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@sprawl.bsky.social
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the man also known as sissyboiqt and pumpermikefan. Avid 🔻 enjoyer

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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
he’s dreaming of the day iSSrael is completely and utterly destroyed
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
it is friday night bro I am not listening to this shit 😂✌️
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
every single woman should buy a gun and i'm talking to you reading this
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Big fan of making insane sandwiches with leftovers, had this beast last night. Teriyaki grilled chicken, caramelized onions and red peppers, roasted mini potatoes and cole slaw on a fresh toasted poppyseed roll :0)
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
while many of you are likely yelling go patriots or go rams im yelling go iran
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Samus But a Final Girl @samusbutagirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sloptuber thumbnail of David Tennant. On his right, big bold letters say “HE’S GAY NOW.” On his left is a speech bubble of Doctor Who saying “I love dudes” and a 44% score from Rotten Tomatoes
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
a wise man once said “measure twice, cut three times”
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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Islamic Republic of Japan isn't real, the Islamic Republic of Japan can't hu- oh
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
instagram constantly peddling the most random insane drugs to me it’s actually hilarious
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
twitter baboons doing GITS discourse are gonna drive me insane. Both the movie and new show are sick. Simple as you gormless bitch
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
crazy how well some good pasta salad and bullshit fruity summer wine drink go together
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bethesda games are the most unintentionally funny forms of media ever created right? They gotta be
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
for every good take unc has there’s like 100x more embarrassingly stupid ones lmao
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
just found out there’s a few Dave’s Hot Chicken spots near me and Canes is coming at some point in the near future
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
damn RIP Bonnie Tyler. I’m sad
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Got CTE from playing Peek-a-... X.com
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19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, "the ripper" is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give "Jack" credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly
19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
couldn’t b me
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
children follow me around and whip the pennies that fall out of my pockets at my head and it really hurts
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I hate when a local small business has a catchy jingle. Screw you Dan Dan The Gutter Man
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#NewProfilePic
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 09/07/2026
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my quote tweet of Mike Tracey's that links to a long blog post that's just Graham Platner apologia. my quote tweet reads: "hey Mike, it's Nat. don't know if you remember this - you mightve blacked out - out at a party in college in [approximately] 2010, you pinned me against a counter and tried to make out with me. I don't hold it against you, but it might make you an unreliable narrator on this particular subject."
Richard Hanania, noted white supremacist, Transphobe, and freak, replies to my tweet with: "What makes you qualified to speak on these things? I specifically remember a "Mr Pussy' touching me in a gas station parking lot back in 2004. So maybe sit this one out." see my reply in the next image my reply to Richard Hanania's reply to my callout post. it reads: "thanks for recognizing my joke name on an account that mostly posts ioke tweets (the one vou're replving to is real, however) anyway what makes you qualified to speak on things that happen to you at gas stations?" and I attached a screenshot of a tweet from him from 2024 that reads, "Spent like 40 seconds huffing gas this morning after filling up the car. Why is this sc pleasurable? And why aren't we making products that captures this feeling?"
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I said one (1) factual thing about Zogran Goydani like a month after he was elected to my 75 year old rightoid dad and he hasn’t stopped calling me “Comrade” since. Genuinely one of the funniest people alive
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this is so evil in so many ways. And yes, one of the founders is israeli, Mattan Griffel. As if the Sacklers weren’t enough
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
if you wanna observe treatlers on full display just go inside any fast food joint between 11:30am-1:30pm
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this is one of the worst things i’ve read in recent memory so now you gotta too
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this is like a 0.1/10 on the “we can’t/shouldn’t let our government get away with this” scale. Pointless thing to even say, our government gets away with everything always
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spooky glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
a popular topic of discussion amongst my friends is how much of a monster I've become
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
buddy has no idea how hard he makes it for me to leave in the morning sometimes. He looked like such a handsome wise old man soaking up the sun but of course pulled a -_- at the last second
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fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Im so hungry i could have sex with 100 horses
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it may be well into #PizzaGrillingSeason but the rainy weather forced me at gunpoint to bake these instead. Just a basic pepperoni and onions/peppers but it goes without saying they were extremely buff
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
something that baffles me constantly is why so many people, fully grown adults, are unable to admit when they’re wrong about something. Doesn’t even matter how wrong, how much proof and irrefutable evidence that shows they’re wrong. Usually boomers, of course
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
easily my favorite art account I follow on any social media
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
can someone explain to me in dumb guy terms why they were able to add DMs and now groupchats here but you still can’t send pictures or gifs or videos in them
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/07/2026
centrists love to be like “rapists are just as bad as a muslim”
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
before fireworks/eating too much food vs during fireworks/food times over 😭😭
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They're waiting for Mitch McConnell to recite the Shahada before declaring him fully dead.
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
PASSENGERS A REDBONE HER WEAVE LOOK LIKE SOME CURLY FRIES
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
war criminal blackwater freak who most likely cheated on his wife also most likely raped somebody. I am so amazed. Wow
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I had the biggest crush on her as a kid. What a voice she has
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
watching gay porn on my pip boy while the wife grills up some mole rat
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/07/2026
This is Mira. She's a Podenco Xarnego Valenciano. We're not even making that up. Very pretty and very rare. 14/10 would be an honor to pet (FB: Matilda Lindström)
a beautiful red and white dog is lying in some grass with her tall triangular ears up. she’s smiling with her mouth slightly open, and she has golden eyes on her mostly white face. her fur around her ears and neck suggests she has a little bit of fluff to her, but most of her body is out of frame.Mira is still laying in the grass with some bright pink flowers blooming in the background. she’s looking off to the left side of the frame and squinting slightly into the sunlight as she sticks out a teensy blep of tongue. her legs are very spindly, and her back leg shows a stripe of white fur down the front while the rest is coppery red that extends to her pantaloon fluff.a goofy grin from Mira, with her eyes squinting closed and a wide smile on her face. her collar is mostly obscured by fluff that swirls in white and red. her front right paw that’s visible is like a white ankle sock of fur at the end of her skinny red leg.
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
max got spooked enough to run into my room to hide/lay down (normal for today) but he immediately started ripping ass and has at least 3 more times in the last hour. Each one sticks around forever too smh
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
like cmon man 😭😭
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
one of the first pictures I have of max. July 21st 2020, man time really flies
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