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@sprawl.bsky.social
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the man also known as sissyboiqt and pumpermikefan. Avid 🔻 enjoyer

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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
he’s dreaming of the day iSSrael is completely and utterly destroyed
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
it is friday night bro I am not listening to this shit 😂✌️
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Big fan of making insane sandwiches with leftovers, had this beast last night. Teriyaki grilled chicken, caramelized onions and red peppers, roasted mini potatoes and cole slaw on a fresh toasted poppyseed roll :0)
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
instagram constantly peddling the most random insane drugs to me it’s actually hilarious
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
for every good take unc has there’s like 100x more embarrassingly stupid ones lmao
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
just found out there’s a few Dave’s Hot Chicken spots near me and Canes is coming at some point in the near future
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
one of my favorite streamers has this one he drew as his twitch profile pic/an emote heheheh
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
couldn’t b me
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#NewProfilePic
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this is so evil in so many ways. And yes, one of the founders is israeli, Mattan Griffel. As if the Sacklers weren’t enough
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this is one of the worst things i’ve read in recent memory so now you gotta too
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
stinky butthole fingers
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
buddy has no idea how hard he makes it for me to leave in the morning sometimes. He looked like such a handsome wise old man soaking up the sun but of course pulled a -_- at the last second
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it may be well into #PizzaGrillingSeason but the rainy weather forced me at gunpoint to bake these instead. Just a basic pepperoni and onions/peppers but it goes without saying they were extremely buff
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’d actually make a pretty cute girl ngl but im as dude as dudes come
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
before fireworks/eating too much food vs during fireworks/food times over 😭😭
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
its impossible for me to get indian food without both
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
max got spooked enough to run into my room to hide/lay down (normal for today) but he immediately started ripping ass and has at least 3 more times in the last hour. Each one sticks around forever too smh
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
like cmon man 😭😭
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
one of the first pictures I have of max. July 21st 2020, man time really flies
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
😏😏
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
my dad is one of the funniest guys alive I swear. He’s 75 living like a 28 year old bachelor playboy. This is only like a 3/10 on the “my dad being funny” scale but nonetheless randomly sending me this after I just told him I have a bad migraine 5 seconds prior is hilarious to me
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
my guy. My lil fella. The creature i’ve almost shot my one group of white trash inbred 20iq neighbors who are the only ones who set off nuclear explosion tier fireworks half a block up in the middle of the intersection randomly every july 3rd, 4th and 5th
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
fuck the 4th of july and israel. God Bless Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran and all of the many other groups of the Resistance
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
got a week long suspension for saying this about bryan mast lol. My last week long suspension was for qrting nancy mace. Cowards
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
best mexican food i’ve had around here by miles. They brought out chips, salsa, beans AND queso 9 seconds after we were seated. Got a sangria margarita, birria tacos with rice, frijoles charros and the hottest green salsa i’ve encountered. Unreal meal + leftovers heheheh
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
extremely gas
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
because the crop is bad:
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
got a 4 day ban from here because of the statement Inhighlighted in the email from bluesky below. The 3 screenshots after are from my appeal email, which of course I never heard back about. Further proof bluesky views Palestinians as lesser beings than iSSraelis and zionazis
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
don’t fuck wit me
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hey alright very cool…
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
realized how much normies pay for AI and just how much they use it without a second thought. 80% of the goyim are slaves and they don’t even realize it
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
america hasn’t been in a justifiable war since ww2. My grandpa landed on Omaha beach in the 2nd wave. He left me picture negatives from his time in france, along with this french peashooter and his Colt 1911 service pistol, 8/10 condition. That said, thank God for IEDs 🤣🍻😭
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Most Intelligent StopAntisemitism Enjoyer
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
only if I have copious amounts of all 3 in my system
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I got two bones, one for the bitches and one for the dough
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
😏😏
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
idc if this seems “performative” i’ll take every single chance I get to tell iSSraeli demons to suck my dick from the back
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sprawl @sprawl.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Uhhh…yes dear?
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