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Adam Jones

@spacecrook.bsky.social
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Suck less each day. Success each day.

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Superhero for the Woke Mop
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 29/08/2026
uncanny resemblance
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Nightmare blunt rotation of apps
A reflection of someone else's phone screen. He has X, Fox News, Newsmax, and Truth Social apps on his phone.
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I love print advertising! And linear! Addressable digital creative can get fucked!
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
this is the only way to appreciate someone playing a bitchin guitar solo
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Shitty news. Strip Law is a real joy.
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A song for Memorial Day
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If only my grandmother hadn't died 8 years ago...she too could have received an autographed baseball from Ohtani
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It's Orban-ver
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I was today years old when I learned that the MVP for the ACL (American Cornhole League) is called "The Great Cornholio."
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Post a comic cover you love
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NBC News with a totally good and original idea: Whiskey Thursday with Craig Melvin
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
gee I wonder
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The woke Hughes brothers dragging the chud Tkachuk brothers to glory is such a beautiful metaphor for the history of American progress
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
In this 2024 interview, Jack Hughes, who just scored the game-winning goal for the US Olympic hockey team, explains why it was important for him to embrace Pride Night when many other NHL players refused to do so.
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
We love our fellow George Washington University alumni from the early aughts, don't we folks?
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 15/02/2026
Donald Trump 🤝 Sam Altman “We don’t know if the models are conscious”
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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Matt Miller @mattmiller.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
TIL that there exists a series of JFK assassination trading cards with art by Bill Sienkiewicz
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Bake'em away, toys
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen with WOMEN lead singers Garbage Rilo Kiley Rainer Maria Metric/ Emily Haines & the Soft Skeleton Camera Obscura
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I’m so proud of Minnesota. I understand why some people belittle protests as not enough, but I really think this shit matters. I saw a clip on Fox News and they had to admit thousands of people showed up. It’s not going to stop Trump, but it’s a signal to your neighbors that they’re not alone.
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Deadbert
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Big "Jacksonville Jaguars Fan" energy on the Widow Kirk here. youtu.be/DJo1xA4il0k?...
youtu.be
Jaguars fan 'steals the show' in video
YouTube video by News4JAX The Local Station
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
My daughter, named Veronica Jones, approves as she currently wears a crown.
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
@par0silience.bsky.social
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Fat dog for midterms
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
When I log onto Instagram , it shows me WWE wrestlers with their garish MAME cabinets with shitty artwork and stretched out aspect ratios on the games. It's not as bad as their Saudi shit, and everything else BUT it feels like a specific attack on my sensibilities and I don't like it!
Natalya standing in front of one of those worst looking arcade cabinets on earth. Looks like a collage that a very troubled person would make AJ Styles, a flat earther who is really good at wrestling, Infront of a mame cabinet that is really bad at stretching images  and looks like shit
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
oh my god
"My newest hobby is finding lines from The Simpsons that could pass for Morrissey song titles."

I took this image from somewhere else and can't write all of these out on my phone, so if you're reading this because you need the alt-text, take the opportunity to brainstorm some good ones of your own.
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Chob @chob316.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
With Orange Cassidy being part of a major pro wrestling crossover with the DC Universe at NYCC, I’d like to take this opportunity to dunk on Mike Quackenbush.
Mike Quackenbush extols the virtues of Fire Ant over Orange Cassidy.
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Cαrínα ᓚᘏᗢ @carina.delachancla.com · 10/10/2025
Thanks @itsgroff.bsky.social for your voice for this xD
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Wolf being absolutely destroyed in Jeopardy by Andy Richter
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
@aaronmeyers.bsky.social check out this $5 pick up
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I have gone gorilla mode
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Naked Gun funny
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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🏒🧛🏻‍♀️Ashley Harlequin🧛🏻‍♀️🏒 @misskittyf.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Sorry, I heard “Carly Rae Jepsen” instead of “Cleveland”
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
it’s that time of year again
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Adam Jones @spacecrook.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The finest achievement of the Obama era
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Philip @necron99.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Happy 10th anniversary to the best pop album
Album art for Carly Rae Jepsen's Emotion, depicting a brunette woman wearing a multicolor top and black tights reclining against a black background.
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