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@soudraz.bsky.social
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dug the moose @dug.wtf · 17/09/2026
läskigt
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
me watching the Trinity test
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they're calling it the boy dinner to vanquish all boy dinners
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
me to the carlists when i play spain in victoria 3
static.klipy.com
How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson Meme
ALT: How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson Meme
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vitkor arnell @vitkor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Upplagt för missförstånd här i Stockholm.
Rustas entré. Stor flagga och en skylt med ”RUSTA”. Precis bredvid också en flagga med ”Här kan du rösta”.
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dug the moose @dug.wtf · 12/08/2026
i made a game (NO VIBECODING) where you can guess cities based on satellite imagery www.dug.wtf/stuff/citygu...
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purkka @purkka.fi · 11/08/2026
accidentally took a video of cat that's like the dead wife fading away at the end of the montage of her running around the beach
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
learning new ways to chill
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
adopted some kind of disgusting pervert
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Please, just kill me! Can't you see? It's what I want! I can't live like this, knowing I'm something filthy, something evil! Kill me!
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 25/07/2026
Killing an illegally-present, occupying soldier is verbatim the most legal thing a person is allowed to do under every single international law.
Today's deadly clash in the West Bank began when about 30 settlers, including armed men and minors, entered Tell, a Palestinian village that Israelis are not allowed to enter, using a "hike" as cover. They did not coordinate with the IDF, even though it is required. The incident ended in a gunfight that killed two Israelis and four Palestinians, and the IDF sent five more companies to the area to contain the situation the settlers had started.

None of this excuses the Palestinian who seized a weapon and killed an Israeli officer. That is a crime in its own right, and two Israeli families are grieving tonight. But it does not change how the events began, or who set them in motion.
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
when there is both stone and net >>>
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What happens when the unstoppable brick meets the immovable cinnamon bun
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 19/07/2026
'GOOD GAMERS M' BY MOUSMINE.

An angel on Brent's shoulder tells him: "Don't play the new Crazy Taxi game! It's made by Generative A. I."
A devil on his other shoulder pokes him with a pitchfork and says: "He's right. Get me a beer"
Brent walks down the stairs. The devil is still poking him and saying "Get me a beer"
Brent is grabbing a beer from the fridge. The devil is still poking him and saying "Get me a beer"
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
lizard
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purkka @purkka.fi · 19/06/2026
midsummer? i thought it was quite good
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Svenska högtider och vanor @svenskavanor.se · 18/06/2026
Har ni laddat med alkohol inför imorgon?
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I think we can all agree this Benjamin Franklin quote is "six seven"!!
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
What's your least favorite laggard behavior? Mine is how much they tarry
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🪐 maki @ljesak.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🐰🐱 - #art #digitalart
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 10/06/2026
a series of posts on reddit from one user
r/pcmasterrace
"Why When I delete files from the recycle bin I dont see a change in my C:Drive?
Seems like its not fully deleting from my Computers Memory ..."

r/cars
"What Steering Wheel Has the most buttons" which has been removed by the moderators of r/cars

r/AskLE
"whats the name of a mouth pocket?"

r/police
"whats the name for a cheek pocket ?"
"to help someone ..."
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jacob 🍋 @nilsjacob.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Image from the film “synecdoche new york”, Robert anymore Hoffman in old man makeup sits on a stoop, a speech bubble extends down to make it look like he’s saying the quoted post
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My friend, please stay safe! Three of us have been murdered! Besides you and me, there's only one guest left, if you know what I'm saying.
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
As Van Norden, you can press R3 to enter "Pussy Scan Mode." Now, press L-DPAD to switch back to Henry Miller. Use L1 to Lock On, and press R1 to begin tickling Van Norden's ass.
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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dug the moose @dug.wtf · 15/05/2026
Nobody: British pubs when you scan their QR code:
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
So, the bottom line is, you show a little skin... just a tease. No one touches you. What do you say?
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
bara för att man varit med i Lyxfällan så betyder det inte att man har rätt att uttala sig om asylsystemet
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dug the moose @dug.wtf · 12/05/2026
Would anyone like to redesign the USA and see what the election results would be like? I have a web app for that. I need people to try it out! If you sign up, verify your email, and request early access, I can give you premium features for free. demoose.vercel.app/dougymander
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My stigmata - cool - interesting - indicative of a rich spiritual life Your stigmata - gauche - lowbrow - poor lifestyle decisions (drugs?)
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
has anyone made Hendrik Höfgen in Tomodachi Life yet
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
They should have a furry convention in the ICC Berlin
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 03/05/2026
A good name for a law firm would be Face, Down, Ass & Up
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Beer then liquor, thinking quicker!
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Death in Venice - Silesia flavor pack, €8,99
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mikey (swag) @mikeyswag13.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Welcome to the Spanish Civil War Garry's mod RP server. No, you cannot play as George Orwell or the fascist who shot him; both of those roles have been claimed by the server owner.
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
how do you get a job at the stock exchange as one of the guys staring at the screen, pinching his mouth together and shaking his head and crying. because i've done that at a synchrotron already, think i could be good at it
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
many are calling the 2020 wine vintage "The Coolest Year in Human History 😎"
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
glad fredag på er
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Pascel @pascelfalcon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Character design for @skqw.bsky.social
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
👇👇👇
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Grrrrr....
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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mästarmakrill🦎 @soudraz.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Japanese 7-Elevens offer their customers free tertiary education
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