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Spike Selby

@spikeselby.bsky.social
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Earthling 🌎 PDX Oregon 🌹Beer Enthusiast 🍻 Proud Childless Cat Lady 😻 Timbers ⚽️ Bayern 🇩🇪 Oregon State 🦫 Mariners ⚾️ LGBTQ+ Ally 🌈 Pro Union 💪 Anti-fascist 🗡️🗡️🗡️ Trusted Sources: NYT, The Guardian, The Onion, Daily Show, OPB, my Mom

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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Introducing LuLu 😻 6 months old and incredibly sweet. Sister Zuki has yet to weigh in
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whut
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Oregon Attorney General Dan Rayfield @agdanrayfield.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Abortion is safe, accessible, and legal in Oregon. We have a Reproductive Health Care toolkit on our website that answers FAQs about reproductive rights in Oregon. The toolkit also includes the phone number for our Reproductive Rights Hotline. Learn more: ow.ly/II3o50ZUKss
Did you know? Oregon DOJ has a Reproductive Rights Hotline
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i left a comment opposing repeal, it’s quick & easy! Oregon Dird Alliance has helpful guidelines here: birdallianceoregon.org/wp-content/u...
birdallianceoregon.org
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how i arrived at bluesky
Ripley from the Aliens movie franchise sitting at a table with a banner that says “nuke the entire site from orbit it’s the only way to be sure. change my mind”
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Small victories
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s the hope that kills ya! 😅 #mariners
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Don’t take your eyes off of him” is something u say about a guy who is going to try to steal your wallet or put something in your drink lol
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pass it on 😂
a five dollar bill with a red rubber stamp reading “TRUMP 2024” embellished with a handwritten note “”fuck TRUMP IN THE ASS”
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Leah Sottile @leahsottile.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All Oregon media talking about Christine Drazan being a couple points ahead in a poll, and I'm over here still thinking about this post she made when there was a man in a chicken suit standing outside the ICE Building.
A September 27, 2025 Facebook post from Christine Drazan reading: "The ICE facility in Portland has been subject to months of dangerously chaotic protests that have put residents and federal agents in harm's way. The governor's assertion that there is no national security threat and the mayor's assertion that everything is fine is tone-deaf. It's shameful that state and local leaders have allowed violent mobs and domestic terrorists to assault federal law enforcement, destroy property, and interfere with those seeking immigration services from obtaining assistance and case management. We need order, we need to restore safety, and Oregon's local leaders have failed to provide it."
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not sure why, but right now really into accompanying a good laugh with a thigh slap 🤷‍♀️
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nailed it
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🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻 @troubeerdourks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
All in to declare 9/25 as Dolly Parton Day 🕤🕔
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
WHUT 🫪🫪 Randy, the alpha & omega of this game 🫡 #tridentsup
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
BOOM 💥 THX CAL! #mariners
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What the actual Jesus H Christ is this??? @mlb.com Hey @orioles.com fans you cool with this? baltimore.org/event/christ...
baltimore.org
Christian Faith Night at Oriole Park
The Orioles invite fans and fellowship groups to celebrate Christian Faith Night at Oriole Park. Following the conclusion of the game, fans can enjoy
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Cascadia(PNW) @cascadiarevolting.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Landlord, Michael E Heijer accidentally CCed the entire Seattle city council, asking fellow landlords to testify against rental junk fee banning. Said renters who testified in favor of banning junk fees were the “unemployed left trying to stick it to the man.” Still think this isn’t a class war?
Thanks Wes;
I wrote a similar one and sent it, but didn't cc anyone as I am not sure how they treat that.
I met with Lake Union Partners yesterday and they had a group of developers speaking in front of the Seattle City Council complaining about this item. They were a handful of people who spoke against it, and then the unemployed left of course had a whole bunch of people trying to "stick it to the man" as they want other people pay for their living accommodations.
Very sad.
So, Jack, Nevin et al please keep writing more emails to them so they know that we don't like this at all and keep some pressure on them
Thanks and have a great weekend all.
Michael E Heijer
Owner, GranCorp Holdings LLC
(206) 399-4170 | www.grancorp.com
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Happy International Cat Day to those that celebrate!
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
possible but unlikely 😅 #mariners
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I sincerely doubt this is any cat’s favorite 🙀
Chewy pet supply ad showing a cat in a confining bag with the caption “you can never have enough of their favorites”
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
fool me once.
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Jimothy power 🦝 🥹 🔱 #tridentsup
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 04/08/2026
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Top panel is tiny planet Mercury in relation to the HUGE Sun.
Bottom panel is a similar image, a tiny "close ad" button in relation to the fingertip labeled "my finger" which fills nearly the entire panel.
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sunday squirmies
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
COLT!! #tridentsup
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Darnolverine @dhodgs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Most Mariners walk off possible
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Jeanine Pirro is a DUI hire.
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
joy
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
GOOD LORD WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR CONGRESS #25thAmendment
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh he is gonna be so mad…!!! www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/u...
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Charges Dropped Against Ex-Olympian David Hearn Accused of Damaging Reflecting Pool (Gift Article)
A former Olympian will not face trial after federal prosecutors acknowledged that the Trump administration’s claims of vandalism were false.
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I still miss Stephen 😿
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sunday rose
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
How about those Mariners, sporting Jimothy shirts in batting practice...
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dey wylin @jungfreshlenin.blacksky.app · 25/07/2026
this really might be the most frustrating Mariners team ever based on expectations.
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
New totally appropriate word the NYT
screen grab from the cited NYT article featuring a typo in the copy that reads “sadmission”
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Sean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My favorite movie of last year is now streaming on Amazon Prime Video.
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'Eephus' is more than a movie about baseball
Director Carson Lund's film follows the last game played by two adult Sunday league baseball teams on a field slated for demolition in Douglas, Massachusetts. "It’s baseball as life in all its gloriou...
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
CAL!!!!😻🎉🤯
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“The Guardian wins the ‘Caption of the Year’ competition: - William Merrin @theguardian.com
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What f*cking monster cuts a pizza into five slices?!
Nutrition label suggesting the serving size is 1/5" a pizza.
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
we came straight home and watched Jason and the Argonauts
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I miss Stephen 😿
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i miss Stephen 😿😿
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One thing about watching Mariners on Peacock vs MLB - at least the ads are different 😅
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i don’t understand the Country Roads anthem for #USMNT any explanations please? someone got cheap usage rights?? 🤷‍♀️
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Spike Selby @spikeselby.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My new life plan via @philhay.bsky.social re final moments for #USMNT #WorldCup Might also work for Dems? 🤔 “Stick to the plan, do nothing stupid, make nothing easy.”
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
<Selina Meyers staring at the camera> “You let JONAH run the treaty through ChatGPT?!” AMY - “Ma’am, Dan told me he had it handled.” <Dan swearing silently> GARY - “Oh look, lunch is here, I ordered shawarma bagels!”
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