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@spiceweasel.bsky.social
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On a never-ending quest to bring back short basketball shorts, soft-launching this as a Philly sports account, fuck ICE & Titus Forever

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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 10m
exactly!
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 15m
HOW am i still sick, did covid really just scorch my immune system entirely (no because Bep had three colds in a row since school started & i only got the last one, so i need to stop panicking, this one is just an especially nasty bug & i've been under a lot of stress re: Maine & work)
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 18m
she was like "for 67 years i've thought about my weight every day" and her first memory was her mom taking food away from her at age 5? and i thought it was going to end like "i am happy with my body now" but instead it was for medicine? which, if you want the meds, fine, but the framing sucked!
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 41m
Are the jags shit hot this season or do we stink
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 43m
Oh dude, that “obesity medication” commercial was rough as hell
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 44m
Now we’re talkin
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 50m
Need fast food joints to understand and execute on this directive: I never need to see close up shots of people eating your wares
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 1h
What in tarnation
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 1h
I feel like you could turn things around for the birds today
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 1h
Birds play the London game this week so if your TL is filled with angry, confused Philadelphians, well, wait, it probably already was. Carry on
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 3h
pip pip cheerio go birds say it back
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 12h
I am regularly busting out an acapella version of the 6 action news theme song, one time I did it after my sister and I were drinking in manayunk & James had to pull over so she could barf
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 12h
Having a little taleggio cheese as a treat and it’s so weird and stinky and also delicious? How is cheese
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 13h
Honestly same
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Xander Lenc @xlenc.bsky.social · 15h
Nobody is more punk than babies. The food is vegetarian mush, and it's absolutely everywhere. No matter where they live, they're effectively squatting. They sleep all day and stay up late. They're completely broke. Their music is mostly screaming and amateur drumming. It's so cool.
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 13h
Is it beer?
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 14h
MC Ear Infection just sounds better imo
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Evelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 16h
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 18h
There was a family here with a teen daughter and they were all dressed really cute, I am wearing old navy bike shorts and my Steely Dan Aja crewneck sweatshirt
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 18h
Meet me at the pumpkin rack for an ass kicking
Squatting in front of a couple pumpkins at the garden store up the street from my house
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 21h
Did I mention we have a leaky pipe in the basement? It’s been a week
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 21h
This thing hung on for so long I took another Covid test just to be sure (negative, yay)
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Liz - High and Inside @lizzierie.bsky.social · 22h
Schwarbs being a transit guy is elite stuff
Screenshot of Kyle Schwarber’s instagram story of him on a septa train and text reads

Top 5 Reasons
Riding SEPTA is a Pro Move
Phillies
1. It's $2.90
2. No traffic
3. No parking
4. Center City to South Philly in 11 minutes
5. Kids ride free
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 22h
Really cannot overstate how nice it is to be at my house on a Saturday and not in the pediatric er, the Philadelphia, or Bangor airport (our last three Saturdays)
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 22h
sorry to brag but it's been over 12 hours since my last dose of decongestant and i'm feeling pretty good over here, if a little dizzy, probably because my inner ear has gone 12 rounds with mighty thor thanks to this cold
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 22h
i did it! i got myself a small cheese tray & some mini cannolis as a treat
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh my god I don’t feel like doing this shopping trip, everyone gas me up right this instant
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At least I did a pickup order so all I have to do is go in and get my fruit, veggies, deli stuff, and a special treat for the humble shopper
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Had big plans to get to Wegmans by 9am at the latest but I am home and drinking a cup of coffee while wearing my robe, might have to adjust my schedule
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the ten richest guys alive:
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Re: this week’s GBBO I told James that I could never bake with him in a reality competition, jr would have to be me and Julie, we’d decimate the competition
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Kenny Rogers Roaster Bowl
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🎶save a horse, ride a bus🎶
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Girl me too!
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love having an Owl Yard
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I went outside at 11:15pm to try and find the owl but all I found was two huge gnarly looking slugs, it truly was mom's cool party time™️
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Barred owl is back, hootin away in my backyard, should I go see if I can find it? Last time I tried this I just found a bunch of slugs
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
still haven't seen a damn moose
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn" Stephen king: hold my beer
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i am trying to force myself to do this as well (did i just go downstairs and get out a few halloween decorations instead? yes)
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
is Graeters fancy enough? or do i need to escalate to Jeni's territory
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i haven't been to wegmans in two weeks! they better be excited to see me back in there
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Flanagan's work is not without its problems but i did mostly like Catholic Vampire Island
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
going to wegmans tomorrow morning, anyone need anything?
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guys, relax, I found it
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
anyone seen my phone
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
don't forget the grisly death of a cute animal!!!!!
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brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real
screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “So I just found out they eat beans for breakfast in London.” screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “Baked beans. Like what you eat at your family's summer picnic or as a side at a barbecue joint and look, l like beans, beans are good, but...”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…for breakfast? Man, I don’t know about that.”
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Damn, Keri Russell and I have that in common
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Queen of Jordan forever
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