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Spencer (nervous)

@splopenn.bsky.social
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confirmed technical writer • alleged creative writer • adjunct • editor • acquirer of hobbies and hobby accessories • views represent those of your employer • yet still i err

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404 Media @404media.co · 18/02/2026
SCOOP: Ring’s controversial, AI-powered “Search Party” feature isn’t intended to be limited only to dogs, the company’s founder, Jamie Siminoff, told Ring employees in an internal email obtained by 404 Media.
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Leaked Email Suggests Ring Plans to Expand ‘Search Party’ Surveillance Beyond Dogs
Ring's CEO told staff the feature is “first for finding dogs,” indicating a plan to expand.
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Alina Stefanescu @alinaetc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I love this story by Benjamin Kunkel in Granta-- and not just because one of the characters is named Clementine (which is the name I most wanted for the middle mammal, until she refused it profusely by being very un-Clem-like in utero!) Micah suits her well. granta.com/whatever-cre...
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Whatever Creek Meadows
‘I had slept with her back in college and several times afterward, as presumptive grown-ups, only out of some masculine obligingness which I’ve never seen described in fiction’
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Starting a bookstore. Check it out: @penningtonsbooks.com
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Amber Sparks @ambersparks.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
If you like page turners you can order it here! bookshop.org/p/books/happ...
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Happy People Don't Live Here
Check out Happy People Don't Live Here - Just past the edge of summer, Alice and her daughter, Fern, arrive at the Pine Lake Apartments--a former sanatorium occupied by an ensemble of peculiar neighbo...
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Amber Sparks @ambersparks.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Well, my extremely high bar reader husband just said my book was absolutely excellent, and shockingly, a page turner, and also that I should stop apologizing for writing this book, which I will never do because I am from the upper Midwest
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John Chrostek @johnchrostek.com · 12/09/2025
It is Friday my dudes, and I am bound by fate and these lean and vicious times to promote my books without a marketing team. So please, check 'em out, which unlike fruit do not go bad on your shelf, and consider sharing this post, reviewing the books or grabbing a copy. Thanks if you do 🙏🍻
my two books!
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Stanchion @stanchion.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
It's weird to say that a book's on back-order while still in pre-order, but that's how manic the sales (& early shipping) has been for @writesloud.bsky.social's First Kicking, Then Not. More books will be here in days & they too will ship early to pre-orderers. THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVE OF THIS BOOK!
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
New music from my two favorite Tylers in the same week? Can’t hardly stand it.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Amazing. Almost didn’t listen because it’s billed as a tiktok phenomenon or something. But very glad I did.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I knew it was only a matter of time until I wrote a story about chatgpt
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HAD @havehashad.com · 14/07/2025
super great — odd, funny, hella voicey — "monologu-ye" piece today from dan weaver! "I’m also thinking we’ll do a small little hidden mesh pocket inside one of the main pockets where you just put your finger in it when your hand is in the bigger pocket." www.havehashad.com/ydxei
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Our job is to design shorts so I guess let’s design some shorts by Dan Weaver
Let’s get down some length requirements. The shorts should not be too long otherwise we’d be doing pants, and our job is to do shorts. Also, if they are too short they would be underwear. Once we put…
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Eric Scot Tryon @ericscottryon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Stumbled upon this story this morning, and couldn’t help but think that if Carver and the Coen brothers wrote a story together, if might come out something like this: Make time for @aaronburch.bsky.social in @doricliterary.bsky.social doric-literary.com/2025/01/01/r...
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Rambling, Sidling, Absolved, Cradled
Owens didn’t remember moving his car from one lot to another, but that didn’t mean he hadn’t. Owens was often surprised how much of his life he didn’t remember.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Is it stolen valor to buy USPS uniform clothes? Because you just… can www.mypostaluniforms.com
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Postal Uniforms | USPS Approved Uniforms | My Postal Uniforms
MyPostalUniforms sells postal uniforms, postal apparel & postal clothing online for letter carriers, window clerks & more. Get 10% off and free shipping here!
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
How work when sun?
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Paid $45 for Hinge then almost immediately met someone irl 🥴
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Hannah Grieco @writesloud.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
We've wrapped up edits on First Kicking, Then Not. My first book is heading to Ingram. Omg.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Huge day youtu.be/omb518zUUgo
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dude i got some banana bread at work today dude
YouTube video by TheInternetsCore
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Listen. Dems fighting Zohran isn’t surprising. Democrats and republicans are just capitalists in different fonts. Yes, of the two, democrats are better. But they’ll both always be under capital’s thumb. People like Zohran threaten them just as much as republicans.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I like walking places primarily for the adrenaline. Almost dying by vehicular manslaughter at every other crosswalk is such a rush
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Met an actual archaeologist last night. One of those jobs that I didn’t think actually existed, like, day to day
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Big ol stack of books. TBR + in progress
A stack of books on a wood table with a small pencil plant and bottle of whiskey next to the stack. The books are the naked and the dead, hey you assholes, a shameful life, the elephant vanishes, are you happy, boxcutters, how to write a novel, 7 habits of highly effective people, north station, peace is every step, how to sell a haunted house, Lazarus man, an artist of the floating world, the unconsoled, and playing to win
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The heart wants to disc golf But the body is weak (I went from 0 to 2 full rounds in the past two days. Right shoulder HURTS.)
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Good thing you won’t be back in the office til Monday. That wouldn’t be a good place to read this one… @writesloud.bsky.social via @wigleaf.bsky.social And a shoutout to @stanchion.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/tenpenny...
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A spicy one
But the spice is beside the point
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Hannah Grieco @writesloud.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Was trying to explain how the voice of a story can do the heavy lifting, rather than the action. How the narrator can tell us who they are, underneath the story itself. It was hard to explain. Then I shared this story by @aaronburch.bsky.social and they got it. joylandmagazine.com/uncategorize...
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Oysters
Pilot went first. First because it was his family’s cabin, first because he was going to show us proper form, how to do it. First because he always went first. The bulkhead was maybe five feet tall, b...
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Roundup's back. Enjoy, from @seanennis.bsky.social via @poolpartymag.com Including a shoutout to @kevinrmaloney.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/tenpenny...
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Uh oh. Anybody else watching Lazarus?
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Mushroom overlords from Kris Dikeman via @tacobellquarterly.org. This is the funkiest one yet. tenpennyroundup.substack.com/p/health-tip...
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Health tips for these trying times
We all need them
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kyle r. seibel @kylerseibel.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
some thoughtful ass words about a story of mine!
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Some magic from @kylerseibel.bsky.social via @xraylitmag.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/tenpenny...
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Balance
An asshole wife story to balance the asshole husband story
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
A short one about fire. @paulluikart.bsky.social via Bare Knuckle Press open.substack.com/pub/tenpenny...
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Should, should, should
"Fire pre-supposes its own death..."
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
So a chipmunk walks into a house @cindyhouse.bsky.social via @splitlipthemag.bsky.social tenpennyroundup.substack.com/p/oof/
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Oof
So a chipmunk walks into a house...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/05/2025
Nation's UPS Men Break Out The Shorts theonion.com/nations...
Nation's UPS Men Break Out The Shorts
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Buy a car but make it ~deep~ Lucas Restivo via @malarkeybooks.bsky.social Hell ya open.substack.com/pub/tenpenny...
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Buy a car
But make it ~deep~
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Still can’t stop. Free me from this prison.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Dinosaurs and shit. "On the Origin of My Species" by @robinwilder.bsky.social via @trampset.bsky.social Book rec: @olgaravn.bsky.social's The Employees open.substack.com/pub/tenpenny...
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Be bewildered with me.
A story about dinosaurs. Kind of.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
A Mother’s Day post, now TWO days late. @wendiaarons.bsky.social and Johanna Gohmann via @mcsweeneys.net Book rec: And I Do Not Forgive You by @ambersparks.bsky.social The post isn’t creepy, just the pic open.substack.com/pub/tenpenny...
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A Mother's Day Post
In true Mother's Day fashion, it's a day late.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Ever had your heart broken by an egg? Well, buckle up. @emilyrinkema.bsky.social via @identitytheory.bsky.social in todays roundup open.substack.com/pub/tenpenny...
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Ever had your heart broken by an egg?
Well, buckle up.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Some old bullshit from @bullshitlit.bsky.social today open.substack.com/pub/tenpenny...
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Bullshit Double Feature
Double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Some old bullshit from @bullshitlit.bsky.social today open.substack.com/pub/tenpenny...
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Bullshit Double Feature
Double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon.
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Tasha Coryell @tashacoryell.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Are you looking for your summer vacation read? @nextavenue.bsky.social recommends MATCHMAKING FOR PSYCHOPATHS
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Here's What You Should Read This Summer
Five independent booksellers give us their suggestions for summer reading, some based on past recommendations
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Help I can’t stop listening to Prof?
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
A story for the end of the world Y2K by Sonia Alejandra Rodriguez via @okaydonkey.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/tenpenny...
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Diosito santo, protégenos.
Holy God, protect us.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Tenpenny Two: Tooth Tuesday Joe Johnson via @xraylitmag.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/spencerp...
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Tooth Tuesday
Ouch.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Had a dream that I was getting financial advice from my dad, Dwayne the Rock Johnson
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Today: Sarah Bradley via @havehashad.com Sam Schieren via @wigleaf.bsky.social Didn’t expect to have such great recs for you in the first post. What a treat Read the whole thing (stories included) in less than 5 min open.substack.com/pub/spencerp...
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It's Monday again.
Welcome to May. I’m a few days late. So what.
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Aaron Burch @aaronburch.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
"Weeks pass. Life goes on until it doesn't. Life goes on until it's gone. All the wary cows who greeted us on our way to the grocery store are gone. Weeks pass." Love the Sam Schieren story on Wigleaf Spencer shouts out here! wigleaf.com/202504flood....
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Schieren: 'Before the Flood'
Fiction by Sam Schieren
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Today: Sarah Bradley via @havehashad.com Sam Schieren via @wigleaf.bsky.social Didn’t expect to have such great recs for you in the first post. What a treat Read the whole thing (stories included) in less than 5 min open.substack.com/pub/spencerp...
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It's Monday again.
Welcome to May. I’m a few days late. So what.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Explaining myself open.substack.com/pub/spencerp...
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Explain myself.
What's going on around here?
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