work before me and gets home first. I blocked the loo with a huge dump, but was late for my train so left it for her to find. Blamed it on postie asking to use the toilet. Thanks to my disgusted wife he's now known as "Postman Shat" to the neighbours. Sorry mate.
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The cat with dodgy bowels just farted in my face, and it was still less thunderously toxic than some of the #bbuk squad tonight
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Being Big Brother @beingbigbrother.blog · 04/10/2026
Philip one minute: "HOW DARE TWINKS SPEAK TO PEOPLE ABOUT HER VIEWS" Philip the next minute: "SHE HASN'T PUT HERSELF OUT THERE" #BBUK
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Andrew @andtgk.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
It's truly amazing how one person has exposed 90% of the house as total fucking losers #bbuk
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Kris (but spooky) 🎃 @krismcgee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This has been an incredibly uncomfortable episode to watch. So many housemates showing their true colours. As well as highlighting how much the British education system has failed a fair few of these. #BBUK
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Jonathan Mruczek @jonnymuzzer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BB1 - lesbian nun narrowly avoided winning BB2 - gay man won BB5 - trans woman won BB13 - trans man won BB19 - a man came out on the show then won So many itv series were won/top 2 were lgbtq people This series housemates are taking us back so much #bbuk
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this is far from the point but is Philip aware that HE literally started the conversation about gender with his weird little fridge comment #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope they dress Omar up as a Ye Olde Witchfinder for Halloween week #bbuk
An old etching of a man in 1600s protestant clothes
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Violet 💜 @pastelviolet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So we have a bunch of lgbt phobs here I guess 🙄 She's not trying to cause anything either Philip stfu #bbuk
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Jeff Lang @derpdicler.com · 04/10/2026
Don't worry, Omarcello, none of us would have confused you for an ally #BBUK
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Andy @andyisaparsnip.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The transphobia on display from quite a number of housemates tonight is so incredibly depressing #BBUK
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"She's been in this house LESS than 24 hours, and she's ALREADY shown empathy to a MINORITY?!!! EURGH, CLASSIC behaviour of a TOTAL BITCH!!!" #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine getting pissy about theoretical trans women in a shared bathroom, when (as far as we know), whoever did shit-on-the-floorgate had sod-all to do with the trans community. #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I should be used to the bleak moment it inevitably transpires that people I thought were fun escapism turn out to be weird about trans people; but it still tenses the shit out of me. And is somehow disappointing, even though I should maybe expect it in this climate. #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"You can be classed as a fridge" ...oh sure yeah, that definitely happens. Walked into Argos the other day to get a new fridge, and they wheeled out a teenager who'd had surgery to attach an electronic lead to their armpit and a plastic door to their head - on the NHS, obvs. #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHAT?? A NEW person is trying to make FRIENDS with EXISTING people? Instead of just HIDING under the SINK ALONE???You're RIGHT Philip, THAT is SUSPICIOUS as HELL. #bbuk
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