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spookyduds

@spuffyduds.bsky.social
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Writing as Kellum Jeffries for romance and Kelly Dalton for horror. She/her, cis, bi. Fuck terfs. Writer, librarian, knitter, beginning weightlifter. Will watch anything with spaceships and/or vampires. So much fanfic on AO3. Heck yeah RVA.

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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 7h
Eeeeeeeek
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 11h
It was 66F in the house this morning with no HVAC on 😍
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Omigosh it's so good My son lost his shit at the court-appointed beaver defense attorney
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yesterday on my bus ride home a guy got on the bus with a gun in his hand and started yelling! Nobody got hurt but it was! Not! Great!
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As spooky season proceeds, a reminder that I have a free very short horror story here: www.metastellar.com/fiction/flas... and a 99-cent tiny book of poems, some creepsifying, here: a.co/d/07WPkDby
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Persephone Lied: Poems - Kindle edition by Dalton, Kelly. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
Persephone Lied: Poems - Kindle edition by Dalton, Kelly. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while rea...
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Digital illustration done in a rough ink style and shades of red. It’s Tim Curry as the big devil man from Legend. He’s all red wearing raggy black garment that still shows off all of his chest. He has a pair of absolutely massive bull-like horns on his head which is thrown back laughing and fists on hips, simply delighted as he contemplates the red lettering next to him which reads ‘Maine it will happen today’.
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heck yeah
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ask not for whom the liberty bibberties
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
an inclusive company that makes sure the victorian child ghost in your attic isn’t overlooked this holiday season
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Omg!
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh DAMN
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dare you to make your username "no one adapts the child orgy" for the remainder of spooky season 😛
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh damn. Savage Henry was so fun.
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooh yeah, that shit is TRIPPY
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Misha @mercurialgirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GLORY HALLELUJAH
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
A somewhat janky digital rendering of the 60s version of the USS Enterprise rendered in greenish grays with orange highlights on the front of the nacelles and the deflector dish. There is a burst of whooshing rays behind it but the background is the default natural paper color I’ve been using and not space black. Reddish-orange text around the ship set in a Star Trek TOS font reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What's so fiiiiiiiine about art?
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1) this is extremely bisexual 2) why is it too late to nominate for Yuletide 3) I actually burst out laughing at the bit with the hat
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh geez that sucks, I'm sorry
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... That says TOMATOES or ZUCCHINI or whatever. BUT in October...
A cute display of decorative gourds (motherfucker) and autumnal flowers on a stack of hay bales. Above it is a sign that says JIM IS NOW PICKING. Hung below that sign is one that says HIS NEXT VICTIMS. VICTIMS is in dripping blood font. I love it very much.
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Travelled over the weekend to the very rural VA place we lived for twenty years, and got to see one of my favorite things. There's a sort of permanent farmstand/florist and they keep a sign out front that says "Jim is now picking" and then hang another sign under it depending on the season...
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
A digital illustration in a graphite style of my fluffy gray cat, Bear, with a sort of blank expression on his face. Behind the graphite drawing is a varied gradient of colors in his fur, grays, blues, purples, yellows, pink in the ears and yellow eyes. Across his impressive fluffy mane are hand lettered words in a block serif style reading 'Maybe It will happen today'
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would extremely read a blog post on this process
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I presume this was just me tapping in the wrong place, but a couple years ago we were driving to the in-laws' for the holidays listening to a lovely Christmas playlist I had made and suddenly got served "Orange Ball of Hate." 😂
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Did you ever think maybe the worst are full of passionate intensity because they DRAIN the life & conviction out of the rest of us like the psychic vampiric equivalent of a goddam parasitic infestation, WILLIAM? You ever have an ecstatic vision to warn people about THAT, YATESY? Didn't think so 😒
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is my version of the Tom Holland "Umbrella" video--I have to repost it every time I see it here.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
A digital simulation of letter pressed wood type. An ornate border surrounding various typefaces spelling out ‘Maybe it will happen today’ including sun and moon designs and two beer bottles.
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JESUS
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What in the chicken-fried hell
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An illustration done mostly with digital colored pencils. Ok, so we have a wooden coffin in the classic top-heavy hexagon shape. The coffin is propped up at an angle on nothing against a background of gray-blue paint splatters as a spooky sheet ghost rises out of it. Although it’s not a real sheet as it’s translucent and there’s nothing inside of it except a gape-mouthed green skull in the approximate head position within the sheet. The ghost is wearing a big. floppy, black witch’s hat and there’s a little brown bat hanging down from the wide brim. The ghost’s arms are extended holding a jack o’ lantern with a one-toothed frowny face carved into it. Popping out of the jack o’ lantern is a a black cat with green eyes balancing the cap of the pumpkin on his head. And on the stem of the pumpkin cap is a very serious-looking brown speckled owl. A series of spooky speech balloons is chained together around all this , each balloon containing one word and associating back tot he spooks and creatures named in the reverse order listed. The lettering in the balloons is red and drippy and reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NICE
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah I read up on him already, sigh. BUT I remain attached to the Cat Captain version in my head 😁
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Transcribing some old letters and apparently during the Revolutionary War there was a ship led by CAPTAIN PICKLES I LOVE THIS, IT IS A NAME YOU WOULD GIVE YOUR CAT
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh I loved that one!
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.
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leupagus @leupagus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BOOOOOO
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ha you are a better planner than I
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And the thing is he was not in costume, no robes or wand; he was wearing a tank top and shorts. Just rocking his camo witch hat on a Wednesday. I salute you, fella of unknown rank in the Witch Army!
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I was walking to the bus stop after work I passed a young guy-I-think who was wearing a camouflage-fabric witch hat. And not like a thrown-together printed fleece thing, it was heavy canvas camo with a stiff brim and a nice band. Like, you would be proud to wear this in the Witch Army.
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What about thawing? I think that is our main use!
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seconding Teeth.. TEETH TEETH waiting for a third TEETH
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A block of loopy, swashy hand drawn lettering. Colored in an orange to purple gradient with a deep black 3D effect and some grungy decay and color filtering added. It reads, of course, ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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spookyduds @spuffyduds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He should definitely take a lot of flights, and reserve his energy for the events by not moving around at all on the plane
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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