Reposted by Old Man Vandeheyred - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i'm not the first person to say it but it sure is fucked up how many popular video games these days are just "wouldn't it be cool if you could pursue a single career you enjoy, with plenty of time for rest, and get paid a reasonable living wage for doing so" 13861154
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyNikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Folks, I was at Kroger's earlier and a woman didn't know what pickles she wanted. She said she wanted something tart and was about to get bread and butter, but she asked me "Do you know if these pickles are sweet or which ones are better?" Lady, I've waited my entire life for this conversation. 1142742135
Reposted by Old Man Vandeheyclyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026anyways star trek but they wear capes 4326
Reposted by Old Man Vandeheyzeldman @zeldman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Let me make it clear: without people at the top of their game sharing their experience and knowledge—regardless of whatever ‘game changing’ technology is in place—we are pulling up the ladders and committing our industry to stagnation and death.” bell.bz/youll-miss-p...bell.bzYou’ll miss publishers when they’re goneEver since Piccalilli started to get traction, I’ve always seen CSS-Tricks, Smashing Magazine and A List Apart (among others) as peers. We all help each other behind the scenes and importantly, back… 111439
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyEric Bailey @ericwbailey.website · 18/09/2026I have a lot of feelings about the whole CSS-Tricks debacle. Here's me trying to be constructive about it. ericwbailey.website/published/cs...ericwbailey.websiteCSS-Tricks could be a co-opThe web will calcify without voices sharing what they know. 25918
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyIt's a Very Exciting Time @veryexcitingtime.com · 16/09/2026🛸 Hey y'all! I will be out of town over during the time we would normally record an upcoming episode, so I thought I'd see if we can get enough questions to pre-record a Q&A episode to schedule for release that week. Please reply with any questions you'd like us to answer! 232
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131733349
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyIt's a Very Exciting Time @veryexcitingtime.com · 14/09/2026🛸 President Trump reportedly says aliens live in our oceans, and Matthew Brown says the legacy program has an oral tradition that we've made agreements with NHI! #UFO #UAP veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...veryexcitingtime.com“They’re in the ocean.”President Trump claims aliens live in our oceans, and Matthew Brown says we have made agreements with NHI 151
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyAdam P Knave @adampknave.com · 11/09/2026Just saw a comment on an rpg thing that said, and I am quoting here: "D&D is, and has always been, a resource management strategy game." which is the funniest way to say "I am no fun to play with" I've seen in a bit. 613611
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyGoodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts. 895493548
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 366201019863
Reposted by Old Man Vandeheysarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 02/09/2026I hate AI slop. I hate AI art. I hate AI music. Writing is definitely best left to humans. But in the field of software development, we've hit a revolutionary tipping point. 2026 is the year when the models became good enough to solve hard problems autonomously. this is the new reality. 6497
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined. 34995894679
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyJennifer P. Mushrooms @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026if we don't own our games i don't think $50-70 is a reasonable price to pay to borrow them. 441293192
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyIt's a Very Exciting Time @veryexcitingtime.com · 31/08/2026🛸 Five more whistleblowers and #UAP disclosure advocates joined James Fox’s “Dear Mr President” campaign, pressing Trump to release more #UFO information and release whistleblowers from their nondisclosure agreements. veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...veryexcitingtime.comWhistleblowers Appeal to TrumpMore Disclosure Advocates Join “Dear Mr President” Campaign Advocating UAP Disclosure 052
Reposted by Old Man Vandeheythis is ryan @thisryan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026heard my wife say from the other room "oh no, ghosts can carry rabies now!" and while she clarified that she said "goats" my first thought was still "great, one more thing I gotta deal with" 011
Reposted by Old Man Vandeheyclyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"it's called fashion sweetie, look it up" 1219
Reposted by Old Man Vandeheyjenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 27/08/2026i think that because i am in my 40s i should get a pass on discord where i can open it without getting screamed at about orbs and whatever a mini vegeta bundle is 616918
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyP(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 22/08/2026Every object oriented language introduction starts with showing the clean hierarchy of dog and cat inheriting from animal, while every real codebase is like 14874141
Reposted by Old Man Vandeheyclyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026anyways gul dukat but he wears daisy dukes 283
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026on two occasions I have run into a dude who went with the "I identify as a woman" thing because he thinks its really funny and my learning has been that if you take his word for it and start calling him a woman he stops finding it funny in about 1 second and starts getting upset & so you don't stop 7178551169
Reposted by Old Man Vandeheyclyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 10/08/2026yoda - ah, count dookie, my old apprentice count dooku, bristling with rage - i said to STOP CALLING ME THAT yoda - no anakin, bleeding out on the floor - hahaha, master yoda said dookie obi-wan, also bleeding out - lol, he really did 091
Reposted by Old Man Vandeheyclyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 08/08/2026picard - if you're saying i play favorites, you're wrong, i love all my crew members equally picard earlier, sipping tea in his ready room - i don't care for worf 0123
Old Man Vandehey @spaceninja.com · 04/08/2026Currently at the fun stage of Portland summer where my CO2 monitor is freaking out (1575ppm) and wants me to open the window immediately, while my air quality map says the air is chunky outside (180aqi) and I should definitely keep the window closed. 110
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyIt's a Very Exciting Time @veryexcitingtime.com · 03/08/2026🛸 Big news this week, as President Trump waives all #UAP NDAs for government employees to speak about #UFOs with AARO and PURSUE. Could this be the start of real disclosure? #ufoSky #uapSky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...veryexcitingtime.comTrump Waives UAP NDAsPresident Trump waived all UAP NDAs to allow government employees to speak with AARO. 021
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyAndaedalus @andaedalus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026How have we had keyboard innovations like the Windows key (lol) or the Fn key, but still haven't made the Caps Lock key change the capitalization of highlighted text?? If I highlight a sentence and hit Caps Lock, it should cycle through ALL CAPS, all lower, And Title Case like come ONNNNN 6165255
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyVale @vale.rocks · 29/07/2026We were somewhere around line 23,494 on the edge of the framework when the caffeine began to take hold. I remember saying something like 'I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should code...' And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the screen was full of compilation errors. 2173
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyIt's a Very Exciting Time @veryexcitingtime.com · 18/07/2026🛸 Lue Elizondo says there are monoliths on the moon, whistleblower Matthew Brown asks "amnesty for what?", and the Disclosure Foundation director says the latest #UFO file drop proves the US can summon #UAP! #ufoSky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...veryexcitingtime.comLunar MonolithsLue Elizondo claims there are monoliths on the moon, and Matthew Brown discusses whistleblower amnesty 041
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyEmily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA. 10186977368
Reposted by Old Man VandeheySarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to! 438249855141
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyP(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 17/07/2026Just went to see the Odyssey. Had a great time, longer than I expected, I'm getting texts from my gf like "Are you ever coming home." Then I'm walking home and you wouldn't believe the cast of characters that got in my way. Like the gods were against me. And you wouldnt believe what I came home to 2343422
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Many, many years ago I worked for a certain legal news website to which Lindsey Graham subscribed. Anyway i hardcoded it to always spell his name wrong in the top corner, no matter how many times he tried to manually correct it. 643849506
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 09/07/2026"DO AS THEY SAY AND YOU WON'T GET HURT" IS ADVICE MEANT FOR HOSTAGES, NOT CIVILIANS CONFRONTED BY ICE. 16609232
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyIt's a Very Exciting Time @veryexcitingtime.com · 06/07/2026🛸 Ross Coulthart accuses Lue Elizondo of participating in a legacy #UAP program attempt to restrict what the public was told about #UFO crash retrievals! #ufoSky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...veryexcitingtime.comCoulthart vs ElizondoRoss Coulthart accuses Lue Elizondo of participating in a legacy program cover-up 021
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I would kill or die for Larry 36174953962
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/07/2026some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN” 37267261306
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyIt's a Very Exciting Time @veryexcitingtime.com · 22/06/2026🛸 #UAP whistleblower David Grusch claims the US government knows of multiple alien species, including "sentient plasmoids" and that criminal fraud keeps #UFO crash recovery programs off-book! #ufoSky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...veryexcitingtime.comDavid Grusch Press ConferenceUAP Whistleblower David Grusch alleges government fraud keeps crash recovery programs off-book. 031
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyPwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 21/06/2026“My name is Ozymandias, yo Holmes: king of kings, My works, they are mighty, yo look at these things” I looked at his kingdom, I was finally there, But around it stood nothing, just the sandy fresh air 1031121
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyPwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 21/06/2026West of Alexandria, worn and razed, Came ‘cross a statue’s wreck — plinth had a phrase. Half sunk; shattered; missing its head, I looked down at the pedestal, and saw what it said: 323518
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyPwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Now this is a story all about how My trip got flipped — turned upside down, And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, To tell you how I found a plinth of the king, ye mighty: despair! 6498107
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyMaggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 21/06/2026If your dad sucks, I'm your daddy now. and I'm very proud of you. 48613
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyJune Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026lmao poor yorick. they got his ass 1154261473
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyErika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Here's my actual true opinion. The only way to fix all of this nonsense is rent affordability and health care . If people can afford the rent and get healthcare, then they can start and go to work for normal businesses, and write and make art and music. And there can be third places, etc etc. 231360252
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyKai 🌟 @kaidav.is · 15/06/2026the least realistic thing about cyberpunk novels is the protagonists weren't CONSTANTLY complaining about running their own rigs vs the off-the-shelf 'Ono-Sendai Cyberspace II' or spending chapters debugging and rewriting their harness/deck software. 0214
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyJason Grigsby @gri.gs · 15/06/2026The Safari team's reason for opposing Web MCP struck a cord with me. It is something I've struggled to articulate in the past. In fact, their comments contain the seed of a design principle that the W3C should adopt. cloudfour.com/thinks/impro...cloudfour.comImprovements to Web for AI Should Benefit All UsersProposed changes to the web platform to support AI should also support users and assistive technology whenever possible. 22311
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyDan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA 136127052787
Reposted by Old Man VandeheyMat “Wilto” Marquis @wil.to · 11/06/2026Once again, @gri.gs proves that I am the more even-keeled of the two of us — not given to hyperbole or hubris, as he so often is — as he declares the death of responsive images once and for all. Call him a “bad influence” on me if you must (as many people do!), but so help me: I’m inclined to agree.cloudfour.comEnding Responsive ImagesMat Marquis isn't known for pulling his punches. And yet, Marquis stopped short when he declared The End of Responsive Images. Mat left responsive images on the ropes. I hope to finish them. 153