Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A few things removed from the larger issues obviously but if you are a university and still have a Greek system you should be embarrassed? 120
Reposted by Just JakeGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i crack liberty biberty's skull open and the goo runs everywhere, like the uncooked crab in castaway. i tilt my head back and drink deep the forbidden nectar of biberty goo. it tastes like the actuary tables of the devil and maybe tarragon 714618
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Braves are so committed to this bit of losing at home early in the playoffs 100
Reposted by Just JakeKilljoy 🤔 @killjoygsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'll never forgive the Republican Party for reminding me that Steph Curry scored 60 points in a loss to the Hawks #FireKerr 192
Reposted by Just JakeJosh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026they’re saying i deserve this tummyache because i’m ontologically evil. they’re saying it’s karmic retribution for my crimes 161
Reposted by Just JakeMax Miller @real-max-miller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The #SJSharks have officially announced Macklin Celebrini as team captain. Joe Thornton helped with the team announcement. 0206
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sorry I cant come into work today I love my cat and I hate all of you 000
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Overall solid performance Asky. Really good game by Stenberg. Couple nice things to see there 000
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s so hard to play the position of quarterback well. Jameis winston helps remind you of this 000
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hoping I dont have to post this photo of Asky a lot this year #turnitallteal 000
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This bit has to end. This taylor swift emmys but has to end. It feels like at some point this bit has to end. Please. If there’s a god. This bit will end. 010
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I have paid you every last cent Portland Arts Tax do not bother me ever again 000
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 12/08/2026@cbbworld.bsky.social if anyone needs a free extra ticket to the early show in Portland tonight, I can send them one. I can no longer attend. 000
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If Michigan counted votes like California people could get some sleep for tonight, tomorrow, August, etc. 000
Reposted by Just JakeJust Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Headline: They’re on tapas the World! #worldcup 031
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Eldridge is like having a celebrini on your team but instead of your team being this ascending, feel good group with immaculate vibes it’s the exact opposite of that 000
Reposted by Just JakeDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead 4848271006
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 06/07/2026That Platner got this far despite his waving every red flag ever invented is indicative of the country’s complete abandonment of ethics. We are led by the morally illiterate. 000
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Every world cup something happens to confirm my opinion that soccer is and always will be kind of stupid. Not necessarily more stupid than the sports I like but not any better either 000
Reposted by Just JakeHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 02/07/2026do these geniuses ever wonder why or have any way to rationalize the fact that no one in the republican party says "we need a strong democratic party, it's not healthy to have just a dominant republican party" or do they just blank out like a westworld robot 271090209
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Logan Webb and Robbie Ray both trying to pitch their way off this trainwreck of a team is commendable 000
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The #2nd, #9th, #27th, and Chernyshov for McDavid and Nurse (contract offload)…? 000
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Listening to the telemundo guys pronounce “beastmode” ::chefs kiss:: 010
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 19/06/2026They keep opening In-N-Outs at a 15 mile perimeter right outside of Portland like they’re afraid the bible verses on their cups won’t protect them from the city proper 000
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Maybe Giants pitchers should start writing bible quotes on all the baseballs they throw to protect them from getting crushed 450 feet 010
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Knicks would have more points right now if they took every shot from literally half court 000
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 13/06/2026No perfect game, no no hitter, no shutout, no complete game 000
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 13/06/2026He’s fine or whatever but having only one popular modern indie folk artist in noah kahan feels so hollow. Imagine if in 2011 the only mainstream indie folk artist was marcus mumford. 010
