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Old Man Vandehey

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Front-end architect & CSS specialist at @cloudfour.com in sunny Portland, Oregon. Freelance dungeon master. UFO Nerd @veryexcitingtime.com. Curator: @fridayfrontend.com. He/him. 🔗 spaceninja.com

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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm not the first person to say it but it sure is fucked up how many popular video games these days are just "wouldn't it be cool if you could pursue a single career you enjoy, with plenty of time for rest, and get paid a reasonable living wage for doing so"
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Folks, I was at Kroger's earlier and a woman didn't know what pickles she wanted. She said she wanted something tart and was about to get bread and butter, but she asked me "Do you know if these pickles are sweet or which ones are better?" Lady, I've waited my entire life for this conversation.
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
anyways star trek but they wear capes
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zeldman @zeldman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Let me make it clear: without people at the top of their game sharing their experience and knowledge—regardless of whatever ‘game changing’ technology is in place—we are pulling up the ladders and committing our industry to stagnation and death.” bell.bz/youll-miss-p...
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You’ll miss publishers when they’re gone
Ever since Piccalilli started to get traction, I’ve always seen CSS-Tricks, Smashing Magazine and A List Apart (among others) as peers. We all help each other behind the scenes and importantly, back…
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Eric Bailey @ericwbailey.website · 18/09/2026
I have a lot of feelings about the whole CSS-Tricks debacle. Here's me trying to be constructive about it. ericwbailey.website/published/cs...
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CSS-Tricks could be a co-op
The web will calcify without voices sharing what they know.
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It's a Very Exciting Time @veryexcitingtime.com · 16/09/2026
🛸 Hey y'all! I will be out of town over during the time we would normally record an upcoming episode, so I thought I'd see if we can get enough questions to pre-record a Q&A episode to schedule for release that week. Please reply with any questions you'd like us to answer!
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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It's a Very Exciting Time @veryexcitingtime.com · 14/09/2026
🛸 President Trump reportedly says aliens live in our oceans, and Matthew Brown says the legacy program has an oral tradition that we've made agreements with NHI! #UFO #UAP veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...
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“They’re in the ocean.”
President Trump claims aliens live in our oceans, and Matthew Brown says we have made agreements with NHI
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Sung Kim @sungkim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He's not wrong... 🤷‍♂️
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 11/09/2026
Just saw a comment on an rpg thing that said, and I am quoting here: "D&D is, and has always been, a resource management strategy game." which is the funniest way to say "I am no fun to play with" I've seen in a bit.
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 02/09/2026
I hate AI slop. I hate AI art. I hate AI music. Writing is definitely best left to humans. But in the field of software development, we've hit a revolutionary tipping point. 2026 is the year when the models became good enough to solve hard problems autonomously. this is the new reality.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
Not only is this system astonishingly untested, USPS has simultaneously implemented an
impracticable zero percent failure rate.
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batches, if any one ballot in the batch cannot be verified against the Portal, all ballots in that
batch will be rejected. For example, if a state election official brings a batch of 10,000 ballots to
USPS and USPS is unable to match just one of those ballots against the Portal – because, for
example, someone has recently changed their name after marriage or they’ve moved – then
USPS would refuse to mail the remaining 9,999 ballots as well. As the whistleblower notes,
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Jennifer P. Mushrooms @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
if we don't own our games i don't think $50-70 is a reasonable price to pay to borrow them.
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It's a Very Exciting Time @veryexcitingtime.com · 31/08/2026
🛸 Five more whistleblowers and #UAP disclosure advocates joined James Fox’s “Dear Mr President” campaign, pressing Trump to release more #UFO information and release whistleblowers from their nondisclosure agreements. veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...
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Whistleblowers Appeal to Trump
More Disclosure Advocates Join “Dear Mr President” Campaign Advocating UAP Disclosure
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this is ryan @thisryan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
heard my wife say from the other room "oh no, ghosts can carry rabies now!" and while she clarified that she said "goats" my first thought was still "great, one more thing I gotta deal with"
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"it's called fashion sweetie, look it up"
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 27/08/2026
i think that because i am in my 40s i should get a pass on discord where i can open it without getting screamed at about orbs and whatever a mini vegeta bundle is
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 22/08/2026
Every object oriented language introduction starts with showing the clean hierarchy of dog and cat inheriting from animal, while every real codebase is like
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
anyways gul dukat but he wears daisy dukes
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
on two occasions I have run into a dude who went with the "I identify as a woman" thing because he thinks its really funny and my learning has been that if you take his word for it and start calling him a woman he stops finding it funny in about 1 second and starts getting upset & so you don't stop
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
yoda - ah, count dookie, my old apprentice count dooku, bristling with rage - i said to STOP CALLING ME THAT yoda - no anakin, bleeding out on the floor - hahaha, master yoda said dookie obi-wan, also bleeding out - lol, he really did
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
picard - if you're saying i play favorites, you're wrong, i love all my crew members equally picard earlier, sipping tea in his ready room - i don't care for worf
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Old Man Vandehey @spaceninja.com · 04/08/2026
Currently at the fun stage of Portland summer where my CO2 monitor is freaking out (1575ppm) and wants me to open the window immediately, while my air quality map says the air is chunky outside (180aqi) and I should definitely keep the window closed.
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It's a Very Exciting Time @veryexcitingtime.com · 03/08/2026
🛸 Big news this week, as President Trump waives all #UAP NDAs for government employees to speak about #UFOs with AARO and PURSUE. Could this be the start of real disclosure? #ufoSky #uapSky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...
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Trump Waives UAP NDAs
President Trump waived all UAP NDAs to allow government employees to speak with AARO.
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Andaedalus @andaedalus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
How have we had keyboard innovations like the Windows key (lol) or the Fn key, but still haven't made the Caps Lock key change the capitalization of highlighted text?? If I highlight a sentence and hit Caps Lock, it should cycle through ALL CAPS, all lower, And Title Case like come ONNNNN
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Vale @vale.rocks · 29/07/2026
We were somewhere around line 23,494 on the edge of the framework when the caffeine began to take hold. I remember saying something like 'I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should code...' And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the screen was full of compilation errors.
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Old Man Vandehey @spaceninja.com · 25/07/2026
This is literally the plot of Murderbot
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It's a Very Exciting Time @veryexcitingtime.com · 18/07/2026
🛸 Lue Elizondo says there are monoliths on the moon, whistleblower Matthew Brown asks "amnesty for what?", and the Disclosure Foundation director says the latest #UFO file drop proves the US can summon #UAP! #ufoSky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...
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Lunar Monoliths
Lue Elizondo claims there are monoliths on the moon, and Matthew Brown discusses whistleblower amnesty
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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 17/07/2026
Just went to see the Odyssey. Had a great time, longer than I expected, I'm getting texts from my gf like "Are you ever coming home." Then I'm walking home and you wouldn't believe the cast of characters that got in my way. Like the gods were against me. And you wouldnt believe what I came home to
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Many, many years ago I worked for a certain legal news website to which Lindsey Graham subscribed. Anyway i hardcoded it to always spell his name wrong in the top corner, no matter how many times he tried to manually correct it.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"DO AS THEY SAY AND YOU WON'T GET HURT" IS ADVICE MEANT FOR HOSTAGES, NOT CIVILIANS CONFRONTED BY ICE.
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It's a Very Exciting Time @veryexcitingtime.com · 06/07/2026
🛸 Ross Coulthart accuses Lue Elizondo of participating in a legacy #UAP program attempt to restrict what the public was told about #UFO crash retrievals! #ufoSky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...
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Coulthart vs Elizondo
Ross Coulthart accuses Lue Elizondo of participating in a legacy program cover-up
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/07/2026
some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”
CERN has to be real. Why do the days magically feel longer again? I keep looking at the clock in disbelief.Honestly... I can feel the immediate difference with CERN turning off. It's like turning off the annoying big light in the house that's been on for last 4 years. It's like finally getting some quiet after being immersed in a screaming heavy death metal concert or rave for days and days. It's like there's no restrictions. No hindrances. No more delays. I feel free.They turned off CERN and now the days feel twice as long. I'm TIREDCall me crazy, whatever ya whatever you want but since CERN shut down their machine time IS slower (i saw somewhere that our minutes are actually 60 seconds long again after being 45 seconds since COVID, ive had a mild frontal headache for 2 days and just had this weird energy around me. I can't be the only one, right?!
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It's a Very Exciting Time @veryexcitingtime.com · 22/06/2026
🛸 #UAP whistleblower David Grusch claims the US government knows of multiple alien species, including "sentient plasmoids" and that criminal fraud keeps #UFO crash recovery programs off-book! #ufoSky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...
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David Grusch Press Conference
UAP Whistleblower David Grusch alleges government fraud keeps crash recovery programs off-book.
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
“My name is Ozymandias, yo Holmes: king of kings, My works, they are mighty, yo look at these things” I looked at his kingdom, I was finally there, But around it stood nothing, just the sandy fresh air
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
West of Alexandria, worn and razed, Came ‘cross a statue’s wreck — plinth had a phrase. Half sunk; shattered; missing its head, I looked down at the pedestal, and saw what it said:
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Now this is a story all about how My trip got flipped — turned upside down, And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, To tell you how I found a plinth of the king, ye mighty: despair!
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If your dad sucks, I'm your daddy now. and I'm very proud of you.
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026
lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Here's my actual true opinion. The only way to fix all of this nonsense is rent affordability and health care . If people can afford the rent and get healthcare, then they can start and go to work for normal businesses, and write and make art and music. And there can be third places, etc etc.
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Kai 🌟 @kaidav.is · 15/06/2026
the least realistic thing about cyberpunk novels is the protagonists weren't CONSTANTLY complaining about running their own rigs vs the off-the-shelf 'Ono-Sendai Cyberspace II' or spending chapters debugging and rewriting their harness/deck software.
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Jason Grigsby @gri.gs · 15/06/2026
The Safari team's reason for opposing Web MCP struck a cord with me. It is something I've struggled to articulate in the past. In fact, their comments contain the seed of a design principle that the W3C should adopt. cloudfour.com/thinks/impro...
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Improvements to Web for AI Should Benefit All Users
Proposed changes to the web platform to support AI should also support users and assistive technology whenever possible.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026
OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA
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Old Man Vandehey @spaceninja.com · 12/06/2026
Just saw Disclosure Day, and it was incredible!
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Mat “Wilto” Marquis @wil.to · 11/06/2026
Once again, @gri.gs proves that I am the more even-keeled of the two of us — not given to hyperbole or hubris, as he so often is — as he declares the death of responsive images once and for all. Call him a “bad influence” on me if you must (as many people do!), but so help me: I’m inclined to agree.
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Ending Responsive Images
Mat Marquis isn't known for pulling his punches. And yet, Marquis stopped short when he declared The End of Responsive Images. Mat left responsive images on the ropes. I hope to finish them.
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