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@krismcgee.bsky.social
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I’m just here to get drunk and tell you how under appreciated Carly Rae Jepsen is 🏳️‍🌈 📍 Manchester

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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 2h
counterpoint: no
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 15h
Having a terrible day of travel lads, should have just stayed at home.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna need TV shows to coordinate better - gutted to have missed more drama on #BBUK because I was watching #GBBO 😭
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Weighing up if I bake some cookies for me and @alexlduffy.bsky.social because Bake Off’s making us SO hungry.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Biscuits are an “old people thing”? I’m getting straight onto Ofcom to lodge a complaint about that. #GBBO
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only just realised - after doing two introduction sessions with new starters - that I’ve had food stuck in my teeth all afternoon 😭
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always find it fascinating how on a busy train, people will hog the free seats with bags etc and then look really angry when you ask to sit down.
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Matt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @matthewllthomas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think we as a country talk enough about when Banksie, on Drag Race, wrote the lyrics: “Hiya Ru! What ya having for ya tea? Sausage and mash, yeah? Dead sexy!” A cultural reset
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ordered three Halloween outfits so far, although I’m not 100% on any of them 😭
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I genuinely believe that a crisp sandiwich can solve all problems.
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No John @nojohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
talking to men:
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This country should be ASHAMED of itself.
Album chart Carly Rae Jepsen - Day and Night at number 86
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Catching up on #GBBO and every time I see Tom on screen, he reminds me of Dawn from Gavin and Stacey.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t deal with how messy the #BBUK house always looks. These people live like tramps - clothes on the floor, food all over the worktops. I just couldn’t hack it.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our WiFi keeps cutting out multiple times an hour and it’s driving me CRAZY. And Hyperoptic are USELESS.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone keeps trying to connect their headphones to my phone on the train. No, you cannot listen to my tunes, GO AWAY.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The last day of commuting this week, and thank god. I’m so tired my bones hurt and I want to cry.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just realised I’ve had my underwear on backwards all day like a bloody idiot.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way that they all piss themselves laughing about breaking the rules, and get the crappest punishments known to man. Good to know nothing’s changed 🙄 #BBUK
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watched a boomer scan his pass for an automatic door at work, and then grab the door and pull it open anyway before it had chance to barely open.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m so angry that Jedward’s time in the house is over?! #BBUK
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All these couples pairing up after only knowing each other seven days? 🙄🥱 #BBUK
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Alex Duffy @alexlduffy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ann Droid was fabulous, although I'm hoping there's less of the son in the next series.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stayed up til half 3 doing a YouTube music video night, as God intended.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need to stop doing Drag Race predictions because I had fully convinced myself that my girl Tequila was making top 4 😭 #DragRaceUK
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not Bluesky, that much is for certain.
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Alex Duffy @alexlduffy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me and @krismcgee.bsky.social are completing our living dexes on Pokémon, so if anyone has spares of the following it'll be much appreciated! Victini Blacephalon Zacian Zamazenta Regidrago Regieleki Zarude Koraidon Miraidon Raging Bolt Gouging Fire Iron Boulder Iron Crown
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Watching Big Brother for the first time since Launch Night and I don’t recognise anyone.
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Who The Fuck Is This Brian David Gilbert
ALT: Who The Fuck Is This Brian David Gilbert
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My third day in a row of getting up at 6:50 for commuting to work. I am exhausted.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why is it that as soon as I get into bed, I can’t sleep? I’ve been falling asleep on the sofa all evening!
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me watching Desperate Housewives:
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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
WOAAAAAAAH MR VEGAS #bbuk
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Certainly not missed the Mr Vegas adverts… #BBUK
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m off to IKEA today, anyone want owt?
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Futurama: Enjoy Your Affordable Swedish Crap
ALT: Futurama: Enjoy Your Affordable Swedish Crap
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why won’t DJ’s play MY amazing suggestions? 😤
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So jealous that all of my online friends are seeing Hilary Duff tonight!
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ben @benrs.uk · 12/09/2026
gm
line drawing of a person’s head with “i think you're
cool and l'd love to chat and be friends with you” over their head, then a speech bubble coming from them saying “*silently interacts with dozens and dozens of your posts*”
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good morning world! I’ve got a weekend ahead of seeing friends and eating delicious food. Cannae wait.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why do Americans love clam chowder so much?
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 09/09/2026
me when I'm trying to choose a healthy breakfast
A screenshot of Prime Minister's Questions with the subtitle 'Mr Bacon, I don't need advice from you.'
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Always awkward when you walk in on someone taking a selfie in a toilet. My bad man, I just need to wash my hands.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I need to find some new shows that are easy to watch while commuting - suggestions welcome!
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ngl my body has felt like it’s been shutting down over this weekend. Really need to start taking it easier.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Not sure what I’ve done to my leg but the muscles in my calf keep twitching. It’s not painful but it’s just really uncomfortable.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What am I doing with my life?
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh Mary! Is quite possibly the best thing I’ve ever seen on a stage. Jinkx Monsoon was made for this part.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trying to decide how to spend my evening productively while Alex is playing games with friends - instead of just scrolling social media.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Smells like someone has shat themselves in Manchester Piccadilly. What a wonderful treat for my first day back at work.
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Kris @krismcgee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Had a dream that my head had become concave like a kappa and things kept getting stuck in there (including animals) which was very stressful.
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