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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Someone in Aldi asking ChatGPT what type of pasta goes best with pasta sauce. These people shouldn't be allowed to vote.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I wish phones still had bezels so they could put 2 speakers that point at my face instead of one that broadcasts to my cock.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Shout out to DFW rental car shuttles for having 3 color programmable LED signs on their bus in demo mode. And shoutout to the company that made it who's demo called this LED sign like I used to see in bars 30 years ago "State-of-the-art"

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

This radio station in Dallas is playing Kypronite by 3 doors down and not that god awful here without you. It's a miracle!

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

"How can you listen to that death metal! You can't understand anything they say!" Motherfucker I can't decipher a god damn word that comes out of David Gray's mouth and I still love that song Babylon.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Youre listening to 133.7 WFAi. Playing rock from today and yesterday. Home of the 2 hour music free AD block every day at 5 for the ride home. Up next is Downtown by Macklemore followed by our "Get the Led out" marathon where we can't play Led Zeppelin because we literally took it out of the studio!

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I know it 100% would never happen, but it would be amazing to see a roller coaster like Verbolten, but themed to be you being taunted by/escaping from SHODAN.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Hey Mister DJ... LOW PASS FILTER! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LOW PASS FILTER! #Hiss

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Six Flags: *adds 20 feet of track to project purple and paints a shed in the pier area* Theme park youtubers: "MASSIVE NEW UPDATE AT GREAT ADVENTURE" *yellow arrows and youtuber face* *30 minute runtime*

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Ed Smith @edwardsmithwriter.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

“You couldn’t really do a BioShock game in the future, or at least I didn’t have a way to do it,” Levine says. A) you could B) someone already has C) it was Ken Levine

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

trek.epicrandomness.com

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Got banned from Discord for posting this meme. Great job!

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

"Set up Gemini in Google home for more natural conversation" No, I don't want to have natural conversation with a fucking speaker, fuck off. What are you gonna make next, a light switch you have to fondle to "more naturally" turn it on? Eat a dick.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Gripe: Midi controllers that don't have a midi port.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Recipe blogs should be banned from using any variant of the word yummy.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

When's Gamersups gonna make a flavor called something like "Blue Raspbussy CoQ10" for us elder millenials? My joints hurt.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

CVS is out of their minds with these prices. Local supermarket has Oragel for less than what CVS wants for their own generic brand. I got a 2 pack of Nasacort for less than 1 bottle of CVS brand too. They charge double in most cases for name brands. That's fucking awful.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Canada Dry BOLD is disappointing. It's like they took the 1 chemical from ginger that makes your throat burn and put that in instead of just giving it more ginger flavor. I wish it was easier to get Boylans ginger ale...

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

At this point in my life I think IDSPISPOPD is painted on my soul. I'll be on my death bed, riddled with dementia, and it'll be the only thing I can remember.

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tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Saw a truck tailgate vinyl mural of a bald eagle claws first tearing the American flag to shreds to burst through it. Did they not look at it and see anything other than an eagle going "FUCK THIS FLAG!"? Is an eagle desecrating the flag manly or something?

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Someone please make a browser plug in that hides youtube videos with John and/or Hank Green. I like them both, the problem is THEY'RE FUCKIN EVERYWHERE HOLY SHIT. They do not sleep. They do not rest. They *will* find you.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I hate the cat and mouse game you have to play with Soylent to get a non shitty price, it's extremely frustrating as hell. Ok so I can sign up for auto ship and get a good price by cancelling the auto ship every time, but sometimes Amazon has it even cheaper and... JUST LET ME BUY YOUR FKN PRODUCT!

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

So when I had Comcast, my wifi topped out at 400mbps (I paid for a gig). Router is up to date, latest standards. Purchased FIOS, and using the same router (no changes, hot swap) I get a gig down and up. Wtf? Can they throttle wifi, is that possible? I feel like i'm going crazy.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

@pixelmusement.com Have you seen this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4q8... Big usability additions for people who don't like command line for everything

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DOSBox Pure Unleashed

YouTube video by Psyraven

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 10/10/2025

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER DOUOLOUUHHHHH TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 07/10/2025

Do NOT denigrate my emotional support billionaire I WILL cry.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

LOOK AT ALL THESE WINDMILLS RUINING OUR NATURAL LANDSCAPE

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Land of the Free****************************************************************************************************************************************************

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

In my intrusive thoughts era

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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 02/09/2025

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Broccoli rabe can fuck off.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

STOP CALLING GENERAL MIDI THE "Doom soundfont" FUCK. OFF.

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Green onion or flood spores...

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GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Anyone who thinks the new Superman movie is woke should legally be barred from using any device that can be used to post opinions online because it's clear they either don't have a single brain cell or didn't watch the movie.

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Camp @campfireharve.st · 11/07/2025

I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven