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@spndlst.bsky.social
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My cuck chair is a yoga ball
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My strongest conviction is that egg sandwiches should always be 4 dollars
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Worms in apples. Don’t see much about that these days.
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Cinnamon? You’re talking to a certified cardamom boy
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
One good thing about our modern times is that words like “device,” “doohickey,” and “contraption” are back in the lexicon
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i gotta figure even if all this was what you wanted ideologically you’re probably still like ah christ is that fucking kid rock again
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026
Nation Enthralled By Adult Man With Huge Juicy Ass theonion.com/nation-enthralled-by-a…
Nation Enthralled By Adult Man With Huge Juicy Ass
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Heinous peinous
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
[in shower] “time to clean the traps,” i announce as i start scrubbing my underwear area
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
this is exactly why the whole "CEO of america" nonsense is DOA. this is what CEOs do. hey lets spend billions on the metaverse. whoops okay whatever. we dont need guys taking a flier on horseshit in the hopes of juicing the stocks. we need fuckin Statecraft. different shit
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
US English: I'm in the bathroom UK English: I am at toilet
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Maybe some of us like it when our leaders are completely unprincipled? Have you thought about that?
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
FROG and TOAD knuckle tats
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
We’re speed running the 70s right now, but take heart, for it will end with us getting our woke Reagan
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Starting to worry that we might be the ones fucking around and finding out
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Have we considered that Ben Shapiros eyebrow situation is just letting them grow out? It’s his version of going full bush?
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Going papi mode this weekend
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Barron give him your blood. For America.
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Time for hegseth to fulfill his destiny as America’s hermann gorring
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Hard to believe it’s only been 25 years and we’ve already built up enough 9/11 points to get another one
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Happy new mitski day to all my fellow sad girls
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I love my smooth brain, and yours
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
So how soon until one of the looksmaxxers murders another one?
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Been over salting my food lately. Gotta make something perfectly seasoned to redeem myself soon.
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Interracial lesbian couple in the bathroom fixtures ad woke is so back
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I will be doing my summer grilling on The Contraption™️
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Getting the urge to spend a straight up irresponsible amount of money on records
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Roasted a bunch of beets over the weekend, so I get to have a little health scare every time I go to the bathroom this week
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Watching an episode of bill nye with my 5th graders, and they are not appreciating the sick drum and bass in the interstitials
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
In the land of the circ’ed, the uncut man is king
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 04/02/2026
diarrheo (diarrhea for boys)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/02/2026
"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
New cozy sleeping position unlocked
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
They should make an auto feeder for wet food. It’d be so gross.
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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
They were right about video games teaching violent tactics
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
suckin’ on that chili dog to completion
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I'm feeling a (partial) game of thrones rewatch coming on. Dare I?
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Why am I hearing about French dips so much lately? What is big sandwich up to?
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Looking good, sir
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Is 2016 still the theme because I’m finally checking out pinegrove
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Making passionate love to my bitch wife
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Not participating in the 2016 pic thing because I a) have very few of them and b) I look very sickly in all of them for some reason
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
you ever notice it's all "what to talk about" and "how to talk about it" with these guys. never "what to do"
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I would kill for a dilberito
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Can’t wait for it to get warm again so I can go on one of those water slides that might decapitate you
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Gonna be late to work bc I’m watching a 3 way squirrel chase going down in my front yard
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spndlst @spndlst.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Socially liberal, pisscally conservative
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