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Spencer (nervous)

@splopenn.bsky.social
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confirmed technical writer • alleged creative writer • adjunct • editor • acquirer of hobbies and hobby accessories • views represent those of your employer • yet still i err

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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Amazing. Almost didn’t listen because it’s billed as a tiktok phenomenon or something. But very glad I did.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Big ol stack of books. TBR + in progress
A stack of books on a wood table with a small pencil plant and bottle of whiskey next to the stack. The books are the naked and the dead, hey you assholes, a shameful life, the elephant vanishes, are you happy, boxcutters, how to write a novel, 7 habits of highly effective people, north station, peace is every step, how to sell a haunted house, Lazarus man, an artist of the floating world, the unconsoled, and playing to win
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Roundup's back. Enjoy, from @seanennis.bsky.social via @poolpartymag.com Including a shoutout to @kevinrmaloney.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/tenpenny...
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Recently subscribed to the local paper. Glad I did. I’ve been saving this story all day as a little treat.
Newspaper headline reading: (REGION) Man’s tattoo of a Krystal burger holds deeper meaning
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
*tschk* I’m in *tschk*
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
3 hours, 7 help articles, 5 reddit threads, and 1 kickass youtube video later… maybe it’ll work?
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
New battery in the 2012 MacBook! Haven’t used this thing in a very long time. Figured I’d change the battery while I knew it was dead. Now to try to boot it up…
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
VERMONT CURRY LENTIL SOUP Best new soup I’ve made this year 1 onion 3 carrots 2 celery stalks Chop, in the pot with oil, cook for 5 6c broth 3/4c lentils 3 squares Vermont curry Seasonings (you pick) In the pot, simmer for 25 Chopped kale Simmer for 5 WOW.
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
This is weird, right? Including an act of war in a listicle of “technology fails of 2024?” www.technologyreview.com/2024/12/17/1...
This is a screenshot from the linked article. Header: Exploding pagers. Image: Photo of a pager superimposed over a dramatic explosion on a light blue background. Text: They beeped, and then they blew up. Across Lebanon, fingers and faces were shredded in what was called Israel’s “surprise opening blow in an all-out war to try to cripple Hezbollah.” The deadly attack was diabolically clever. Israel set up shell companies that sold thousands of pagers packed with explosives to the Islamic faction, which was already worried that its phones were being spied on
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
This happened with a cement plant too but every time I see a weird structure like this bridge tender shack I want to write a story about it Just never know what that story should be
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Spencer (nervous) @splopenn.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I also took a few pics of a blue heron but I couldn’t get close enough for a good shot…
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