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spuffyduds

@spuffyduds.bsky.social
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Writing as Kellum Jeffries for romance and Kelly Dalton for horror. She/her, cis, bi. Fuck terfs. Writer, librarian, knitter, beginning weightlifter. Will watch anything with spaceships and/or vampires. So much fanfic on AO3. Heck yeah RVA.

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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A block of loopy, swashy hand drawn lettering. Colored in an orange to purple gradient with a deep black 3D effect and some grungy decay and color filtering added. It reads, of course, ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 15h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 16h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 4h
The Don't Let Them Theory: Hey Knock That Off You Little Shit
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 9h
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Peter Cashwell @petercashwell.bsky.social · 8h
PT Bridgeport is our man!
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Samantha Rich @srich-writer.bsky.social · 19h
The NHL season starts today! Celebrate by reading Sticks, Pucks--And Murder, a cozy mystery set in pro hockey with a female lead and a cast of at least ten hockey Types! books2read.com/u/meWWl9 #hockey #indiereads #mystery #cozymystery #booksky
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
Sticks, Pucks—And Murder by Samantha Rich
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 17h
Hey @likeadeuce.bsky.social
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 19h
115 pounds on the leg press! #exercise
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2025
all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reposting this again because it was REALLY good
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration done in a black and white woodcut style similar to Totentanz images by Holbein and others. A skeleton wearing a jester-type cowl with two floppy horns with bells on the ends, and another garment around his shoulders and boots all decorated with bells. He his high stepping and playing some kind of flute. Black lines radiate out from behind him and a banner wraps around at his hips with the words ‘maybe it will happen today’ on it.
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is SIXTY-ONE DEGREES out and we are going to the FARMERS MARKET so it is TIME FOR OVERALLS
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Deep cut
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration/homage to the great Tony Millionaire character Drinky Crow. A blue-black cartoon bird with a yellow beak and large X-ed out eyes. He has a brown jug in his beak and is chugging away, dook dook dook… Scratchy messy lettering around him reads ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Took my birthday off work, slept late and am now chilling in a cozy cafe with treats, my knitting and the new Alice Hoffman
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Altho I have been to the Poe Museum before I have somehow never been to their Unhappy Hour. Pete surprised me with a birthday eve outing tonight, and we wandered the museum and drank a little and ate tiny cupcakes and watched some burlesque, and Vexine played and it was great! #rva
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration in a black and white graphite style. An anthropomorphic hot dog with mustard wearing a straw boater, gloves, big wingtip shoes, and carrying a cane is doing an outrageous strut. The background is piled with the phrase ’ maybe it will happen today’.
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not anymore said knife horse @inlovewithnight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is nice
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Being a Little Bad at My Sport Made Me the Happiest I'd Ever Been
We're often taught that the key to success is to get really good at one thing. But I did that and couldn't have been more miserable. As someone who once excelled at a niche sport, I'm now happiest whe...
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh COOL
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
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(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Y'all I am just LIVING in the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social record the last couple weeks. Near as I can tell the songs are mostly about being young and gloriously stupid and in a band, or being older and a smidge less stupid and contemplating mortality, but somehow in a COZY way? I love it a lot
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@omphale23.bsky.social found the "Man, FUCK This Corn" shot of Robert Pattinson! Photo credit to Bruce Weber.
Robert Pattinson, hair tousled, sitting at an outdoor waterside table, wearing a cream-colored fisherman's sweater. He is also wearing a bib with a lobster printed on it, and holding aloft a half-eaten ear of corn. He HATES the corn.
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well they probably shouldn't have put the office in a replica of Little Death (Seriously though I know this is bad news)
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Out of left field here but does anyone remember a Robert Pattinson photoshoot where he was just glaring at a cob of corn? Like just clearly HATED that cob in particular?
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A digital illustration based on a photo of Lori Winston, the June 1964 Playboy Playmate of the Month. The drawing is rendered in heavy pencil outlines and flat planes of color with colored pencil hatching. Lori is shown reclining by the low steps of a swimming pool, leaning back propped up with her arms behind her. One leg is bent and the other fully extended out for the leg enjoyers. She's turning her head toward the camera with a coquetteish tilt and smile. Her auburn hair is gathered up on her head in a distinctly 1960s way. She is wearing a white t-shirt that covers her down to the top of her thighs and no evidence of any other articles altho you could show this to your grandma and she wouldn't blink. Very chaste. In the bottom right corner under one of Ms. Winston's hands is some orange marker-style script lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My eternal frustration with Wonder Woman is that it could be much more credible with only a few small changes. For example, if you give the plane a second set of wings, it's a lot more believable, due to bi invisibility.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A digital illustration based on a scene from the German Expressionist silent film Metropolis (1927). What we see is a robot woman seated in a chair, colored in gradated maroon shades. She's a shiny brass color in a sculptural art deco style staring implacably or incomprehendingly outward. Two sockets on either side of her head and many such other sockets on the chair have wires leading away out of frame. The background, colored in shades of blue is divided into radial sections with lightning bolt edges. (All these colors are purely notional as the source material is all black and white.)Around the chair and the robot are four sets of equally-spaced concentric triple rings or some sort of energy or electricity. Riding the top edges of these rings is jaggedy, electric lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Peter Cashwell @petercashwell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Hey, all we do is call balls and strikes and secretly accept money from teams that are playing in the games we officiate." --Shoeless John Roberts
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finally got around to watching Longlegs and I dunno, am of several minds about it? Villain was creepy-great, loved the ominously spare sound design & all the bleak, damp looking neighborhoods. But--I get that the lead was repressing trauma but did she have to be THAT flat? That got WEARISOME.
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Peter Cashwell @petercashwell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was going to reply, "Not again," but then I remembered that was the begonia.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

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AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration of Tina Belcher from Bob’s Burgers wearing her homemade Topsy the Elephant costume. Bubble letters over her head read ‘Maybe it will happen today’. Everything is kind of funky looking because I put a heavy chromatic aberration filter on it.
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Peter Cashwell @petercashwell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, this isn't transactional. If you're eating a french fry and you're attacked by wild dogs, offering them your french fry isn't going to keep you safe.
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Sean Sublette @subletteweather.com · 20/09/2026
I'll just leave this here, Virginia.
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well that was a CLEAVAGE-Y episode of #startrekstrangenewworlds my goodness
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration in black, pale red, and off white. A caucasian man with a black goatee and very round afro, wearing a black robe of some sort, is snarling and striking a dramatic pose with kung fu hands. He is surrounded by a jagged red burst shape. In space to the right of his head inside the burst is some fancy script reading 'Maybe'. And at the bottom of the frame in black on white in an angular blocky face is the words 'IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY'
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ooh I like this
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Are y'all aware that if you sign up for Nothing Bundt Cakes' reward program you get a free bundlet for your birthday?
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Melanor Rigby @rigbymel76.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's time to VOTE Virginia. Let's do this and make the midterms too big to rig. Look up your polling place here: www.elections.virginia.gov/casting-a-ba...
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Search for your polling place in Virginia, and find out what's on the ballot for the next upcoming election.
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shit happening in this book is indeed fucked up. Hoo boy.
A yellowish paperback cover. The author is Julia Cunningham and the title, DORP DEAD, has just been chalked on a door by a tween boy who is turning to face the reader.
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spuffyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Like all Rose's stuff, this was LOVELY
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