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John "It's almost as if I want people to find me" Kelley

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Pink @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang · 30/09/2026
BABYMAN 👇
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 4h
one time a girl on tinder asked what I do for a job and I told her and she immediately unmatched me. fair
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 12h
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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JAMIEKELLYXXX @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com · 4h
Never wish for a lucky break. That break is handed down from the planet's most dubious scum. Create things in earnest with with awesome people, and make peace with being kinda broke.
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Pan-sexual; We Love Pans @pansexualwlp.bsky.social · 20h
Look at these scissors!! For scissoring!
Foldable scissors and the handles are legs with boots! I thought it was a butterfly knife
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 5h
That’s a warm radiator under Wheezy’s corrugated cat-throne, and the heat rising through it induces quite the luxurious recline
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 3h
lol
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Kim Justice @kimjustice.bsky.social · 3h
The Oliver Twins may not have been genius programmers or anything, but they did damn good work back in the day for a couple of quid a pop. In this house, Dizzy the Egg is a hero. End of story. (Well, until the big sloppy hammer falls)
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 13h
a little feral
me topless and a little disheveled
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 3h
Watching Frankenweenie 2012 and he got Heavy Rain Jason'd
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 17h
goblin mask! twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

norman osborn! explain how
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 20h
Gavin newsom with a creepy dead eyed smilethe smiler from Transmetropolitan
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 10h
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Egg irl bot 🏳️‍⚧️ @eggirlbot.bsky.social · 7h
egg_irl Just a little bit of motivation Original post Link
Just a little bit of motivation
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🎃🔞 SPOOKY SLUG 🔞🎃 @gloobyslug.bsky.social · 7h
They're having a disagreement (idea test lol)
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 19h
Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964) "Stranded on Mars with only a monkey as a companion, an astronaut must figure out how to find oxygen, water, and food on the lifeless planet."
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 ᖇ͍̔E̦͖̪͓͋̀̉̍T͖̥̓̋ᖇ̤̔Oͦ͗͂̅̆ ̏̽͑ᖇ̣̩̯̓ͅO͓͓͇̦ͫ̅͌̋͗ᗩ̙̫̣͍̫́̃ᗪ͂K̖͕͔̭I̙̝̰̤͈ͧ̂ᒪ̝̯̺̩̐ᒪͣͬ̅̇ (ʘ言ʘ╬) @seghaxx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
C16 says trans rights 🫡 🏳️‍⚧️ the most trans of commodores code golf fractal ported and saved to a real goddamn floppy disk
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 23h
Rocket Lawn Chair!
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Blules Nsfw (Closed Commissions) @blulesnsfw.bsky.social · 21h
i love fox girls!! art for @maneco.bsky.social
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jay marie, unidentified feral critter 🏳️‍⚧️ abolish ice @jmawork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A screenshot of Tony Soprano chatting with a boyish smirk on his face as he sits in his therapist's office. I've placed the quoted post's contents over the screenshot.

(I like Garfield, all due respect, but Heathcliff was from the streets)
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I audibly snorted with laughter when this popped up in my feed. I will admit to enjoying some breakcore in moderation. But I tried to understand hyperpop, I wanted to support artists, but with only a couple of local exceptions it all sounds like disorganized chaos to me. I guess I'm old now. Sorry.
Screenshot of a FB post. 

Top left panel: "Wendy Carlo pioneering the genre of electronic music", with her sitting in front of her gigantic analog synthesizer. 

Top right panel: "Future trans girls making the most unlistenable tracks" with a silly cartoon cat about to bap bap bap bap on a one-octave MIDI controller.

Bottom caption, from Charlotte Licklider: "Wendy Carlos ran so that we could pathetically crash into walls." It has 84 "laugh" reactions.
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renni @renniultrafox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 04/10/2026
A picture of a beige PC era screen with speakers and keyboard to suit, and the text "It's now preferable to turn off your computer"
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Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess @fes4ever.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Picture of Miles O'Brien, played by Colm Meaney in Star Trek The Next Generation/Star Trek Deep Space 9, standing with his hands on his hips and smiling. There is text over the image in 4 parts. Part 1: "Stay alive. Stay fucking alive" Part 2: "It's shit now but it won't always be" Part 3: "Happiness comes in waves" Part 4: "You will find it and feel it again"
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
basically all discourse on transition is this one exchange and for some reason we have to keep doing it
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
best part about this outfit :)
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台羽正 @tadashidaiba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1994
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
adam & eve 🐍🍎
stylized 3d render of a person with apple products and a snake on their shoulders. kind of inspired by old macintosh ads
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 02/10/2026
Pixel Brutál
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Moz 🔞 NSFW @pulppunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I suddenly remembered Dr. Paula Hutchison from Rocko's Modern Life
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👾🌌ALAvidere🌌👾 @alavidere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🪽💙 Cyber Angel 💙🪽 #oc #art
Cybercore style artwork of my character Ariel. She holds herself while holding a pile of forget-me-nots in a digital/Y2k style background.
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Dee Nitemarez - V I D E O G H O U L @deeliteyears.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
digital pixelized girlfriend
MSXBook hooked up to a PVM showing a pixelized 12 color photo of Dee sitting on the couch in a cropped t shirt and and red/black panties.
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🎀 𝑀𝒾𝓂𝒾 🐑 @princesamimi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
pink princess playing her cozy games (kemono teatime 🫖)
mimi in all pink playing on her laptop
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JAQQQLN 🐇 🔞 @jaqqqln.gay · 03/10/2026
Just a lil more rest & I'll be good
Jaq sleeping on the ground naked. That's it!
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sWitch, A Real Live Dead One @switch-is.online · 02/10/2026
transition goals
static.klipy.com
Do The Evolution Chama Posing
Alt: animation of a charming goth girl with medium-short black hair in a slim-fitting black dress. she dances as a light strobe effect cuts every movement to just the key frame. her face changes indistinctly between some frames until she's right in front of the camera, the hollow eyes of a skeleton staring into it
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 03/10/2026
i'm so tired of the rampant AI use in retro games spaces
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Brabbit @brabbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nova
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🏳️‍⚧️Debella🏳️‍⚧️ @nsfwdebella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤍Goddexx Vixen🧡
A cutout piece for Goddexx Vixen.
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𝓚 ₊˚⊹ 𝜗❀𝜚 @pinkestgal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nana komatsu | hachi's phone from nana (2006)
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tonya, werewolf of portland @tonyawolfe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
See, if these folks had any form of creative spark, they'd consider making an original game that blends those ideas together But they've been so poisoned by Ready Player One, Fortnite, and "Nintendo Hire This Man!" that the only thought they can bash together is this shit It's sad, really.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you think you won't be strong enough to take the step and be trans in the world i have some great news for you: you will be stronger on the other side of transition you have no idea how strong you're going to be
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Kaban (BangDacy) 🔞 @bangdacy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LEGEND OF YURI #Zelink #TLOZ #yuri #t4t #KabanArt #NSFWart
Linkle half naked as Zelda just finished jerking her off.

"Thank you, Linkle. I had a feeling you were getting close."
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Em-vira, Mistress of the Dark @spacequeenemily.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
how it feels
SACHI: Well, I'm basically a woman!
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Dean @deanartxx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#bushtober day 2 #pubichair #bush #nsfw #adultart #hairy #hairypussy
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Skull Boy loves to share jokes with friends! (Bluesky Edition 💀)
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goodbye Warner Bros. Ich loved thee. Ich loved thee wyth myne entyre hearte. We will alwayes have Casablanca.
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purin @akkasayu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
honeymoon 😵‍💫
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Spoonie the Ghoulie 🎃 @spoonienet.com · 02/10/2026
problematic girlfriend energy has logged on
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