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I have the kind of vague, cheerful helpfulness, that serious employers soon learn to dread.

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Berit Glanz @beritmiriam.bsky.social · 16h
An der Straße vor meinem Haus wartet jeden Morgen ein Vater mit seinem sehr kleinen Sohn auf den Linienbus, der dann im Vorbeifahren hupt, sobald der kleine Junge anfängt zu winken. Und ich denke, dass die Rolle des Linienbuswinkers ein wichtiger Beitrag zu einer funktionierenden Gesellschaft ist.
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waifu @waifuarts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 09/10/2026
Killing people doesn't unkill other people. It just causes even more dead people. In fact once you realize that, you end up being opposed to *gestures generally at everything going on right now*.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 07/10/2026
"Das tritt nach meiner Kenntnis … ist das sofort, unverzüglich" – Brandmauer gefallen www.der-postillon.com/2026/10/bran...
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"Das tritt nach meiner Kenntnis … ist das sofort, unverzüglich" – Brandmauer gefallen
Berlin (dpo) - Es ist ein historischer Moment für Deutschland, dessen Eintreten dennoch immer klarer absehbar war: Die Brandmauer der Union zur AfD, d
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Bex @bexsayswords.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've spent 13 years reading internet comments every day. I've traded a small piece of my soul for some techniques on how to filter feedback from your community. Receipts linked below! I'm fine btw bexsayswords.substack.com/p/what-i-lea...
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Wyk @wykrhm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Inside the Trove of Terror. www.dota2.com/newsentry/68... #Dota2
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 01/10/2026
A cool part of living in the woods is that every 3-5 business days, I meet a new type of lil' guy that I have never seen before in my entire life.
a Hickory Tussock Moth Caterpillar
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Rick Lane @ricklane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This week's Disk Cleanup is a riotous chat with @honestwilliam.bsky.social, in which he got so worked up talking about Dota 2 that he had to turn on his fan. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
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William Pugh, co-designer of The Stanley Parable, has over 1,600 hours in Dota 2: 'It's not a game made of love. It's a game fuelled by hate and a desire to conquer'
The founder of Crows Crows Crows guides us through the games on his PC.
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 26/09/2026
Meowment 37 #pixelart #ドット絵
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Moth. 💡
A character with moth wings and antennae reading a book in a campus surrounded by ghost cats.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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Lilith Wittmann @lilithwittmann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Neun Monate lang habe ich der Glücksspielbehörde in Curaçao live bei der Arbeit zugeschaut. Ohne dass die Mitarbeiter davon wussten. Ich konnte sehen, wem illegale Online-Casinos gehören, wer sie finanziert und was die Behörde über ihre Geschäfte wusste. www.lilithwittmann.de/series/casin...
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#casinosecrets — Lilith Wittmann
Die geheimen Strukturen hinter illegalen Online-Casinos. Tausende interne Behördenakten zeigen erstmals im Detail, wer hinter einer milliardenschweren Glücksspielindustrie steht.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a small group of friends is hanging out indoors. Two guys are on the couch, holding video game controllers. A third guy steps into the room and says, “can someone move their car?” Panel 2: he continues, “there’s an impossible device blocking me.” In the driveway, a beige car is parked in front of a glossy, unfathomable biomechanic vehicle. Panel 3: back in the video game room, a spindly, three-eyed alien creature steps from across the room with a car key in hand. The alien says, “that’s me, bro— I’ll move.” One of the guys on the couch throws up his hands because the alien is blocking the TV.
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Wyk @wykrhm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dota 7.41f www.dota2.com/patches/7.41f #Dota2
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Bex @bexsayswords.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Have YOU 🫵 ever wanted to slurp the community management knowledge from MY👍brain? Ok sick, it is now available to you in a more palatable form. In my first newsletter, I answer the question I get most often - 'How do you handle toxicity?' t.co/VvG9jq6POB
A scared cartoon mouse hiding behind a wall from a giant screaming anime character
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
My favourite fact about Iceland is that we have many, many crime writers but only one forensic pathologist, and he was so busy answering all of their questions that he decided to have a small seminar for writers to get some peace. It immediately sold out so he had another one that also sold out.
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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fynche @fynche.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thinking of this happening kept me up at night #art
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songbird @noctsilk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
wanted to share a bit of behind the scenes, also how the bg is LOL
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl wakes up in bed. Groggily, she says, “ugh… did I put the snacks away?” Panel 2: upon entering her kitchen, she discovers two human-sized cockroaches wearing bathrobes making themselves at home. One is using her coffee maker and the other is sipping coffee from a mug that reads “Best Granddaughter”. There is an open bag of nacho cheese chips on the counter.
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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
【RAVENOUS】
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Kassett @kassett.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
witch with big hat
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
someone get Teto some proper gym attire bruh
an illustration by Spindle of the characters Hatsune Miku and Kasane Teto. Miku is taking a selfie with the caption "finally convinced her to go to the gym! 💪" while Teto is barely able to bench press, as the weights fall on her and she has a "water accident"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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sOnne @sonnenn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
youtu.be/7j-Id2aFlB0?...
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Vierter September
YouTube video by Kraftklub - Topic
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sOnne @sonnenn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
At the end of my first day of moving into my new apartment, I’m lying on my bed reading Dune. My new Job as a Software Engineer starts tomorrow. Is this my terrible purpose? But even as I focus on this thought, I think I should just keep reading…
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sOnne @sonnenn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Some quality photos on www.flickr.com/photos/dota2ti
No one appreciating everything
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 28/08/2026
Perseids xkcd.com/3287/
4-panel comic. (1) [Three people. The person on the left has shoulder-length hair; the person on the right has a white hat.] PERSON 1: I’m sad that we missed the Perseids. PERSON 2 with hat: There’s still the Geminids. PERSON 1: Yeah, but they’re in December. (2) PERSON 1: The Perseids happen when it’s warm enough to lie outside with a blanket, and we found a good mosquito-free beach. So we just lie around watching the stars and eating snacks. One year we saw the aurora. (3) PERSON 3 with shoulder-length hair: You know, I think I heard that the Perseids might be late this year. PERSON 2: Yeah, actually, I heard that too. (4) Later… [Three people lying down gazing up at stars in dark sky. One meteor is in the sky.] PERSON 3: Hm, seems like a normal number of meteors. Guess I heard wrong. PERSON 1: Maybe the Perseids are *next* weekend. PERSON 2: Oh, good thinking. Let’s come back then, just in case.
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Arne Semsrott @arnesemsrott.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hier gibt's erstmals die Übersicht: Wo in Deutschland werden Rechenzentren gebaut, wo entstehen dafür Gaskraftwerke, wo ist das Grundwasser besonders belastet, wo gibt es schon Proteste? Die gesamte Karte & alle Daten zur Weiterverwendung: fragdenstaat.de/aktionen/cli...
Deutschlandkarte Rechenzentren
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fwamingo💚🧃 @fwamingo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
me every time i play dota with my friends
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Kevin S @kevin-s-dev.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tiny and Lycan a TI 10 Adventure. My segment of the 10 years of the Dota 2 Short Film Contest collaboration youtu.be/mkmqdODG3Dk Link to the Full Collaboration Video youtu.be/wwisvdIu3Nc?...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: glamorous stage presentation for a Lifetime Achievement Award. The award is being presented to “Gug Rockberg”, who invented fire. Next to his name is a black and white headshot photo. The presenter extends her arm to welcome Gug Rockberg to the stage. Panel 2: mister Rockberg is being wheeled onstage by a young woman. He looks like a shriveled, impossibly old potato with no musculature. Panel 3: the crowd applauds as Rockberg receives his award. One audience member remarks, “dang, he’s still around?”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
trade offer meme it says

i receive:
six years of your life

you receive:
four days of video game
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Wyk @wykrhm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The International 2026 Main Event — Day 1 Schedule. ~4 hrs to go. Full details: www.dota2.com/newsentry/68... #TI15 #Dota2
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two humanoid ants are in the middle of an intense showdown. One of them is holding a giant paperclip with one end straightened out. They are standing on an electric wall outlet. Ant 1, with the paperclip, points to Ant 2 and says, “if I go down, you’re going with me.” Ant 2 grimly replies, “you wouldn’t…” Panel 2: Ant 1 swings the paperclip overhead, aimed directly into the wall outlet hole. Ant 2 yells, “don’t!!” Panel 3: zoomed way out, the wall outlet explodes a little spark with a POOF! A person on a couch next to the outlet looks over and says, “what the—?!”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Would you get their autograph?
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two bored-looking giant alien lice from the movie Cloverfield are sitting at a table with a paper coffee cup and a newsletter signup sheet on it. One louse is on its phone, the other sighs. Panel 2: the lice are sitting at a booth for celebrity signings at a fan convention (called Kooky Con). Seated at the tables on either side of the lice are actors Susan Sarandon and Ke Huy Quan. Each of the other celebrities are chatting with a line of fans at their respective tables. The lice gaze into space.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Animorphs (1/3)
Page 1, 3 panels. Panel 1: group of friends in a public party setting. A guy asks one of the girls, “you’ve really never heard of Animorphs?” The girl laughs, “never!” Panel 2: later, the girl is now alone and unlocking the door to her apartment. Panel 3: as she enters the apartment, she morphs into a wildebeest. She thinks to herself, “no one can know.”
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alex benzer @alexbenzer.com · 13/08/2026
big video update today! 🚢 now in beta: - you can upload videos up to 10 min long - video uploads should be much faster than before - upload progress indicator should be more accurate try it by enabling beta features here: bsky.app/settings/bet... may take a bit to fully roll out. lmk how it goes!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026
Architects Of 2026 Market Crash Just Finished A Highly Productive Lunch theonion.com/architects-of-2026-mar…
Architects Of 2026 Market Crash Just Finished A Highly Productive Lunch
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