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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 1h
Pro cyclist here who grew up in abject poverty as an only child. When I started cycling seriously in my teens I needed extra calories mom couldn't afford. I used to go to the local food bank and pretend I had three siblings. They knew and never said a word. They were true saints.
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 1h
THANK YOU FOR HAVING A GUEST WHO CAN PROPERLY EXPLAIN MICROAGRESSIONS #bbtgc #bbuk
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Why is #bbtgc pissing on Rob for waltzing in nipple tassels?! Honestly, nipple-based japes were the LEAST offensive moment of #bbuk tonight
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I thought only Female Characters In Post-Apocalyptic Scenarious Written By Men had time to pluck all their individual leg hairs?? #bbuk
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...ok this is definitely the episode Cabin Fever has OFFICIALLY set in in the #bbuk house
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Was Johanne's "tone and body language" more excitable than any of the millions of other arguments have been? #bbuk
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The subtitles when Rob emerged in the nipple tassels said "NERVOUS LAUGH" and that's such a BEAUTIFUL reading of the tea ❤️ #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 2h
Whenever people say 'disingenuine' instead of 'disingenuous' I want to throw couscous in a local swimming pool #bbuk
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Pink #digestives are SHIT in tea; in my view, if it's shit in tea, it's not worthy of the title "biscuit"
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"Rochelle, what was THAT?" - #bbuk and Everyone In The UK from 9-10pm most nights of the week
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Slightly amused that the people who no longer have to be in bland grey shapeless uniforms are now wearing equally neutral bland clothing #bbuk
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"You can't be crying over a blu-tak horse." - New rule added for #bbuk 2027
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Rob is SO relentlessy (outwardly) cheerful I'm starting to think he's either one of those people who's been some Really Difficult Shit and come out the other side unable to avoid comedy OR he's secretly a serial killer #bbuk
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... Philip accusing someone of pLaYiNg tHe GaMe 👀👀👀👀 #bbuk
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...if Pauline's up for a third week on #bbuk I'm gonna shit on a turkey and send it forth into the communal kitchen
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Phil's fashion inspo today appears to be Klaus Kickenklober from Sing 2 ❤️ #bbuk
Klaus Kickenklober, a character from Sing 2 who is some manner of baboon dressed in a dark blue flat cap and jumper, holding a cigar
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Kris Ball | Making Things Happen @kriswhoacts.bsky.social · 2h
Love that Pauline got out of her grey boiler suit and black shirt... ... to wear grey joggers and a black shirt. #BBUK
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"This is Big Brother. I... wholly regret making this task." #bbuk
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OH GOD THEY HAVE TO DELIBERATE?? This is going to be more chaotic than incompetent business professionals on The Apprentice trying to work out who owes what after a group dinner at Wagamama's #bbuk
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Rhianna's dressed as the corridor to the diary room. Whenever I see the door to the diary toom, I always think from a distance it looks a bit like a wax strip freshly covered in Ed Sheeran's pubes. #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yas "isn't big into fashion"??? I figured she was, she usually seems to be fairly brightly dressed and such?? #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feel like I'm watching the lowest-budget episode of the Chuckle Brothers #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...kind of want to take Johanne's monologue and have it as my alarm clock to give me a (inaccurate but welcome) boost every morning #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like Rochelle on #bbuk is like a floating spirit, a cleanliness-focused Moaning Myrtle, who half the house just exorcised by reinventing that scene from Sister Act
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Companies that don't put a £sign on their menus, instead listing prices as 19.5 etc can have no legal recourse when I pay in tiddlywinks
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Being Big Brother @beingbigbrother.blog · 28/09/2026
"Organic Yogate", surely 👀 #BBUK
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Being Big Brother @beingbigbrother.blog · 28/09/2026
I don't think I realised you could still sit in the garden eye! I've been mourning the loss of "Jenkin's Bench" all this time for nothing! 😯 #BBUK
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Jonathan Mruczek @jonnymuzzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rochelle thinking she’s not well off is the problem with this society Rich people don’t think they’re rich so want more #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The stress of #bbuk tonight had me consuming FAR too many jaffa cakes; a decision I now SINCERELY regret...
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd only written e-mails to family members before joining the workforce in 1998. I signed my first message to my new boss "Luv'n'hugs". He was not a very huggable man.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know the next election is not until 2029, but quite frankly I'll do anything to avoid going to either Parliament or Clacton and doing the actual job I'm paid £98,000 to do.
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I'm going to PROVE I DON'T have a RACIST MICROAGRESSION by... going outside to gather white supporters while I loudly exaggerate a Perceived Wrong by some black women I was eavesdropping on!" Oh right, that's that solved then. #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I don't even know what that means" WE CAN TELL #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH GOD ROCHELLE YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am gonna miss Charlotte's cynical facial expressions and background polite snark moments #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To quote the great Charlie Brooker, "If I redefine a spoon as 'something I shove up my arse', it doesn't stop you enjoying your pudding; well, unless I used YOUR spoon..." #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm afraid the sentence "She's talking about sharing my fucking organic yoghurt" in a terse voice is amusing the shit out of me #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nooooo Charlotte! This is the LEAST interesting time possible to sod off!!! #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That task would've been a thousand times more engaging if there'd been a whole load more whoopie cushions #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I can't believe I'm here with...half the people I don't like???" - Me, at a school reunion. #bbuk
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish they wouldn't tell us what's coming; it feels like spoilers?? #bbuk
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Add your fess: b3ta.com/addfess
My job in the 1990's was to survey sites for cell towers. I was sent to a specific rural location to survey and confirm a huge cell tower could be erected. It was a beautiful location, so I lied and said it was too sandy to be built on and remain stable.

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Being Big Brother @beingbigbrother.blog · 26/09/2026
Even the hosts think we need a post-eviction show… Will said last night: "Those interviews are so short. We had seven minutes with her – that's mad. So I do miss Late & Live." (Not sure anyone was crying out for more time with Chelsey, but I take his point. 👀) #BBUK
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Will Best slams new Big Brother format after 'chaotic' eviction interview
BIG Brother host Will Best has slammed the reality show’s new format after a “chaotic” interview with the evicted housemate during last night’s live show. The presenter&#821…
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't worry Jess, once Reform are in power you will have no employment rights at all, which should make the process of sacking you much simpler and less upsetting. 😁
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair" It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once went to the loo whilst eating a bread and butter butty, absentmindedly used the sandwich to wipe my bum.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Visiting my racist aunt in her sheltered housing, met a geezer in the foyer with a load of Reform leaflets. I pretended to be a Reform man and offered to help deliver them, so he gave me almost 200. I threw them all into a skip
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#bbuk season is my FAVOURITE time of year; for a brief, beautiful time, we all come together to harshly judge and / or fiercely defend a shower of lively strangers, nearly all of whom we'll have mostly forgotten by new year ❤️
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Karl @tuaisceartach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Genuinely enjoying eviction nights back being a proper TV event for the girls and gays. #BBUK
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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Feel like "nothing week" was essentially what "Chaos Week" transpired to be #bbuk
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