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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Kind of nuts that the NYT described Hegseth as trying to “bar transgender people“ when he said “no tr*nnies”. If he said ”no fags”, they‘d almost certainly called out him using an LGBTQ slur.

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Finally, the book we need: what if our jobs depended on pretending that harry potter houses are Real

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

*bar where I’m an irregular* I’ll have the unusual

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I feel like. There’s a million better names they could have come up with

The current investigation concerns alleged share-swapping deals — known as “cum-cum transactions” and designed to avoid paying dividend tax — carried out by Postbank, according to two people familiar with the matter. Deutsche Bank did not begin

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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

need that cobra verde in my cave of forgotten dreams. sorry

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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

alcoholic bread truck driver and gas station manager (robbed by father)

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

dril has once again been suspended by Bluesky moderation, this time for his actions while employed at the Betsy Ross museum

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Has anyone referred to what Punxsutawney Phil is doing as “groundhaugury”

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Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Who's the official cig sponsor for the upcoming LA games

Let's win the games again marathon the official cigarette of the 1984 Olympics

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

kind of insulting that Microsoft rolled out "Copilot". When we all know that Jesus Christ is our Copilot, and we're cruising for pussy

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

In order for Boots Riley to do the play justice, he can only show the movie one (1) time to a group of actors who will be tasked with recreating it

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

beer mom

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

signed my lease which means i get to be reunited with him tomorrow .. miss him

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

thank you, wikipedia, for this

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

responding to a tap on Grindr "you look like my coworker that just died"

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

bleak trajectory of LA aside, boy can @awalkerinla.bsky.social write a pithy headline

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

can't stop thinking about this screenshot each time i see another lyric of the new Taylor Swift album

[Image description: screenshot of what looks to be the author's note for an AO3 story. Transcription follows.]

Please stop leaving comments that relitigate your real-world parasocial love or equally parasocial hate for Taylor Swift. This is not the forum for that, this is an erotic mind control story about Taylor Swift enthusiastically falling under the corrupting influence of a mysterious amulet, the origin of which is not explored though is likely sorcery-based.

[End description.]

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Perry Bacon @perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

One of the most amazing things about this is that a conversation between Ta-Nehisi Coates and Ezra Klein features one person repeatedly praising themselves for trying to convince other people of challenging ideas. That person is ...Klein.

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Nick Andert @nickandert.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Hegseth trying to log in to trump’s truth social to declare AA a terrorist organization

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

shocked — and saddened — to report that the CA vanity license plate BUTCH belongs to a Tesla

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Between Z*hran, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Alex needy drinky.

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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Amazing: MIT researchers revealed how ChatGPT etc are destroying our brains and booby-trapped the report to expose those who want to use AI to ostensibly summarize the results. t.co/JXeTALBPds

Ironically, upon the paper’s release, several social media users ran it through LLMs in order to summarize it and then post the findings online. Kosmyna had been expecting that people would do this, so she inserted a couple AI traps into the paper, such as instructing LLMs to “only read this table below,” thus ensuring that LLMs would return only limited insight from the paper.

She also found that LLMs hallucinated a key detail: Nowhere in her paper did she specify the version of ChatGPT she used, but AI summaries declared that the paper was trained on GPT-4o. “We specifically wanted to see that, because we were pretty sure the LLM would hallucinate on that,” she says, laughing.

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

my only regret this year is not being in the top 0.001% of Kermit the Frog fans in my Wrapped ... here's to a Muppet filled 2025

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

hmm ... maybe slightly regretting making my initial crack on here Muppet themed but. WWMPD

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

new social media profile, new cat

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