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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Philip and Rochelle get all penissy about people "not making an effort", and then if they ARE nice to someone, they lurk like Tesco Value Phantoms of the Opera, grizzling about arse licking. It's like if these two injected GB News into their felt veins #bbuk

Statler and Waldorf, the old grumpy puppets on The Muppet Show who famously sit in the theatre box and slag off the show

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Oh wow, SHOCKING that they'd just have this TERRIFYING documentary available for ANYONE to find??? 😔🥺😬 #bbuk

Screenshot of the BBC iPlayer page for an animated adaptation of Julia Donaldson's popular childrens book "Room on the Broom", about a friendly witch who helps rescue animals, much to the annoyance of her wary cat.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Twinks: Yeah, so, all it REALLY means from my perspective is that, women have an inherent power and spiritual autonomy, that- The #BBUK house:

A puritan man in a modern corner shop points accusingly at the cashier, accusing her of being a witch. A customer behind him looks confused.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Pampas grass always makes me slightly unsettled, because I found out a few years ago it's a Swingers thing - which is fine, but my grandparents always had a HUGE waist-height vase of the stuff, and that's... NOT two facts I would want to cross together. #bbuk

Three models pose in a slightly sexy way behind a row of pampas grass

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I hope when Rob leaves the house, he does so in a HUGE (faux) fur coat; preferably a sparkling, multicolour one ✨ Like this, but with longer fuzz and way more glitter #bbuk

A long fur coat, with stripes in various rainbow colours

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I hope they dress Omar up as a Ye Olde Witchfinder for Halloween week #bbuk

An old etching of a man in 1600s protestant clothes

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It looks like someone's holding up a giant box of Ferrero Rochers behind the presenters on #bbuk

In front of the Big Brother house, a fuzzy image of a crowd, one of whom is holding up a large sign that looks a bit like a box of the popular hazelnut chocolates known as Ferrero Rocher

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Slightly amused to see Ross melodramatically getting to grips with An Ordinary Day As A Woman #celebritytraitors

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Whenever I hear the name G K Barry, my brain always flies to G K Chesterton, despite the fact that he definitely doesn't present anything on ITV because he was the original author of the Father Brown tales. Oh, and he died 90 years ago. #bbuk #bbtgc

A black and white photo of a stern man with tiny pince-nez glasses, a moustache and a serious expression. He is white with bushy hair, a suit, and a cravat.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Phil's fashion inspo today appears to be Klaus Kickenklober from Sing 2 ❤️ #bbuk

Klaus Kickenklober, a character from Sing 2 who is some manner of baboon dressed in a dark blue flat cap and jumper, holding a cigar

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think we can all see where Lynx got his fashion inspo today #bbuk

A cartoon aadvark named Arthur in his custom yellow jumper and blue jeans points at a globe enthusiastically

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

All #Trump 's social media posts are like a magic eye thingy. At first glance it's garbled shite, then you kind of squint a bit and move things round until eventually you kind of vaguely see what it all means? Then ultimately, when you take a step back, it's still frankly a floaty load of bollocks.

A magic eye image; "floating dick in flowers" by Heather Buchanan

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Gosh, the Emerald City's really fallen apart since Elpheba fucked off #bbuk

Assorted Big Brother UK housemates slouch on a sofa. They are dressed as peas.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Tays and Philip plotting in the garden giving a faint vibe of these LEGENDS #bbuk

A cartoon lion in a crown and robe and flipflops admires his reflection in a mirror held up to him by a cartoon snake dressed as Sherlock Holmes. They are Prince John and his evil sidekick from Disney's animated interpretation of Robin Hood.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

FINALLY, a SERIOUS candidate - THIS is the UK politics I WANT to see.

A large line of candidates in elections on a stage (Edinburgh central). Most are standing sensibly with their hands clasped. At one end, a shaggy-haired man takes a selfie, and nearer the other end is someone in a huge white bird costume with a massive beak, although black suit trousers can just be spies underneath.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

On the upside, I AM enjoying the subtitles freestyling #councilelections #politics #uk #results

Candidates stand on a stage together. The subtitles claim that what is being said is "Wales Directory Meal now Tim Hague pimp."

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

"YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FAILED TORIES!" Labour Studio Guest just cried out accusingly at the Reform Studio Guest. He's not wrong, but more than failed Tories, they're Somehow Even More Reprehensible Than The Average Tory. #uk #politics #councilelections #local #2026

A photo of BBC coverage of the local elections. It shows Reform have 74 councillors, lib dems have 10, labour 7, green 5, Tories 4, independents 3. This is at 2am, with 4934 seats still to declare

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Georgina looks a bit like a Tesco Value Sarah Alexander - finally worked out why she looked familiar! #TheApprentice

Sarah Alexander, a famous British actor who is white with long blond hair and a slight smile, poses in front of a red carpet. She wears a black dress and a butterfly necklace.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

WHY WOULD YOU BOOT OUT THE MOST KIND AND INTERESTING PERSON! "What I've done by removing Jessie is-" IS HIGHLIGHTED JUST HOW DULL HALF THE REMAINING PEOPLE ARE?? Damn you, and DAMN your preposterous jumpsuits! 😭 #TheTraitors

Muno from kid's TV show Yo Gabba Hanna jauntily stands at an angle waving. Muno is red, with lumps all over, one white eye, and white teeth poking out.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I always struggle to recall which Generic Bloke is which on #TheTraitors ; I have now managed to whittle down that James is the one who most looks and sounds like elf from Santa Claus: The Movie

Patch the Elf, a white man (actor Dudley Moore in real life) wears a funny green waistcoat over a brown jacket and yellow and green shirt with a jazzy crimson neckerchief. He also has a funny soft green hat on. An evil man in a suit, holding a thick cigar in one hand grins with all his evil teeth showing and one arm round Patch

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Oh it's the last time we're going to see Random Clear Voiced Guy Who Always Has Sensible Words To Say On #BBLL! #bbuk

The Sensible Man from Late and Live who always gets asked questions leans forward behind AJ as she presents the show. He is a white man, with a gingery brown beard and moustache.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

As beautiful as Jenny is, I STILL maintain that RICHARD should be wearing that dress 💔 #bbuk

Richard, the bbuk finalist stands on the exit stage in a purple floral gown

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

"Any advice on how to reach the final of #bbuk? Like... being interesting, or thoughtful, or a humanitarian?" "Nah mate:

An advert for a top which reads, "£6 was £12 Simply Be White"

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

This one audience member reacting to Nancy and Caroline has SURELY earned a seat in the guest chairs, if not a presenting gig for the final??? THIS IS THE LEVEL OF EXPRESSIVE NO-BULLSHIT WE DEMAND! #BBUK #BBLL

An audience member sitting behind Nancy is wearing a satin green blouse, and has shoulder-length blonde hair paired with an incredibly sceptical facial expression

The audience member in the satin green blouse sitting behind Nancy has covered almost their entire face with their hand, in a display of absolute frustrated resignation; the epitome of the expression "face palm", often used to convey bewildered irritation at another person's absurdity.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Shout out to Green Jumper Person, PERFECT audience member, just casually sitting behind the divas nodding silently every so often, paying attention, laughs unobtrusively, not exaggerating the facial expressions. 10/10, proved WORTHY of a front-row seat next time. #bbuk #bbll

Three guests sit in their seats on Big Brother Late and Live. Behind them, in raised seating, are audience members; on the top left of the audience members sits a pale person with short blond hair, in a green jumper, listening intently

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

It's a fierce outfit, but it does also put me in mind of dressing up as a low-budget modernisation of Robin Hood and Maid Marion #bbuk

Nancy from Big Brother has long blond hair and wears a cropped studded loose brown jumper and matching bottoms, with a fitted white shirt underneath

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

If you told me this was the Republican representative for Alaska, who founded Moms For Kids With More Guns, and was seen here presenting her regular segment on Fox News called HOMOSPOTTING WEEKLY, I'd probably just accept it #bbuk

Housemate Caroline from the current series of Big Brother sits in the diary room cross-legged. She wears a pink cowboy hat with a silver bull skull at the centre of its band, and a pair of silky leopard print pyjamas. Her face looks a little tanned. She also sports a silver necklace which says "MONKEY" in block letters

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Bride of Dracula; colourised still, 1925 #bbuk

Will Best, one of the presenters on Late & Live is lurking in a dark room, lit only by blue light. He hold a microphone and wears a knitted v-neck and a coat over his shoulders
On his head, tied under his chin are two round protrusions outlined with lace that resembles a bra. However, the outfit is more likely an homage to housemate Farida, who wears a hair covering at all times that appears to be made of vintage-style cotton and lace in bonnet form, with matching loose-fitting modest nightie to ensure her neck to wrists and ankles are covered.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

A fair chunk of Scotland, every time a Tory is shoe-horned onto a reality TV show and then has the audacity to say sentences aloud: #bbuk

A very tense white actor named Mark from a screenshot of The Celebrity Traitors series 1. Many of his teeth are showing, his eyes are narrowed and a vein is nearly visible on his forehead. The subtitles say "Fuck's sake!" Mark is Scottish, and wears a grey cardigan. He has short grey hair and flared nostrils.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I thought this was Ali G when I first glanced the audience #bbuk #bbll

A white person with a goatee, and glasses, with long ginger hair and a red hat like a Fish and Chip shop person wears. Everything they're wearing is crimson.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

#BBUK Richard to Caroline at all hours of the day:

A screenshot from Love Actually when Kiera Knightley says to Andrew Lincoln "You've stayed rather close, haven't you?" has been doctored so that the face of Richard from Big Brother has replaced Kiera's.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

...Caroline giving a little bit of Grima energy there as she trotted after Spare Cameron, declaring undying loyalty in the Crusade Against Team Fabulous #bbuk

Grima Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings leans indignantly towards his king, whilst trying to manipulate him into making terrible lifestyle choices

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I feel like if George and Sneaky Richard had a child together, it'd look exactly like the vicar from Dad's Army. #bbuk

The vicar from Dad's Army (a white man with glasses and a long face, with a receding strawberry blond hairline) looks haughty and affronted.

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Quite like that Will's dressed as a butch 1920s liquorice allsort tonight 😊 #bbuk

Will, one of the presenters of Big Brother is wearing a boxy brown suit, and a pink shirt, with large shiny black shoes. He appears to be mid-blink

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

THIS diva is serving so many reactions #bbuk appears to have a third presenter??

A diva in sparkly jeans and an animal print top stands at a slanted angle, entwining their fingers and pouting with raised eyebrows in reaction to the main presenters of Big Brother Late & Live

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Feel like this MIGHT be a... helpful summary for the current #bbuk classroom cohort...

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

George seems surprisingly non-feminist for such a clearly devout member of the WW2 Women's Land Army #bbuk

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