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dug the moose @dug.wtf · 17/09/2026
läskigt
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
me watching the Trinity test
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they're calling it the boy dinner to vanquish all boy dinners
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
me to the carlists when i play spain in victoria 3
static.klipy.com
How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson Meme
ALT: How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson Meme
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vitkor arnell @vitkor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Upplagt för missförstånd här i Stockholm.
Rustas entré. Stor flagga och en skylt med ”RUSTA”. Precis bredvid också en flagga med ”Här kan du rösta”.
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dug the moose @dug.wtf · 12/08/2026
i made a game (NO VIBECODING) where you can guess cities based on satellite imagery www.dug.wtf/stuff/citygu...
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purkka @purkka.fi · 11/08/2026
accidentally took a video of cat that's like the dead wife fading away at the end of the montage of her running around the beach
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
learning new ways to chill
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
han ser riktigt gosig ut ☺️
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
adopted some kind of disgusting pervert
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Please, just kill me! Can't you see? It's what I want! I can't live like this, knowing I'm something filthy, something evil! Kill me!
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hmmmmm yeees
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
bra tips!
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
when there is both stone and net >>>
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What happens when the unstoppable brick meets the immovable cinnamon bun
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 19/07/2026
'GOOD GAMERS M' BY MOUSMINE.

An angel on Brent's shoulder tells him: "Don't play the new Crazy Taxi game! It's made by Generative A. I."
A devil on his other shoulder pokes him with a pitchfork and says: "He's right. Get me a beer"
Brent walks down the stairs. The devil is still poking him and saying "Get me a beer"
Brent is grabbing a beer from the fridge. The devil is still poking him and saying "Get me a beer"
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
lizard
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
congrats :)
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purkka @purkka.fi · 19/06/2026
midsummer? i thought it was quite good
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
haha literally what was he talking about???
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I remember when Benjamin said this
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Svenska högtider och vanor @svenskavanor.se · 18/06/2026
Har ni laddat med alkohol inför imorgon?
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I think we can all agree this Benjamin Franklin quote is "six seven"!!
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
excellent mouthfeel
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
What's your least favorite laggard behavior? Mine is how much they tarry
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🪐 maki @ljesak.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🐰🐱 - #art #digitalart
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Evil Nauheim be like
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 10/06/2026
a series of posts on reddit from one user
r/pcmasterrace
"Why When I delete files from the recycle bin I dont see a change in my C:Drive?
Seems like its not fully deleting from my Computers Memory ..."

r/cars
"What Steering Wheel Has the most buttons" which has been removed by the moderators of r/cars

r/AskLE
"whats the name of a mouth pocket?"

r/police
"whats the name for a cheek pocket ?"
"to help someone ..."
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jacob 🍋 @nilsjacob.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Image from the film “synecdoche new york”, Robert anymore Hoffman in old man makeup sits on a stoop, a speech bubble extends down to make it look like he’s saying the quoted post
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My friend, please stay safe! Three of us have been murdered! Besides you and me, there's only one guest left, if you know what I'm saying.
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Once your ennui meter is full, press L3 to perform a powerful delousing manoeuvre. Careful! Too many combos within a short amount of time can cause "Mona" to appear...
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
As Van Norden, you can press R3 to enter "Pussy Scan Mode." Now, press L-DPAD to switch back to Henry Miller. Use L1 to Lock On, and press R1 to begin tickling Van Norden's ass.
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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dug the moose @dug.wtf · 15/05/2026
Nobody: British pubs when you scan their QR code:
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
So, the bottom line is, you show a little skin... just a tease. No one touches you. What do you say?
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
bara för att man varit med i Lyxfällan så betyder det inte att man har rätt att uttala sig om asylsystemet
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dug the moose @dug.wtf · 12/05/2026
Would anyone like to redesign the USA and see what the election results would be like? I have a web app for that. I need people to try it out! If you sign up, verify your email, and request early access, I can give you premium features for free. demoose.vercel.app/dougymander
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Det kan vi absolut fixa 😎
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
vi kanske ses i Kista?!
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My stigmata - cool - interesting - indicative of a rich spiritual life Your stigmata - gauche - lowbrow - poor lifestyle decisions (drugs?)
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
has anyone made Hendrik Höfgen in Tomodachi Life yet
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
They should have a furry convention in the ICC Berlin
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 03/05/2026
A good name for a law firm would be Face, Down, Ass & Up
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