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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 5h

*gesturing towards all men in the most tired person in the world voice* cmon!

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 8h

I would absolutely sleep and/or relax to a catalog of NPR ephemera

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 9h

I don't think the Failson Ellison is going to do uncut culture war bait, I think it's going to be more like putting Sydney Sweeney in a Jem and the Holograms movie to have "the next Barbie (2023)" and then raising his non eyebrows in surprise when that makes 34 dollars.

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 9h

(dad in the sense of middle aged, knows how to work a grill, has strong feelings about art and culture from like 20-30 years ago, wears sensible pants. gender and actual posession of children agnostic)

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 9h

best practices are "I know a guy" so if you have any dad-adjacent people in your life who are locals they likely know a guy. past that this is thumbtack stuff, but your mileage may vary.

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 9h

attn: MN food and beverage pros. If anyone is interested in a high quality pro espresso machine I have one that's available for a steal. 2 group multi boiler. DM for details.

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 10h

john I have been constantly wondering this. thank you for being the one brave enough to ask the big questions we've all been pondering

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 12h

saw a werewolf drinking a mangoneda at hola arepa his bike was perfect

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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

any of my PHIZ bros wanna trade 128k Spank Rock mp3s or at least hit me up with the blogspot link

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

did hip hop peak with "what's your dick like homie, what are you into?" probably not but it's still an amazing line

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

watching this movie has unfortunately caused me to have a wave of nostalgia for the turn of the century "rap over house beats" era, mostly populated by people who spent the next 20 years losing their goddamn minds www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv...

youtube.com

AZEALIA BANKS - 212 FT. LAZY JAY

YouTube video by Azealia Banks

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

STEPHEN MATURIN: the Acheron has us outgunned and is faster, how can we hope to catch and capture her? JACK AUBREY: We have one advantage over the French…

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s horror movie night at movie trivia and I have the day off so naturally I’m spending my afternoon watching The Bling Ring

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A Brewers / Rangers series, being a conflict between law enforcement and labor, is called a “strikebreaker series”

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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

reminder that "pasta carbonara" was invented in 1999 to celebrate the André 3000 verses in OutKast's "Aquemini," it has no connection to Italy or Italians

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Min Hyoung Song @minsong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is amazing satire at a time when satire is becoming nearly impossible.

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

notable repeats in late 70s - 80s sax history: Tom Scott - Heart Hotels & Danger Zone Ernie Watts - I Just Wanna Stop & Arthur's Theme Eddie M - Forever Your Girl & You Got It All Tim Capello - We Don't Need Another Hero & that one scene from The Lost Boys

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

doing normal things with a spreadsheet today

a spreadheet with headers:
Title Artist Year of Release Saxophonist Permanent Band Member? Comments
and the following text:

Baker Street Gerry Rafferty 1978 Raphael Ravenscroft
Rio Duran Duran 1982 Andy Hamilton Shares a name with a jazz saxophonist
Careless Whisper George Michael 1984 Steve Gregory
Never Tear Us Apart INXS 1988 Kirk Pengilly TRUE
Smooth Operator Sade 1984 Stuart Matthewman TRUE
Who Can It Be Now Men At Work 1981 Greg Ham TRUE
Heart of Rock & Roll Huey Lewis & The News 1984 Johnny Colla TRUE
It’s Still Rock & Roll to Me Billy Joel 1980 Richie Cannata
Maneater Daryl Hal & John Oates 1982 Charles DeChant aka “Mr Casual”

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

heads up I now have enough comment karma to post in r slash democrats if this opportunity ever comes up again

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I put loss into the south korean flag and posted it to the vexillology shitposting subreddit and no one got it

the south korean flag but the breaks in the trigrams are loss

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

for clarity's sake from now on I will be referring to Georgia (capital Atlanta) as "West Georgia" and Georgia (capital Tblisi) as "East Georgia"

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it also falls into the lie that these people are some magical mid point between hard line leftists and right wing chuds. independents and nonvoters are all people who believe that there should be single payer healthcare, we should deport all the haitians (but not mexicans) and elon musk is a hero

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iamatruegem.bsky.social @iamatruegem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The entire time watching Verity I thought…. That’s Josh HOTnett right there.

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Having seen The Faculty and Verity in the same week I gotta say I appreciate Josh Hartnett’s DILF glow up

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Amy McCarthy @aemccarthy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

icymi: I went long on the ~mysteriously~ murky Tabasco origin story

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Stella I nearly snitch tagged you in the comments when I saw this

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He didn’t have a mustache in 2004 or whatever when he was being interviewed twice a month in Spin Magazine. He did however have an armband and a, uhhhh, holster?

Carlos D from Interpol in a tight red Oxford shirt, black tie, black trousers, black Fender J Bass, a black armband and a pistol holster without a pistol. His haircut, completion, and overall demeanor is giving MC from Cabaret plus Richard Spencer circa 2016 vibes.

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I am always saying that Interpol’s Carlos D has a fascinatingly huge ratio of press coverage to musical contribution ratio and I desperately want to know why.

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me to my date when we’re watching Point Break (1991) and Bodhi comes on the screen

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Kevin Donoghue @donoghuek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Anakin-Padme meme, with Padme assuming Irish will be required

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