sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yes I’m out of shape and aging in a way I don’t think is particularly great but my worst trait is still my personality ❤️ 100
Reposted by sprfshnMonstro Elisabethshu @pschlarm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“COME WITH ME TO RAISE TWENTY SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR LGBTQ ENTREPRENEURS” i scream as i fall from a tall cliff and hurtle toward the jagged rocks below 0101
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Claude this ChatGPT that - who is gonna protect me from recurring anal fissures? 120
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hunter Biden wanting cock and hole - I know he’s just like all of us fr 040
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Gay as in wanting to smell your shorts after a workout NOT gay as in happy, thanks. 2140
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hot guy in a Nextdoor studios shirt in Moynihan!? I’m a caboose sir 120
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Having kids is such a mind fuck. I’m out here fighting for my life for str8 people to not hate me so my kids can have fun memories with their friends 130
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Is this a safe space to say that gianmarco does not have a butt 120
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Whenever I open this app it’s just photos of peoples dicks and not @pschlarm.bsky.social 130
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Saw @willraisesfunds.bsky.social on a city bike this morning 130
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Explaining z list twunk instagram drama to @pschlarm.bsky.social 010
sprfshn @sprfshn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Never forget that gay who got canceled for what he did with that didgeridoo 130
