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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 13h

no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave

two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet

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kieu @ we must not stop living @leslekieuart.bsky.social · 12h

So glad we finally got to see that part of Steel Ball Run that is the equivalent of the scared master comic animated #steelballrun

Panel 1
Johnny is watching his nails spin while Gyro watches from a distance

Johnny: UAAAAAAGGHHHHHH! I CAN FEEL THE POWER OVER-FLOWING!! GYRO! WHAT IS THIS...

Panel 2
Gyro looking scared

Gyro: I don't know... That's scary...

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Zenners @exoskelezen.bsky.social · 18h

my hands were tied!

green person with long claws on a yellowish background. Their hands are tied behind them and there are bloody footprints and a shadow cast in front of them

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ash 👽 commissions open! @sourswords.bsky.social · 22h

the computer mouse is truly the place to find more skin than you thought possible for a human to shed

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Lalo! @lalowolveralo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just think they're neat! #AEW #fanart #speedballmikebailey #prowrestling

A drawing of Speedball Mike Bailey in 3 different actin poses (kicking, leaping and flipping) on a yellow background with green lettering spelling out their name

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

alt text time since bsky didnt want me to put it on the individual panels

panel 1: scrapper looking through the communal decepticon fridge saying "where the FREAK is my MOUNTAIN DEW"
panel 2: thundercracker behind him holding his dew "Heh... I didnt see YOUR name on it..."
panel 3: tc chugs the dew as scrapper texts his work chat (Constructicon Work Polycule)
panel 4: cut to devastator ripping tc apart as he screams in agony

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ash 👽 commissions open! @sourswords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

flock of ravens outside my house when i left this morning. if i can put on my augury toga for a moment, this feels like. An Omen.

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ash 👽 commissions open! @sourswords.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i'm already the fool who always wears long-sleeved cosplays when i live in the desert and our big con is in late may/early june (WHYYYYY). so the moment i thought "should i include the gloves with next year's cosplay?" the answer came to me, clear as day: No.

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ash 👽 commissions open! @sourswords.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

google maps updated the default voice and i, unaware of this, yelled WHAT THE FUCK into the silence of my car

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

oh interesting. I have to do stuff in order for certain things to happen

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Idk how anyone finds time to write. I write for a living and I don't have a life and I still don't have time

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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ash 👽 commissions open! @sourswords.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

don't think i've whiteknuckled my way through anything the way i have been while watching "backrooms - found footage 3." i can't even watch it straight through or it might kill me

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ash 👽 commissions open! @sourswords.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

if you can't rock with beast wars you can't rock with me

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ash 👽 commissions open! @sourswords.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hal betrayed everything to keep this ring. His code, the oath, even himself, and it broke him. Probably doesn't even remember why he wanted the damn thing. #Lanterns #DCU #art

Hal Jordan, in silhouette with green eyes, stands in front of a smoking white car that he crashed into a telephone pole. There's a closeup on his hand, wearing the ring, and on John's face.
NAME: GREEN LANTERN RING.
- I AM FEARLESS.
- I AM EARTH'S PROTECTOR.
- IT'S MINE.
- IT BELONGS TO ME.
- THE RING CHOSE ME.

NAME: JOHN STEWART
- NOT A BAD KID.
- KIND OF UNCREATIVE.
- MY TRAINEE / REPLACEMENT.
- HE CAN'T HAVE IT.
- IT'S MINE.

Hal, still in silhouette with green eyes, lays in the dusty ruins of his motel room. There are closeups on his bare hand and his tired eye, accompanied by text.

NAME: GREEN LANTERN RING (MISSING)
- HE TOOK IT.
- I KNEW THIS WAS COMING.
- I FUCKED UP.
- I AM FEARLESS.
- I WANT TO DIE.

NAME: GREEN LANTERN (HAL JORDAN)
- THAT'S ME.
- IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD.
- I WASN'T TRYING TO KILL HIM.
- I AM FEARLESS.
- I WANT TO DIE.

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

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ash 👽 commissions open! @sourswords.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

got "missilia amori" stuck in my head so i am eventually gonna mutter "love rockets" a little too loudly and have to explain myself to my coworkers if i'm not careful

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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP

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Kei Zama @keizama.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Springer and Impactor commission. #commission #transformers #wreckers *comms closed

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ash 👽 commissions open! @sourswords.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

how it feels to make an absolutely dogshit deck in mtg arena

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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Additional Moon Knight nonsense

Moon Knight, riddled with wounds: "I feel GREAT. I woke UP like this. YOU'RE the nerds 'bout to come down with a case of"

Moon Knight whips out one of his crescents and bellows: "SICKLE CELL ANEMIA"

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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Check out these cool frogs I found, neo.
Instead of the red and blue pills, Morpheus is holding out two of those green tree frogs that look like Kermit

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ash 👽 commissions open! @sourswords.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

ah yes, "right before bed" is always the perfect time to watch horror videos

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

DID YOU JUST SHOW INTEREST IN A TOPIC IM OBSESSED WITH????? "DA SHIRT " - GET @ dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A BLACK SHIRT OF A SERFING SKELATIN "DID YOU JUST SHOW INTETEST IN A TOPIC IM OBSESSED WITH ?" AND ITS IN DA OCEAN , AND DA SHIRT IS FROM DASHARE.ZONE , AND IF U READ DA ALT TEXT ON MY POSTS YOUR SMART , HOT , AND EVERY ONE SHOULD APPRECIATE YOU MORE, AND PAY ATTENTON TO YOU MORE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I love to bake but find cooking really hard and my friends are like “oh but baking’s hard for me!” I don’t believe you!! Baking recipes tell you EXACTLY what to do down to the grain of flour! Meanwhile cooking recipes are like “cook til done. Flavor to taste” WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEEAN

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