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Himbo President 🇵🇸

@himbopresident.bsky.social
1.3K followers 396 following 1.3K posts

My name it ain't nothing. My age it means less. The country I come from is called the Midwest.

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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Can't believe I'm moving back to Michigan in like three weeks
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
OH MY GOD
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Checking in on sports discourse on the Everything App
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
From a pure hockey perspective, this is probably a bad move. But from a pure making me feel good about PWHL Detroit as a fan again perspective, this is brilliant
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I genuinely don't know what I'm going to do about PWHL Detroit. On the one hand I don't want the organization to think that this signing is OK but on the other hand I do not want the other 20 women on the team to have to suffer for the sins of one of their teammates, they deserve to be supported too
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Killing my enthusiasm for this team right out of the gate, heartbreaking
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Furiously googling ways PWHL Detroit could acquire both Abby Roque and Kendall Coyne Schofield
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Incredible Gemini hallucination here
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Most interesting type of sports fan to me are the guys who fetishize tangential ephemera like jerseys, hats, and cards
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Why is Donald Trump playing hockey against Pingu
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Abby Roque captain of PWHL Detroit next season, who says no?
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nothing makes me feel more disconnected from my fellow man than when people say "frozen pizza is just as good as takeout these days"
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Lived in Chicago long enough to witness all of the yuppie transplant types shift from loving the Cubs to loving the White Sox
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
PWHL Detroit team, my beloved
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Becoming a weeb for Minnesota
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Exposed my daughter to Wah Gwan Delilah and she immediately got fussy
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
When the writing staff inexplicably revisits a plotline from last season midway through the current one
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
4 panel comic

Panel 1: ICE “Agent” (thug) punches protester hard in the face.
Agent: STOP

Panel 2: ICE Agent viciously snaps protester’s arm
Agent: BEING

Panel 3: ICE Agent strangles protester
Agent: POLITICALLY

Panel 4: ICE Agent stamps on protester’s head
Agent: VIOLENT
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Nobody is really surprised that they keep turning out to be NAFO guys right
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
so this was definitely a false flag right
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
oh my god he's making it about the BALLROOM
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My wife and I had a beautiful and healthy daughter on Earth Day
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
When businesses are named "Superior" I'm never sure if it's after the lake or just an assertion of quality
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm not asking you to become a Yooper. I'm saying, when the time is right, you will look in the mirror and already be a Yooper.
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Idea for season three of The Pitt: Baby Jane Doe falls down a well
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Have you guys read the new study from those UChicago economists on the rising cost of fast food in the 2020s? Apparently the hardest hit chain is Sonic. Google "Sonic inflation" for the methodology
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
USPIS pulling a U2 and sending a recruiting flyer to all informed delivery subscribers is making me feel much more confident about receiving the knockoff hockey jerseys I ordered from DHGate
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 10/04/2026
how much money does the marine corps lose
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Nuke Denver
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I'm finally getting relevant ads on Instagram
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Lots of talking about how the US should be stripped of the World Cup, it needs to go farther than that. The US should be banned from all international competitions in exactly the same way Russia has been since 2022
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Apparently she just declared for the PWHL draft, she's going to be a star in North America
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char 👻 @accxrdingtochar.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
screenshot of greta kampschroeder’s ig story. the photo is of will tschetter posing with the national championship trophy and holding up his phone, which he is facetiming greta on. she is throwing up a peace sign.
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The first Swede to ever win M.O.P.
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i'm not crying, you are crying
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Strap me to a missile and shoot me at Connecticut
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Go blue bay-bee
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The worst way I date myself in public is probably continuing to use "Pele" as my metonym for "best soccer player"
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I think you should go to prison if you make a 90 plus minute long YouTube video and don't include chapters
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Canadian Redditor who says "oh is sportspuck on? 🙄"
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Anyone been watching this A24 professional bowling docuseries on HBO?
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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