sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yes I’m out of shape and aging in a way I don’t think is particularly great but my worst trait is still my personality ❤️ 100
Reposted by sprfshnMonstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“COME WITH ME TO RAISE TWENTY SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR LGBTQ ENTREPRENEURS” i scream as i fall from a tall cliff and hurtle toward the jagged rocks below 0101
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Claude this ChatGPT that - who is gonna protect me from recurring anal fissures? 120
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hunter Biden wanting cock and hole - I know he’s just like all of us fr 040
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Gay as in wanting to smell your shorts after a workout NOT gay as in happy, thanks. 2140
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hot guy in a Nextdoor studios shirt in Moynihan!? I’m a caboose sir 120
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Having kids is such a mind fuck. I’m out here fighting for my life for str8 people to not hate me so my kids can have fun memories with their friends 130
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Is this a safe space to say that gianmarco does not have a butt 120
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Whenever I open this app it’s just photos of peoples dicks and not @pschlarm.bsky.social 130
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Saw @willraisesfunds.bsky.social on a city bike this morning 130
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Explaining z list twunk instagram drama to @pschlarm.bsky.social 010
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Never forget that gay who got canceled for what he did with that didgeridoo 130
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026They should make a gay version of Yesteryear that is about a Brandt’s Boy 100
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026If someone gets mad at me for using AI to design pta fliers I will personally chop their head off with an axe 110
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This isn’t about @jamesholod.bsky.social but it’s not not about him either 020
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026It is now time for the gay Kennedy twink to bleach his hair and post hog on main 030
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The most important step on the last day of any vacation is to plan your next one 120
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Nothing says Memorial Day like a brandts boys flash sale 010
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I said “it’s bush summer” in straight people’s lush backyard yesterday surrounded by straight people and no one laughed 090
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Me when asked what I wanted to be when I grow up when I was 7 040
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I don’t know whether a film flops so I’ll just saw I enjoyed the flopping in Shame although it was not a great movie 000
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Gay people on this app don’t know they need to be mean to @davidmruns.bsky.social for his psychological warfare on Wednesday mornings. 010
Reposted by sprfshnjames holod kennedy @jamesholod.bsky.social · 13/05/2026my summer 2026 goal is to become yassified to maintain anonymity 3421
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Did I make up that there was a fall/autumn girl x plane crash twin towers meme? I need it 120
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026What horrors will @davidmruns.bsky.social subject us to tomorrow morning 110
Reposted by sprfshncreature feature @featuringcreature.bsky.social · 28/04/2026eating Cane's with my tits out not intentionally, just bc i sat down incorrectly in a strapless dress 91106
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Ladies if your man is an avid sauna goer I hate to tell you but he’s thought about sucking his buddies’ dicks 140
Reposted by sprfshnJoseph P-M @josephpmathews.bsky.social · 25/04/2026"There are so many new words for eating disorders!" — Deborah Vance #hacks 021
Reposted by sprfshnDisgraced Twink @disgracedtwink.bsky.social · 23/04/2026"Hal... it's about cats" is one of the greatest line readings of all time btw 081
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Is anyone thinking about @pschlarm.bsky.social right now? 100
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Does anyone else wake up in the middle of the night and worry that you can’t remember if you’re supposed to pay for the tank of gas for a rental or do it yourself when you bring it back? 100
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Hacks was like - what if we made the greatest show of all time - and then they did 090
